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Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 01:56:45 Reply

He keeps bringing up the fact that cum stains keep coming up on our blue towels. Pisses me off because I think he thinks I'm doing it, when I told him a zillion times I'm not doing it. But he keeps telling me he forgets to ask my brother if he is the one doing it. I think my Dad may have lied to me and my brother may have lied to him. I think my Dad asked my brother and my brother points the finger at me. I know I'm not the one rubbing cum on the towels, for one I don't even clean up after I cum because that is how lazy/disgusting I am. But I find it gross that our Shower Towels are being used by someone in my house, most likely my brother as Cum-rags.

Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags


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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 02:01:00 Reply

Too much. Too much information.


A lot of people have pictures for their signatures. But that's stupid. I'm not going to do that. That is so 2008. Not even kidding. Jeez, you guys are stoopid.

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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 02:01:19 Reply

walk up to your brother and stick your cum glazed dick in his mouth

"use the towel now fucking queer"


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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 02:05:10 Reply

How much does washing towels get his nasty ass jizz out of the towels? Am I rubbing his jizz on my face when I use the towels or no cuz washing it should get his jizz germs out of it?


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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 02:05:43 Reply

I just wipe it off on an article of clothing I'm wearing. After more than a decade of fapping at least once a day and not washing them a single time, I've built up a very thin layer of cum on the epidermis of the palm of my hand.

I hang around other sexually deviant furries, and they love it, and random people I meet don't start sniffing my hand, so I'm all good.


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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 02:07:29 Reply

Good thing I don't use towels for that. I wouldn't be able to pin the blame on anyone. He should use tissues though. Much safer, less embarrassing


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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 02:08:21 Reply

"stop wiping your dick on my rag you fucking bastard!"


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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 02:20:21 Reply

You wouldn't be having this problem if you guys just sucked each others dicks.

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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 03:54:19 Reply

That picture was unnecessary. But why can't people be smart and just use toilet paper?


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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 03:56:59 Reply

At 11/23/12 03:54 AM, Strawberry-Cough wrote: That picture was unnecessary. But why can't people be smart and just use toilet paper?

Because it tears easily


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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 04:06:31 Reply

At 11/23/12 03:56 AM, Xenomit wrote:
Because it tears easily

All you'r doing is cumming on it, it doesn't need to be durable. You could even just wank on the toilet and just cream into the bowl. Then you got no mess.


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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 04:19:47 Reply

Your mom must have loved those towels.
Just imagine her, wiping that cum dried towel all over her body.


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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 10:50:54 Reply

At 11/23/12 03:54 AM, Strawberry-Cough wrote: That picture was unnecessary. But why can't people be smart and just use toilet paper?

Unfortunately, it's just not as extravagant.

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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 10:55:48 Reply

Well, mate...Guess it's time to get laid.

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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 10:58:13 Reply

At 11/23/12 04:19 AM, Boomstick wrote: Your mom must have loved those towels.
Just imagine her, wiping that cum dried towel all over her body.

That's just so digusting :P

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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 11:49:45 Reply

At 11/23/12 04:19 AM, Boomstick wrote: Your mom must have loved those towels.
Just imagine her, wiping that cum dried towel all over her body.

That is so hot


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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 12:07:22 Reply

The title of this thread made me giggle till I pissed a bit.

Logically, you should declare that you already have your own private cum rag, so there will be no further cause for alarm.


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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 13:18:11 Reply

Shit happens and I think thats genocide xD

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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 19:30:54 Reply

Shit, I didn't know cum could stain on towels


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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 19:31:58 Reply

I bet it's toothpaste.


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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 19:47:31 Reply

Your family...


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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 19:50:42 Reply

Well, at least he is looking out for your well being. If you do use one, make sure to wash it from time to time though, otherwise it will get hard and crusty and it is just really awkward if someone finds it, namely a girl you invite over and you are the only two in your house and then she happens to find it because you were masterbating earlier and forgot it was out, so then she finds you disgusting and never talks to you again.... FUCK!

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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 20:13:37 Reply

Just do like I do and use a sock or your friend's mouth while he sleeps

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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 21:13:20 Reply

Your mom will wipe her cooter with it and get impregnated by your brother.


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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 21:27:48 Reply

He must really be interested in your masturbation habits.


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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 21:29:44 Reply

At 11/23/12 09:27 PM, Porkchop wrote: He must really be interested in your masturbation habits.

Maybe he keeps ejaculating on the towel so he has an excuse to bring it up again.

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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 21:31:57 Reply

I own white rags and towels...so


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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 21:44:11 Reply

Lololololol oh god so glad I didn't look at this thread before thanksgiving xD


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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-23 22:47:39 Reply

Fauck!

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Response to Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags 2012-11-24 00:25:44 Reply

ITT: Where we blow our load.


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