How I Met Your Tom Fulp

[DragonBallDavid]

Alright, let me just start by saying that I've always admired Tom's success. So obviously I was delighted last weekend when I was given the oppurtunity to meet him in person. I was visiting my cousin Liam, who has worked with Newgrounds in the past. He invited me to come with him to meet Thomas at nearby bar. Of course I couldn't miss an oppurtunity like this, so I accepted his invitation. We went to a pub called Francisco's, and Thomas was already there waiting for us. My cousin introduced us, and we hit it off immediately! We talked for a couple hours when my cousin recieved an urgent message and had to leave. Thomas offerred to drop me off, so I stayed with him. We played some games and I found out that he is really good at darts.
By the end of the night, Thomas was wasted and asked me to drive. He threw me the keys, and I drove us back to Tom's place. By then it was 2 in the morning, so I couldn't call my cousin to pick me up. Thomas offerred me to crash at his place and I accepted . When morning came, I woke to Thomas cooking omelettes in the kitchen. I was surprised to see how early he was up after the previous night, I expected him to have a nasty hangover. We were about to eat breakfast when we heard a knock at the door. Tom asked me if I could get the door as he had his hands full. I went to get it and was surprised to find that it was Wade! I couldn't believe it! We all ate breakfast together, and had a great time! We played Xbox for a while, and before we knew it, it was already 1:30! I was going to call my cousin to pick me up, but Thomas and Wade offerred to take me.
We got into Wade's car and Tom suggested we get some food. We went to McDonalds, and we all laughed when we ordered the exact same thing right down to the drinks! We ate inside, then got back into the car. The parking lot was empty, so Wade started doing doughnuts in the parking lot! What a thrill! We eventually arrived at my cousin's house, and I was sad to have to leave. I had learned so much from just talking to the two of them, and Thomas gave me some great advice. We hugged goodbye, and Thomas told me that I should come visit him again if I was ever back in town. I told him he could count on it. He gave me his number, Wade's too, then we parted ways. And as mysteriously as they came into my life, they were gone.

[Nor]

Fuck did I just read

[Bassanova-001]

At 11/21/12 09:51 PM, NightOwlRoost wrote: Fuck did I just read

I would like to second that notion.

[HipnikDragomir]

At 11/21/12 09:48 PM, DragonBallDavid wrote: so Wade started doing doughnuts in the parking lot!

Awesome.

[Xenomit]

Paragraphs called, and they told me to tell you that they aren't happy with your negligence of them

[DragonBallDavid]

At 11/21/12 10:51 PM, Xenomit wrote: Paragraphs called, and they told me to tell you that they aren't happy with your negligence of them

Shit im so embarassed!

[Sequenced]

what is grammar

[DragonBallDavid]

At 11/21/12 11:08 PM, Sequenced wrote: what is grammar

look it up ass cannon

[HipnikDragomir]

At 11/21/12 11:09 PM, DragonBallDavid wrote: ass cannon

I'm gonna start saying that.

[Sekhem]

At 11/21/12 11:00 PM, DragonBallDavid wrote:

At 11/21/12 10:51 PM, Xenomit wrote: Paragraphs called, and they told me to tell you that they aren't happy with your negligence of them

Shit im so embarassed!

this is your best post

[RPGCrazyCritic]

Too long; didn't read.

[4761]

look it up ass cannon

I think that's more of a compliment than an insult.

Ass cannon.

Sounds pretty badass actually.

[mothballs]

At 11/21/12 11:12 PM, jjjkuk wrote:

At 11/21/12 11:09 PM, DragonBallDavid wrote: ass cannon

I'm gonna start saying that.

I second this. That term is fucking hilarious.

[Xenomit]

At 11/21/12 11:13 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 11/21/12 11:00 PM, DragonBallDavid wrote:

At 11/21/12 10:51 PM, Xenomit wrote: Paragraphs called, and they told me to tell you that they aren't happy with your negligence of them

Shit im so embarassed!

this is your best post

Is that an insult to him, or a compliment to me?

Or an insult to me?

[Chocomilk]

This is my favorite story and I think you're great.

[Jeffyx]

I wan't to hang out with Thomas too :(.

[SmartyPants]

I bet Thomas and Wade would love to hang out with you again when they find out how you were stuck in a bathroom whining about toilet paper

[Sekhem]

At 11/22/12 12:27 AM, Xenomit wrote: Is that an insult to him, or a compliment to me?

Or an insult to me?

compliment 2 him

[platypuspwn]

do u evn englsh?

[Dangerous-D]

well if Tom and Wade ever come to Vegas, I'm buying them beers

[Skaren]

7/10 I could cum to it but it wasn't very well written.

[PIED3]

Wow.

That was actually quite touching.

[Ragnarokia]

I don't have an Tom Fulp.

[DragonBallDavid]

At 11/22/12 01:13 AM, Chocomilk wrote: This is my favorite story and I think you're great.

Thanks you, but just treat me like everyboddy else. i'm still just a norrmal guy

[V-K]

Thomas

fake

[DragonBallDavid]

At 11/22/12 03:07 AM, platypuspwn wrote: do u evn englsh?

Wanna try me?

[Tony-DarkGrave]

use Grammar and paragraphs this is a english forum so use proper english

[Dromedary]

youre like a modern day shakeyspeare, thank you for bringing your literature to us

[HipnikDragomir]

At 11/24/12 05:24 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: use Grammar and paragraphs this is a english forum so use proper english

Not sure if serious or joking.

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[Cherry]

I saw Tom Fulp a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnâEUTMt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, âEUoeOh, like youâEUTMre doing now?âEU
I was taken aback, and all I could say was âEUoeHuh?âEU but he kept cutting me off and going âEUoehuh? huh? huh?âEU and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Tom trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like âEUoeSir, you need to pay for those first.âEU At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually âEUoeto prevent any electrical infetterence,âEU and then turned around and winked at me. I donâEUTMt even think thatâEUTMs a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.