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What do you think about "life"? I for one think of it as an endless abyss.
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!
At 11/16/12 02:37 PM, Painbringer wrote:At 11/16/12 02:17 PM, AutumnalEquinox wrote: I for one think of it as an endless abyss.Cheer up. You will find the end eventually.
At 11/16/12 02:17 PM, AutumnalEquinox wrote: What do you think about "life"? I for one think of it as an endless abyss.You?
S'right. If you don't think about it too much...... Oh god, I'm coming down!
At 11/16/12 02:57 PM, Boss wrote: it would be better if i was dead
Yes, for the rest of us........ Nah I'm just jesting with you!
At 11/16/12 02:19 PM, Dragen wrote: The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
"your time" is your life. Life is constant. There's no way to get out of living until you die.
we cant explain it so why bother trying i'm here so i'm just gonna try to enjoy it and then when i get so old that it's hard to get out of bed in the morning i'll just shoot up heroin and live the rest of my days in purgatory
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