7 fucking years.

[mothballs]

Today marks the 7th goddamn year I've been on this shitty site. I can't believe I'm still posting on the forums here and occasionally looking at flash submissions. I would have thought that this would get old after a few months.

So thank you NG, for wasting 7 fucking years of my life and making me realize that I'm still the same loser that I was when I signed up 7 years ago. You really know how to make someone never leave and keep coming back.

[FIGMENTUM]

Blaming a website for lack of self control? Poor little guy.

[Breadquanda]

Newgrounds really is the abusive husband of the internet.
But congrats. I hope one day to face the same realization of shame and regret that you are experiencing right now.

[Boss]

At 11/16/12 12:10 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: Blaming a website for lack of self control? Poor little guy.

damn you just accept our patheticness

[koopahermit]

At 11/16/12 12:08 AM, mothballs wrote: Today marks the 7th goddamn year I've been on this shitty site.
So thank you NG, for wasting 7 fucking years of my life and making me realize that I'm still the same loser

I feel like posting spongebob stuff today.

[VJF]

It takes 7 years after you swallow a piece of bubble gum for it to break down enough for you to digest it completely.

[Lionelion]

oh look at that, a little over 1000 posts a year. Not half bad, thats around 2-3 posts a day!

[jrk123p]

At 11/16/12 12:10 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: Blaming a website for lack of self control? Poor little guy.

nonsense tom forced him to go to this web site for 7 years. I mean come on don't you see tom making everyone go to this website lol. Next someone is going to blame newgrounds for getting them pregnant (plz know a web site like new grounds or any website can't get you pregnant so don't try that stuff).

[Entice]

At 11/16/12 12:12 AM, VJF wrote: It takes 7 years after you swallow a piece of bubble gum for it to break down enough for you to digest it completely.

That's a myth.

[FIGMENTUM]

At 11/16/12 12:17 AM, jrk123p wrote: Next someone is going to blame newgrounds for getting them pregnant (plz know a web site like new grounds or any website can't get you pregnant so don't try that stuff).

I don't think anyone would go to those kind of lengths. Everyone knows you can only get pregnant through sex and 3D movies.

[Manly-Chicken]

I love you.

[ThePhantomGamer]

If you don't like it, why are you still here?

[vannila-guerilla]

My account is older. I feel more mature, now.

[Shauna]

At 11/16/12 12:23 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote:

I don't think anyone would go to those kind of lengths. Everyone knows you can only get pregnant through sex and 3D movies.

Is no one going to question this lady who she stole that baby from?

[Boss]

At 11/16/12 12:29 AM, vannila-guerilla wrote: My account is older. I feel more mature, now.

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[Lintire]

At 11/16/12 12:22 AM, Entice wrote:

At 11/16/12 12:12 AM, VJF wrote: It takes 7 years after you swallow a piece of bubble gum for it to break down enough for you to digest it completely.

That's a myth.

Well I'm not sure. For all I know it might take 7 years for a piece of gum to break down completely in someone's stomach acid. I don't know if that's actually been tested and I don't care nearly enough to google it. It's probably closer to like a week until complete breakdown, it just doesn't stay in your system that long.

It's certainly a myth that it stays in your digestive tract for 7 years.

Anyway, to the OP, try loathing yourself for being on here instead. Right now this is sort of like hating the pole you managed to wrap your car around.

[mothballs]

At 11/16/12 12:25 AM, ThePhantomGamer wrote: If you don't like it, why are you still here?

you are garbage

how do your parents live with the fact that they have created such a worthless piece of shit like you eh eh

you stupid cunt I hope you get hit by a truck while attempting to walk an old lady across the street you crippled fuck

[MrPercie]

WE LOVE YOU!

[Addict]

Now I'm not disgusted that I've been here over five years, I'm just disgusted at the amount of time I have accumulated while browsing this website. Just a few months ago, I was spending retarded amounts of my free time posting on the forums and lurking, but I'm a bit less active now since reality in general has become more of a priority.

But I still manage to make time for Newgrounds...

curse you

[azn-vink]

At 11/16/12 12:08 AM, mothballs wrote: Today marks the 7th goddamn year I've been on this shitty site. I can't believe I'm still posting on the forums here and occasionally looking at flash submissions. I would have thought that this would get old after a few months.

So thank you NG, for wasting 7 fucking years of my life and making me realize that I'm still the same loser that I was when I signed up 7 years ago. You really know how to make someone never leave and keep coming back.

I believe when I started browsing this website, I was 13-14 years old. I just returned to see what's up.

Glad to see you that some old timers are still active.

[mothballs]

At 11/16/12 12:24 AM, Manly-Chicken wrote: I love you.

<3

At 11/16/12 12:44 AM, MrPercie wrote: WE LOVE YOU!

<333333333333333333

At 11/16/12 12:35 AM, Lintire wrote: Anyway, to the OP, try loathing yourself for being on here instead. Right now this is sort of like hating the pole you managed to wrap your car around.

All of my friends know that this site is a thing of the past

not for me

I'm still stuck in the goddamn past and it's all your fault

I'm in college now and I'm failing, I do absolutely no work or studying because I'm too busy blamming and protecting bullshit

[mothballs]

At 11/16/12 12:47 AM, azn-vink wrote: I believe when I started browsing this website, I was 13-14 years old. I just returned to see what's up.

Glad to see you that some old timers are still active.

I am honored that your 2000th post has been held off for 4 years and has been made on my thread. Now I feel all warm and fuzzy inside instead of that cold, completely enraged feeling I felt when I first made this thread

[Sequenced]

do you even lift

[Hemlok]

lol that's nothing

[Strawberry-Cough]

Meh, I passed 7 in September, on my old account http://www.hellian00.newgrounds.com. It was nice, back in the day. Now, I mostly just lurk and what not

[vannila-guerilla]

At 11/16/12 12:23 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote:

At 11/16/12 12:17 AM, jrk123p wrote: Next someone is going to blame newgrounds for getting them pregnant (plz know a web site like new grounds or any website can't get you pregnant so don't try that stuff).

I don't think anyone would go to those kind of lengths. Everyone knows you can only get pregnant through sex and 3D movies.

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/3dfilm.asp

You may think it's cute...but, that's not a true story at all. So old..and no one fact checks.

[cast]

At 11/16/12 12:10 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: Blaming a website for lack of self control? Poor little guy.

I know right? Fucks sake grow the fuck up OP.

[MiNDxCLoUD]

At 11/16/12 02:25 AM, cast wrote:

At 11/16/12 12:10 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: Blaming a website for lack of self control? Poor little guy.

I know right? Fucks sake grow the fuck up OP.

Nine year dub here. Newgrounds is one of the better sites on the shiternet IMHO. w00t

[Phobotech]

Looking forward to your tenth year thread.

Knowing that I won't recall ever seeing or even posting in this one.

[SirFinland]

I could've paid attention in school, studied a lot and go to an university and end up with a nice job. Or I could've spent that time accumulationg friends, becoming sociable and while not having the greatest job ever, I'd have a lot of good relationships and maybe be in love too. But instead I chose to go to Newgrounds and make shitty posts for 6 years. Imagine that.