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Ever been to prison? 2012-11-15 18:40:17

Wondering if any newgrounders ever did a bid anywhere

and for what crime

and while you were inside did you think about your NG acct I know I would

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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-15 18:42:57

i did 3 years in attica for stomping out a midget mailman


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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-15 18:54:44

At 11/15/12 06:42 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: i did 3 years in attica for stomping out a midget mailman

Oh, you.

Ever been to prison?


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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-15 18:55:18

I've got a friend in prison at the moment. I'll tell you it's a surreal experience. I won't say what for, but I will say he didn't hurt anybody. He's a human housefly, a scrawny little hedgehog with some lovebeads and henna. Gotta feel bad for that.


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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-15 18:56:33

At 11/15/12 06:55 PM, AnotherOtto wrote: I've got a friend in prison at the moment. I'll tell you it's a surreal experience. I won't say what for, but I will say he didn't hurt anybody. He's a human housefly, a scrawny little hedgehog with some lovebeads and henna. Gotta feel bad for that.

Is he alright even?

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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-15 18:59:02

At 11/15/12 06:56 PM, Armissea wrote:
At 11/15/12 06:55 PM, AnotherOtto wrote: I've got a friend in prison at the moment. I'll tell you it's a surreal experience. I won't say what for, but I will say he didn't hurt anybody. He's a human housefly, a scrawny little hedgehog with some lovebeads and henna. Gotta feel bad for that.
Is he alright even?

He's a good enough guy, very peaceful, just a slight twat sometimes. If you mean is he doing alright, well, I don't know, but I think he's got occasional TV priveleges and access to a certain amount of books. He probably loves it to be honest; I know the whole time he's thinking about the poon he'll get after.


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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-15 22:27:41

they tried to send me 2 da slammr 4 a dime after i sold a chimpanzee a fat doob brody


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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-15 22:31:44

At 11/15/12 10:27 PM, Boss wrote: they tried to send me 2 da slammr 4 a dime after i sold a chimpanzee a fat doob brody

ive done 80 days in county....i hope to god i never go back ....i heard people scream in prison and i heard it makes you go fucking psycho if your in to long


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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-15 22:32:43

At 11/15/12 10:31 PM, ImlunchBoxx wrote:
At 11/15/12 10:27 PM, Boss wrote: they tried to send me 2 da slammr 4 a dime after i sold a chimpanzee a fat doob brody
ive done 80 days in county....i hope to god i never go back ....i heard people scream in prison and i heard it makes you go fucking psycho if your in to long

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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-15 22:36:05

Nope.

I've actually never even been to a prison.

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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-15 22:46:20

I've been to army basic training. Close enough.

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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-15 22:52:12

While I worked for Planned Parenthood I visited prisons, jails, and juvenile detention halls to present and discuss sti's/std's, safe tattoos, sexual education, and the aspects of the circle of poverty.

Prison visits by far were the most unnerving; there is absolutely no privacy, you can see everyone doing everything at all times. No matter what part of the prison you're in the walls are grey, it's cold and gloomy, fluorescent lighting is ubiquitous. Even experiencing it as a visitor, I can imagine it's not a fun place to live. Nevertheless, I'm thankful for the opportunities I had to educate the inmates.

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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-16 00:54:13

Thankfully not. I'm glad I grew out of being a retarded little 17-18 year old doing stupid shit that could make me face prison time. Now, worst case scenario, some misdemeanors and jail time would be all I would face


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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-16 13:40:27

I've never done a bid. I can't say I've ever been close to going to jail either.

My one buddy got a DUI and had to spend a night in jail, but that's nothing like doing time.


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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-16 17:55:14

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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-16 18:41:07

At 11/16/12 12:54 AM, RacistBassist wrote: Thankfully not. I'm glad I grew out of being a retarded little 17-18 year old doing stupid shit that could make me face prison time. Now, worst case scenario, some misdemeanors and jail time would be all I would face

Unfortunately, even if you don't do anything stupid you still have a fair chance of getting in. I remember hearing that the rate of wrongful convictions in the US is about 5%. So basically, even if you are a good person consider yourself lucky that you're not incarcerated.

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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-16 18:55:16

I visited my uncle when he went to prison.

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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-16 18:56:22

so it wasn't really what they say it is in movies


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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-21 15:16:49

At 11/15/12 06:42 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: i did 3 years in attica for stomping out a midget mailman

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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-21 15:25:51

I was never in trouble with the law in my life. My sisters ex was going to get sent to jail, but he chose to go to rehab instead, because of his "pot addiction".


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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-21 21:24:57

I went to a prison when I was five. It was pretty cool touring that place. The inmates were scary though.


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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-21 21:34:53

My cousin involved in some gang shooting and now he's in prison for a few years. The dude has to share room with another inmate that's also a gang member. They are chilling so far, I am glad. They have a toilet and a washing face or some shit. The guards are very rude, he said so. I went to visit him and the place is not where I wish to live.

The prison creeps me out. I don't know if our Canadian prison is worse or better than US prison.


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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-21 22:00:36

At 11/21/12 09:34 PM, dem0lecule wrote: I don't know if our Canadian prison is worse or better than US prison.

NOTHING is worse than a US prison, I don't care what they say.

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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-22 00:29:55

NOTHING is worse than a US prison, I don't care what they say.

you haven't been to very many foreign country's have you


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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-22 00:35:46

At 11/22/12 12:29 AM, stewievader wrote:
NOTHING is worse than a US prison, I don't care what they say.
you haven't been to very many foreign country's have you

Whether I did or didn't, that doesn't mean I'd know what their prison systems are like.

also lol @ this thread being 6 days old and only 24 replies

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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-22 03:09:44

At 11/21/12 10:00 PM, mothballs wrote:
At 11/21/12 09:34 PM, dem0lecule wrote: I don't know if our Canadian prison is worse or better than US prison.
NOTHING is worse than a US prison, I don't care what they say.

I think in some prison in asia and africa is worst, but i can't really tell, I never went in.

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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-22 03:15:38

No, but if I do, I hope it ends up like this (NSFW)

I'd be fine as either the red one or the blue one


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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-22 03:22:27

i visited my father when he was in prison in el paso

that's really the only time tho


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Response to Ever been to prison? 2012-11-22 11:12:09

There are a few times I should have been locked up. But I am pretty lucky so I don't ever get caught when I do anything REALLY bad.


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