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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-14 22:50:23 Reply

At 11/14/12 10:24 PM, Shaun wrote: Get a tan, go to the gym and try and do something about your face. 2/10

OH YEAH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME

IS IT SALLY

IS IT CROCODILE DUNDEE

HOW ABOUT YOU GO ON A WALKABOUT YOU JACKASS

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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-14 22:50:46 Reply

I banged Eve thousands of years ago, technically making all of you my children, my deformed freak, children...
Sigh, God why did you have to make Eve a -3/10...


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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-14 23:02:29 Reply

At 11/14/12 10:31 PM, mothballs wrote:
At 11/14/12 10:28 PM, Mumbo wrote: I don't remember it being bent.
You have no idea how hard it is to draw on a fucking laptop >:(

Dude, I know exactly how you feel.


Hmm... Interesting...

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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-14 23:03:19 Reply

im sexy as inches long my dick is

1.


I'm an instigator

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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-14 23:14:38 Reply

At 11/14/12 10:41 PM, JBK wrote: I am 0/10 would not fuck

Actually I must be attractive in some way as I've had people start flirting with me despite my poor sociability and lack of effort in my appearance. And they were all very cute.


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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-14 23:30:50 Reply

At 11/14/12 10:41 PM, DarkMatter wrote: Wtf is a googleplex? nvm I don't want to know.

Google Plex is what Google calls their headquarters in Mountain View, California. A googolplex is 10^(10^100).


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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-14 23:34:40 Reply

At 11/14/12 11:14 PM, JBK wrote:
At 11/14/12 10:41 PM, JBK wrote: I am 0/10 would not fuck
Actually I must be attractive in some way as I've had people start flirting with me despite my poor sociability and lack of effort in my appearance. And they were all very cute.

you lucky mltherfuc i ewnvy you to the copre o my beuing


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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-14 23:44:26 Reply

At 11/14/12 11:34 PM, Boss wrote:
At 11/14/12 11:14 PM, JBK wrote:
At 11/14/12 10:41 PM, JBK wrote:
you lucky mltherfuc i ewnvy you to the copre o my beuing

Ikr. Girls totally talked to me before. Im the king.


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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-14 23:46:56 Reply

I can't rate myself as that will be biased.

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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 00:20:18 Reply

im like 2 googloplex i get so much sex i got about 10 hot milfs after me all the time first time i had sex it was with my best female friend and her mom


i am hagus the mad!!!!!

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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 00:46:09 Reply

To be honest, I feel like an 8/10.


Yay, more jokes!

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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 01:10:02 Reply

0/10

No one's ever thought that I was sexy.

I am subhuman garbage.

I deserve to die.

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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 01:17:43 Reply

At 11/15/12 01:10 AM, Entice wrote: 0/10

No one's ever thought that I was sexy.

I am subhuman garbage.

I deserve to die.

Aw man.. show us a picture and we'll all masturbate to it if it'll make you feel better.


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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 02:13:19 Reply

This thread proves that the majority of newgrounders have self-esteem lower than the ground

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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 04:08:54 Reply

Sexy enough to get women to show pics of there tits apparently

Oh and have a girlfriend


I have a penis

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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 04:14:16 Reply

Sexy enough to want to have sex with a clone of myself.

...What? It's not gay, it's masturbation.

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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 08:54:09 Reply

infinity


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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 10:11:09 Reply

At 11/14/12 09:49 PM, beakerboy wrote: On a scale of 1 to a googolplex, just how sexy do you think you are? I'm probably sitting at a googolplex. The womens all want me. I spend about 4-8 hours a day admiring my gorgeous face in the mirror. Omg Ng and by the way I got molested by a bunch of nurses in a children's hospital's E. R. like seriously, right in front of my dad she pushes her boobs against me, it wasn't that great of a moment.

I'm a hot fucking piece, i weigh 500 pounds and every time i try to talk to girls they just look at me surprised and scream while running away because they're just really THAT shy. Damn i'm good looking.

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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 10:16:04 Reply

At 11/15/12 10:11 AM, wankwest wrote:
At 11/14/12 09:49 PM, beakerboy wrote: just how sexy do you think you are? I'm probably sitting on wankwest's beautiful body
I'm a hot fucking piece, i weigh 500 pounds and every time i try to talk to girls they just look at me surprised and scream while running away because they're just really THAT shy. Damn i'm good looking.

I also play jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz on my gaytar

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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 10:37:23 Reply

At 11/15/12 04:08 AM, Wegra wrote: Sexy enough to get women to show pics of there tits apparently

Stop e-stalking 13-year-old girls.

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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 13:25:28 Reply

At 11/14/12 10:06 PM, Lintire wrote: 1/10 or a 10/10

Depends on whether or not I'm wearing a Colombian Necktie.

WHEN I GET LOADED, I GOTTA GO OFFFFF!


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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 14:00:01 Reply

yeah/horse


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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 14:10:54 Reply

I don't think it's up to me to pick the number...
... but if I had to pick I would say maybe a 5/10.. or 6/10??

How sexy are you?


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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 14:20:58 Reply

I give myself like an 8. I'm sexier at first glance but i feel like my personality kills it for me.

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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 14:23:57 Reply

At 11/15/12 02:20 PM, AutisticSpaceCrab wrote: I give myself like an 8. I'm sexier at first glance but i feel like my personality kills it for me.

Personality makes up so much of it though!!!! Shame, you're not too bad looking too, kid.


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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 14:37:23 Reply

I'd say I'm about a four (though I have the potential to be a six or seven if I did certain things)
Other people would disagree dramatically though (in both directions)


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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 14:42:24 Reply

At 11/15/12 02:23 PM, BostonJax wrote:
At 11/15/12 02:20 PM, AutisticSpaceCrab wrote: I give myself like an 8. I'm sexier at first glance but i feel like my personality kills it for me.
Personality makes up so much of it though!!!! Shame, you're not too bad looking too, kid.

I'm not a nasty person, i just lack the swag that could unlock my full, papi chulo potential. But i still get girls here and then, usually those who already have crushes on me and i don't have to work on em' too much

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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 15:07:31 Reply

I conduct research in a pine forest, so I get my fair share of bites and cuts, but definitely a 9/10.

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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 16:21:50 Reply

At 11/15/12 02:10 PM, BostonJax wrote: I don't think it's up to me to pick the number...
... but if I had to pick I would say maybe a 5/10.. or 6/10??

I'd say 8/10

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Response to How sexy are you? 2012-11-15 16:33:15 Reply

At 11/15/12 03:07 PM, Saen wrote: I conduct research in a pine forest, so I get my fair share of bites and cuts, but definitely a 9/10.

Your body is a 10/10

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