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4.13 / 5.00 17,806 ViewsOn a scale of 1 to a googolplex, just how sexy do you think you are? I'm probably sitting at a googolplex. The womens all want me. I spend about 4-8 hours a day admiring my gorgeous face in the mirror. Omg Ng and by the way I got molested by a bunch of nurses in a children's hospital's E. R. like seriously, right in front of my dad she pushes her boobs against me, it wasn't that great of a moment.
yeah funny well im a fucking 1 and it doesnt exactly FEEL GOOD TO BE AN UGLY FUCK OK???
every time i walk down the street i crush women with my gigantic cock and they scream in ecstacy and orgasm
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You narcissistic mother fucker, good for you.
I would say I'm a 2/10, you not bang.
Would throw a chair at and proceed to beat up the unconscious body.
Sometimes they don't let me into restaurants because no pets allowed
I'd say I'm double googolplex
At 11/14/12 09:52 PM, saqwert wrote: Sometimes they don't let me into restaurants because no pets allowed
I'd say I'm double googolplex
that is not supposed to be good
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At 11/14/12 09:49 PM, beakerboy wrote: On a scale of 1 to a googolplex, just how sexy do you think you are? I'm probably sitting at a googolplex. The womens all want me.
I doubt it
At 11/14/12 09:49 PM, beakerboy wrote: On a scale of 1 to a googolplex, just how sexy do you think you are?
On that scale, I'm at the number of times Tom has seriously considered putting an edit button on BBS posts.
Hey OP!
The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.
i'm pretty sexy
especially when i take my shirt off and women see my get-money gut
At 11/14/12 09:56 PM, Sexysexboy wrote:At 11/14/12 09:49 PM, beakerboy wrote: On a scale of 1 to a googolplex, just how sexy do you think you are? I'm probably sitting at a googolplex. The womens all want me.I doubt it
I look like an emo version of Adam Levine but I also have black hair and blue eyes.
At 11/14/12 09:54 PM, Sexysexboy wrote:At 11/14/12 09:52 PM, saqwert wrote: Sometimes they don't let me into restaurants because no pets allowedthat is not supposed to be good
I'd say I'm double googolplex
Peeps jizz just from glancing at my trapezius
1 to googleplex
Shut up.
On a scale of 1 to 10 I'm at least an 8.
I've never been single for more than a week.
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At 11/14/12 09:51 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote: You narcissistic mother fucker, good for you.
I would say I'm a 2/10, you not bang.
Would throw a chair at and proceed to beat up the unconscious body.
I can vouch for this
1/10 or a 10/10
Depends on whether or not I'm wearing a Colombian Necktie.
At 11/14/12 09:59 PM, beakerboy wrote:
I look like an emo version of Adam Levine but I also have black hair and blue eyes.
Uh oh
im a -67 i wear a cheap rubber halloween mask to school after people started dying when they saw how ugly i was no one has noticed yet or they didnt mention it to me either way im safe another day from ridicule
At 11/14/12 10:17 PM, mothballs wrote: I'd say I'm an easy 10/10
Ew no. Flat-chested schoolgirls aren't my thing.
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At 11/14/12 10:19 PM, Mumbo wrote:At 11/14/12 10:17 PM, mothballs wrote: I'd say I'm an easy 10/10Ew no. Flat-chested schoolgirls aren't my thing.
i think its a boy
At 11/14/12 10:20 PM, Boss wrote:At 11/14/12 10:19 PM, Mumbo wrote:i think its a boyAt 11/14/12 10:17 PM, mothballs wrote: I'd say I'm an easy 10/10Ew no. Flat-chested schoolgirls aren't my thing.
Def not. Them nipps are too perky to be anything but a little girl's. You and I know that. Come on mane.
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At 11/14/12 10:19 PM, Mumbo wrote:At 11/14/12 10:17 PM, mothballs wrote: I'd say I'm an easy 10/10Ew no. Flat-chested schoolgirls aren't my thing.
Well you certainly sound like you've spent a great deal of your life in prison
At 11/14/12 10:21 PM, mothballs wrote:At 11/14/12 10:19 PM, Mumbo wrote:Well you certainly sound like you've spent a great deal of your life in prisonAt 11/14/12 10:17 PM, mothballs wrote: I'd say I'm an easy 10/10Ew no. Flat-chested schoolgirls aren't my thing.
i fucked his ass im the sherrif boi
At 11/14/12 09:49 PM, beakerboy wrote: On a scale of 1 to a googolplex, just how sexy do you think you are? I'm probably sitting at a googolplex.
Using a scale up to googolplex pretty much guarantees that you aren't at all attractive.
At 11/14/12 10:17 PM, mothballs wrote: I'd say I'm an easy 10/10
Get a tan, go to the gym and try and do something about your face. 2/10
At 11/14/12 10:23 PM, Boss wrote: i fucked his ass im the sherrif boi
Oh dear. I knew something was wrong from the start. My heart goes out to Mumbo and his family.
pic somewhat related
At 11/14/12 10:26 PM, mothballs wrote:At 11/14/12 10:23 PM, Boss wrote: i fucked his ass im the sherrif boiOh dear. I knew something was wrong from the start. My heart goes out to Mumbo and his family.
pic somewhat related
I don't remember it being bent.
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At 11/14/12 10:28 PM, Mumbo wrote: I don't remember it being bent.
You have no idea how hard it is to draw on a fucking laptop >:(
Guys I'm funny, I swear - I make animations with MsPaint.