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How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 09:49 PM Reply

On a scale of 1 to a googolplex, just how sexy do you think you are? I'm probably sitting at a googolplex. The womens all want me. I spend about 4-8 hours a day admiring my gorgeous face in the mirror. Omg Ng and by the way I got molested by a bunch of nurses in a children's hospital's E. R. like seriously, right in front of my dad she pushes her boobs against me, it wasn't that great of a moment.

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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 09:50 PM Reply

yeah funny well im a fucking 1 and it doesnt exactly FEEL GOOD TO BE AN UGLY FUCK OK???


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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 09:50 PM Reply

every time i walk down the street i crush women with my gigantic cock and they scream in ecstacy and orgasm


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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 09:51 PM Reply

You narcissistic mother fucker, good for you.

I would say I'm a 2/10, you not bang.
Would throw a chair at and proceed to beat up the unconscious body.

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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 09:52 PM Reply

Sometimes they don't let me into restaurants because no pets allowed
I'd say I'm double googolplex

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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 09:54 PM Reply

At 11/14/12 09:52 PM, saqwert wrote: Sometimes they don't let me into restaurants because no pets allowed
I'd say I'm double googolplex

that is not supposed to be good

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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 09:54 PM Reply

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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 09:56 PM Reply

At 11/14/12 09:49 PM, beakerboy wrote: On a scale of 1 to a googolplex, just how sexy do you think you are? I'm probably sitting at a googolplex. The womens all want me.

I doubt it

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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 09:56 PM Reply

At 11/14/12 09:49 PM, beakerboy wrote: On a scale of 1 to a googolplex, just how sexy do you think you are?

On that scale, I'm at the number of times Tom has seriously considered putting an edit button on BBS posts.


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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 09:57 PM Reply

i'm pretty sexy

especially when i take my shirt off and women see my get-money gut

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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 09:59 PM Reply

At 11/14/12 09:56 PM, Sexysexboy wrote:
At 11/14/12 09:49 PM, beakerboy wrote: On a scale of 1 to a googolplex, just how sexy do you think you are? I'm probably sitting at a googolplex. The womens all want me.
I doubt it

I look like an emo version of Adam Levine but I also have black hair and blue eyes.

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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 10:00 PM Reply

At 11/14/12 09:54 PM, Sexysexboy wrote:
At 11/14/12 09:52 PM, saqwert wrote: Sometimes they don't let me into restaurants because no pets allowed
I'd say I'm double googolplex
that is not supposed to be good

Peeps jizz just from glancing at my trapezius

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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 10:01 PM Reply

1 to googleplex

Shut up.
On a scale of 1 to 10 I'm at least an 8.


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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 10:04 PM Reply

I've never been single for more than a week.


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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 10:05 PM Reply

At 11/14/12 09:51 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote: You narcissistic mother fucker, good for you.

I would say I'm a 2/10, you not bang.
Would throw a chair at and proceed to beat up the unconscious body.

I can vouch for this

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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 10:06 PM Reply

1/10 or a 10/10

Depends on whether or not I'm wearing a Colombian Necktie.


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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 10:07 PM Reply

At 11/14/12 09:59 PM, beakerboy wrote:
I look like an emo version of Adam Levine but I also have black hair and blue eyes.

Uh oh

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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 10:08 PM Reply

im a -67 i wear a cheap rubber halloween mask to school after people started dying when they saw how ugly i was no one has noticed yet or they didnt mention it to me either way im safe another day from ridicule


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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 10:19 PM Reply

At 11/14/12 10:17 PM, mothballs wrote: I'd say I'm an easy 10/10

Ew no. Flat-chested schoolgirls aren't my thing.


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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 10:20 PM Reply

At 11/14/12 10:19 PM, Mumbo wrote:
At 11/14/12 10:17 PM, mothballs wrote: I'd say I'm an easy 10/10
Ew no. Flat-chested schoolgirls aren't my thing.

i think its a boy


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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 10:21 PM Reply

At 11/14/12 10:20 PM, Boss wrote:
At 11/14/12 10:19 PM, Mumbo wrote:
At 11/14/12 10:17 PM, mothballs wrote: I'd say I'm an easy 10/10
Ew no. Flat-chested schoolgirls aren't my thing.
i think its a boy

Def not. Them nipps are too perky to be anything but a little girl's. You and I know that. Come on mane.


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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 10:21 PM Reply

At 11/14/12 10:19 PM, Mumbo wrote:
At 11/14/12 10:17 PM, mothballs wrote: I'd say I'm an easy 10/10
Ew no. Flat-chested schoolgirls aren't my thing.

Well you certainly sound like you've spent a great deal of your life in prison

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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 10:23 PM Reply

At 11/14/12 10:21 PM, mothballs wrote:
At 11/14/12 10:19 PM, Mumbo wrote:
At 11/14/12 10:17 PM, mothballs wrote: I'd say I'm an easy 10/10
Ew no. Flat-chested schoolgirls aren't my thing.
Well you certainly sound like you've spent a great deal of your life in prison

i fucked his ass im the sherrif boi


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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 10:24 PM Reply

At 11/14/12 09:49 PM, beakerboy wrote: On a scale of 1 to a googolplex, just how sexy do you think you are? I'm probably sitting at a googolplex.

Using a scale up to googolplex pretty much guarantees that you aren't at all attractive.

At 11/14/12 10:17 PM, mothballs wrote: I'd say I'm an easy 10/10

Get a tan, go to the gym and try and do something about your face. 2/10


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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 10:26 PM Reply

At 11/14/12 10:23 PM, Boss wrote: i fucked his ass im the sherrif boi

Oh dear. I knew something was wrong from the start. My heart goes out to Mumbo and his family.

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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 10:28 PM Reply

At 11/14/12 10:26 PM, mothballs wrote:
At 11/14/12 10:23 PM, Boss wrote: i fucked his ass im the sherrif boi
Oh dear. I knew something was wrong from the start. My heart goes out to Mumbo and his family.

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I don't remember it being bent.


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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 10:29 PM Reply

i snapped that shit SON


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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 10:31 PM Reply

At 11/14/12 10:28 PM, Mumbo wrote: I don't remember it being bent.

You have no idea how hard it is to draw on a fucking laptop >:(

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Response to How sexy are you? Nov. 14th, 2012 @ 10:37 PM Reply

Like 5 I guess.


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