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Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 12th, 2012 @ 07:16 AM Reply

The Rebecca Black and ARK Music Factory conspiracy, EXPOSED!

http://sweetfunkyfreedom.blogspot.com/2012/11/ark-music-fact ory-antichrist.html


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 12th, 2012 @ 08:24 AM Reply

Omg

Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed!


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 12th, 2012 @ 09:16 AM Reply

At 11/12/12 07:16 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: The Rebecca Black and ARK Music Factory conspiracy, EXPOSED!

http://sweetfunkyfreedom.blogspot.com/2012/11/ark-music-fact ory-antichrist.html

a little late, are we?


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 12th, 2012 @ 09:27 AM Reply

At 11/12/12 09:16 AM, Sequenced wrote:
At 11/12/12 07:16 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: The Rebecca Black and ARK Music Factory conspiracy, EXPOSED!

http://sweetfunkyfreedom.blogspot.com/2012/11/ark-music-fact ory-antichrist.html
a little late, are we?

It takes months to crack a conspiracies code. Point me in the direction of conspiracies YOU'VE exposed, bro.


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 12th, 2012 @ 09:29 AM Reply

No no no....nobody cares about Friday anymore.

Thanksgivingis the hot shit now.


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 12th, 2012 @ 09:32 AM Reply

At 11/12/12 09:29 AM, Phobotech wrote: No no no....nobody cares about Friday anymore.

Thanksgivingis the hot shit now.

That's what made me create this article. I'm starting a series that combines conspiracy satire with play-by-play reviews. It's like a mix of Angry Video Game Nerd and Vigilant Citizen, I guess you can say. Thanksgiving is next, and I plan on releasing that one before it simmers down a bit. Each article in the series will focus on a different artist being exploited by that PAYDO guy, or whatever his name is.


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 12th, 2012 @ 09:32 AM Reply

At 11/12/12 09:29 AM, Phobotech wrote: No no no....nobody cares about Friday anymore.

Thanksgivingis the hot shit now.

Ah, now I remember who Rebecca Black is.


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 12th, 2012 @ 10:43 AM Reply

Seraded is my favorite band

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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 12th, 2012 @ 12:51 PM Reply

That was actually quite a funny article.


Yay, more jokes!

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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 12th, 2012 @ 02:41 PM Reply

Oh jebus

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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 12th, 2012 @ 02:42 PM Reply

Great thread, if only you made it a year ago.


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 21st, 2012 @ 08:48 PM Reply

At 11/12/12 02:42 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: Great thread, if only you made it a year ago.

I hope I'm not too late. Patrice Wilson will be the death of us all!

It's Thanksgiving - Occult Symbolism Revealed! (ARK Part 2)

The Occult Symbolism of Nicole Westbrook and Patrice Wilsons "It's Thanksgiving!" Revealed

http://sweetfunkyfreedom.blogspot.com/2012/11/its-thanksgivi ng-occult-symbolism.html


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 21st, 2012 @ 08:54 PM Reply

This video suddenly makes sense.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chmn-Fm1oqc


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 21st, 2012 @ 11:54 PM Reply

At 11/12/12 09:27 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: It takes months to crack a conspiracies code. Point me in the direction of conspiracies YOU'VE exposed, bro.

Within minutes I have determined that you are a government misinformation agent and that the stories you tell were lies made by the Tea Party to cover up Rebecca Black's secret connections to the Pakistani.

Logic

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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 21st, 2012 @ 11:56 PM Reply

At 11/12/12 09:29 AM, Phobotech wrote: No no no....nobody cares about Friday anymore.

Thanksgivingis the hot shit now.

but thanksgivings on thursday which is a day before friday...


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 21st, 2012 @ 11:56 PM Reply

At 11/12/12 09:27 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: It takes months to crack a conspiracies code. Point me in the direction of conspiracies YOU'VE exposed, bro.

I've exposed 5 conspiracies, only 2 of them were difficult

I have a lot of thinking time

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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 22nd, 2012 @ 12:11 AM Reply

At 11/21/12 11:56 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 11/12/12 09:27 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: It takes months to crack a conspiracies code. Point me in the direction of conspiracies YOU'VE exposed, bro.
I've exposed 5 conspiracies, only 2 of them were difficult

I have a lot of thinking time

Interdasting. Plz share dem!


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 22nd, 2012 @ 12:16 AM Reply

At 11/22/12 12:11 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: Interdasting. Plz share dem!

Templars vs. Assassins in the crusades, Adam and Eve, Bigfoot, ect.


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 22nd, 2012 @ 12:17 AM Reply

At 11/21/12 11:54 PM, T3XT wrote:
At 11/12/12 09:27 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: It takes months to crack a conspiracies code. Point me in the direction of conspiracies YOU'VE exposed, bro.
Within minutes I have determined that you are a government misinformation agent and that the stories you tell were lies made by the Tea Party to cover up Rebecca Black's secret connections to the Pakistani.

Logic

Not true, I am no shill. Someone is trying to indoctrinate you against me. But I commend you for seeking the truth and questioning EVERYTHING, even questioning others that QUESTION EVERYTHING. Well done!


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 22nd, 2012 @ 12:18 AM Reply

At 11/22/12 12:16 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 11/22/12 12:11 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: Interdasting. Plz share dem!
Templars vs. Assassins in the crusades, Adam and Eve, Bigfoot, ect.

Wait, you made the Assassins Creed series of games? Bad ass, mang! Well done with the latest, Revolutionary War era is a BOSS time period. Now just make a slow-moving zombie mod and I'll be satisfied


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 22nd, 2012 @ 12:24 AM Reply

At 11/22/12 12:18 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: Wait, you made the Assassins Creed series of games? Bad ass, mang! Well done with the latest, Revolutionary War era is a BOSS time period. Now just make a slow-moving zombie mod and I'll be satisfied

No, but I did look into many different texts and artifacts from that time period, and compared them to any other texts I found in similarity. You see, the assassins were supposedly founded around 1000 AD, however I found evidence that they go back mush further than that. The creed was supposedly created to fight off the Sunni Seljuq, however I found evidence that their primary targets were agents of the Knights Templars. I then compared that to past depictions from outside middle east parties from previous times, and it was all the same. 2 groups fighting eachother for an unknown cause.

Blah blah blah, lots of stuff most people find boring, both the assassins and the templars go back WAAAY further than history recorded, and the true names of the groups, as well as their origins, are unknown to even me.


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 22nd, 2012 @ 12:28 AM Reply

At 11/22/12 12:24 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 11/22/12 12:18 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: Wait, you made the Assassins Creed series of games? Bad ass, mang! Well done with the latest, Revolutionary War era is a BOSS time period. Now just make a slow-moving zombie mod and I'll be satisfied

Blah blah blah, lots of stuff most people find boring, both the assassins and the templars go back WAAAY further than history recorded, and the true names of the groups, as well as their origins, are unknown to even me.

They're just trying to control all the stuffing. He who controls the stuffing, controls the galaxy.


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 22nd, 2012 @ 12:57 AM Reply

At 11/12/12 10:43 AM, SineRider wrote: Seraded is my favorite band

Clearly you're from Massachusetts. Seraded is dat old school original GANGSTA shit.


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:26 AM Reply

who gives a flying fuck about a lip Syncing no talented teenager


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:37 AM Reply

How can you beleive in this shit?

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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 22nd, 2012 @ 08:07 AM Reply

It depresses me that I've subjected myself to reading that shitty article for any more than a moment.

I don't think Rebecca Black is going to do much else than linger around the music scene as a Selena Gomez wannabe, burdened for life by the terrible 'Friday' track that was extorted out of her in exchange for a glimpse of celebrity life.

Have to feel sorry for her sometimes.

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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 22nd, 2012 @ 08:48 AM Reply

At 11/22/12 08:07 AM, DumbassDude wrote:
Have to feel sorry for her sometimes.

I'm sure she enjoys her life of smoking meth and bath salts while doing unprotected anal sex just fine.

Thank you for reavealing the truth to me.


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 22nd, 2012 @ 09:00 AM Reply

Google 'Rebecca Black JFK'

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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 22nd, 2012 @ 09:55 AM Reply

At 11/22/12 08:07 AM, DumbassDude wrote: It depresses me that I've subjected myself to reading that shitty article for any more than a moment.

I don't think Rebecca Black is going to do much else than linger around the music scene as a Selena Gomez wannabe, burdened for life by the terrible 'Friday' track that was extorted out of her in exchange for a glimpse of celebrity life.
Have to feel sorry for her sometimes.

DumbassDude...a fitting username for someone that can't quite grasp the concept of 'satire.' Happy Featherhead Genocide Day!


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Response to Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed! Nov. 22nd, 2012 @ 10:27 AM Reply

At 11/22/12 09:55 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: DumbassDude...a fitting username for someone that can't quite grasp the concept of 'satire.' Happy Featherhead Genocide Day!

You play the part of someone incredibly stupid very, very well. You got me sir! You're commitment to the role was too great.


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