Rebecca Black Conspiracy Exposed!

[JonOfTheShred]

The Rebecca Black and ARK Music Factory conspiracy, EXPOSED!

http://sweetfunkyfreedom.blogspot.com/2012/11/ark-music-fact ory-antichrist.html

[TessaWuff]

Omg

[Sequenced]

At 11/12/12 07:16 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: The Rebecca Black and ARK Music Factory conspiracy, EXPOSED!

http://sweetfunkyfreedom.blogspot.com/2012/11/ark-music-fact ory-antichrist.html

a little late, are we?

[JonOfTheShred]

At 11/12/12 09:16 AM, Sequenced wrote:

At 11/12/12 07:16 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: The Rebecca Black and ARK Music Factory conspiracy, EXPOSED!

http://sweetfunkyfreedom.blogspot.com/2012/11/ark-music-fact ory-antichrist.html

a little late, are we?

It takes months to crack a conspiracies code. Point me in the direction of conspiracies YOU'VE exposed, bro.

[Galneda]

No no no....nobody cares about Friday anymore.

Thanksgivingis the hot shit now.

[JonOfTheShred]

At 11/12/12 09:29 AM, Phobotech wrote: No no no....nobody cares about Friday anymore.

Thanksgivingis the hot shit now.

That's what made me create this article. I'm starting a series that combines conspiracy satire with play-by-play reviews. It's like a mix of Angry Video Game Nerd and Vigilant Citizen, I guess you can say. Thanksgiving is next, and I plan on releasing that one before it simmers down a bit. Each article in the series will focus on a different artist being exploited by that PAYDO guy, or whatever his name is.

[SineRider]

Seraded is my favorite band

[funnyman46]

That was actually quite a funny article.

[tetrisman64]

Oh jebus

[Magical-Zorse]

Great thread, if only you made it a year ago.

[JonOfTheShred]

At 11/12/12 02:42 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: Great thread, if only you made it a year ago.

I hope I'm not too late. Patrice Wilson will be the death of us all!

It's Thanksgiving - Occult Symbolism Revealed! (ARK Part 2)

The Occult Symbolism of Nicole Westbrook and Patrice Wilsons "It's Thanksgiving!" Revealed

http://sweetfunkyfreedom.blogspot.com/2012/11/its-thanksgivi ng-occult-symbolism.html

[wreckr]

This video suddenly makes sense.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chmn-Fm1oqc

[T3XT]

At 11/12/12 09:27 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: It takes months to crack a conspiracies code. Point me in the direction of conspiracies YOU'VE exposed, bro.

Within minutes I have determined that you are a government misinformation agent and that the stories you tell were lies made by the Tea Party to cover up Rebecca Black's secret connections to the Pakistani.

Logic

[beardkiller]

At 11/12/12 09:29 AM, Phobotech wrote: No no no....nobody cares about Friday anymore.

Thanksgivingis the hot shit now.

but thanksgivings on thursday which is a day before friday...

[JonOfTheShred]

At 11/21/12 11:56 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 11/12/12 09:27 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: It takes months to crack a conspiracies code. Point me in the direction of conspiracies YOU'VE exposed, bro.

I've exposed 5 conspiracies, only 2 of them were difficult

I have a lot of thinking time

Interdasting. Plz share dem!

[JonOfTheShred]

At 11/21/12 11:54 PM, T3XT wrote:

At 11/12/12 09:27 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: It takes months to crack a conspiracies code. Point me in the direction of conspiracies YOU'VE exposed, bro.

Within minutes I have determined that you are a government misinformation agent and that the stories you tell were lies made by the Tea Party to cover up Rebecca Black's secret connections to the Pakistani.

Logic

Not true, I am no shill. Someone is trying to indoctrinate you against me. But I commend you for seeking the truth and questioning EVERYTHING, even questioning others that QUESTION EVERYTHING. Well done!

[JonOfTheShred]

At 11/22/12 12:16 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 11/22/12 12:11 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: Interdasting. Plz share dem!

Templars vs. Assassins in the crusades, Adam and Eve, Bigfoot, ect.

Wait, you made the Assassins Creed series of games? Bad ass, mang! Well done with the latest, Revolutionary War era is a BOSS time period. Now just make a slow-moving zombie mod and I'll be satisfied

[JonOfTheShred]

At 11/22/12 12:24 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 11/22/12 12:18 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: Wait, you made the Assassins Creed series of games? Bad ass, mang! Well done with the latest, Revolutionary War era is a BOSS time period. Now just make a slow-moving zombie mod and I'll be satisfied

Blah blah blah, lots of stuff most people find boring, both the assassins and the templars go back WAAAY further than history recorded, and the true names of the groups, as well as their origins, are unknown to even me.

They're just trying to control all the stuffing. He who controls the stuffing, controls the galaxy.

[JonOfTheShred]

At 11/12/12 10:43 AM, SineRider wrote: Seraded is my favorite band

Clearly you're from Massachusetts. Seraded is dat old school original GANGSTA shit.

[Dangerous-D]

who gives a flying fuck about a lip Syncing no talented teenager

[megadoctor]

How can you beleive in this shit?

[DumbassDude]

It depresses me that I've subjected myself to reading that shitty article for any more than a moment.

I don't think Rebecca Black is going to do much else than linger around the music scene as a Selena Gomez wannabe, burdened for life by the terrible 'Friday' track that was extorted out of her in exchange for a glimpse of celebrity life.

Have to feel sorry for her sometimes.

[FattyWhale]

At 11/22/12 08:07 AM, DumbassDude wrote:

Have to feel sorry for her sometimes.

I'm sure she enjoys her life of smoking meth and bath salts while doing unprotected anal sex just fine.

Thank you for reavealing the truth to me.

[Earfetish]

Google 'Rebecca Black JFK'

[JonOfTheShred]

At 11/22/12 08:07 AM, DumbassDude wrote: It depresses me that I've subjected myself to reading that shitty article for any more than a moment.

I don't think Rebecca Black is going to do much else than linger around the music scene as a Selena Gomez wannabe, burdened for life by the terrible 'Friday' track that was extorted out of her in exchange for a glimpse of celebrity life.

Have to feel sorry for her sometimes.

DumbassDude...a fitting username for someone that can't quite grasp the concept of 'satire.' Happy Featherhead Genocide Day!

[DumbassDude]

At 11/22/12 09:55 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: DumbassDude...a fitting username for someone that can't quite grasp the concept of 'satire.' Happy Featherhead Genocide Day!

You play the part of someone incredibly stupid very, very well. You got me sir! You're commitment to the role was too great.

[JonOfTheShred]

At 11/22/12 10:27 AM, DumbassDude wrote:

At 11/22/12 09:55 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: DumbassDude...a fitting username for someone that can't quite grasp the concept of 'satire.' Happy Featherhead Genocide Day!

You play the part of someone incredibly stupid very, very well. You got me sir! You're commitment to the role was too great.

Amazing comeback. "You're commitment to the role was too great"

Apparently YOUR commitment to the role is even greater. Or should I say, "You are commitment to the role"

[tetrisman64]

Nothing.

[The-Great-One]

At 11/12/12 09:32 AM, JonOfTheShred wrote: That's what made me create this article. I'm starting a series that combines conspiracy satire with play-by-play reviews. It's like a mix of Angry Video Game Nerd and Vigilant Citizen.

Better get a camera then. The written word is practically dead. People don't have the attention spans to read text.

Each article in the series will focus on a different artist being exploited by that PAYDO guy, or whatever his name is.

Nice to see you got your information straight.

[Boomstick]

Way too late and not funny.
The JFK conspiracy theory was more amusing than this.