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Razeroath
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Pokemon! 2012-11-11 02:26:05

Which pokemon do you think gives the best blowjobs? My vote is for lickitung.

Pokemon!

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Sword-of-Kings
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Response to Pokemon! 2012-11-11 02:34:09

At 11/11/12 02:26 AM, Razeroath wrote: Which pokemon do you think gives the best blowjobs? My vote is for lickitung.

Jynx.

Pokemon!

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Razeroath
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Response to Pokemon! 2012-11-11 02:36:34

At 11/11/12 02:34 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
At 11/11/12 02:26 AM, Razeroath wrote: Which pokemon do you think gives the best blowjobs? My vote is for lickitung.
Jynx.

I miss black Jynx....

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Goldfire64
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Response to Pokemon! 2012-11-11 02:58:53

At 11/11/12 02:36 AM, Razeroath wrote:
At 11/11/12 02:34 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
At 11/11/12 02:26 AM, Razeroath wrote: Which pokemon do you think gives the best blowjobs? My vote is for lickitung.
Jynx.
I miss black Jynx....

we all do, i was suprised when i learned that the christmas episodes with jynx in it don't get to air ever again.

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Gimmick
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Response to Pokemon! 2012-11-11 03:42:28

Blastoise?

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kakalxlax
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Response to Pokemon! 2012-11-11 07:31:13

ninetales obviously, she is foxy

Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

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Galneda
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Response to Pokemon! 2012-11-11 07:56:07

At 11/11/12 03:42 AM, Gimmick wrote: Blastoise?

This was going to be my choice, so I second this.

Hydro Pump it.

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Response to Pokemon! 2012-11-11 08:36:01

At 11/11/12 02:36 AM, Razeroath wrote:
At 11/11/12 02:34 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
At 11/11/12 02:26 AM, Razeroath wrote: Which pokemon do you think gives the best blowjobs? My vote is for lickitung.
Jynx.
I miss black Jynx....

Thanks some stupid children's author for mistaken a popular ganguro trend for the old blackface racist shit of the past and getting offended. Thanks to that shit we now have a blue mr po po as well.

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Chdonga
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Response to Pokemon! 2012-11-11 09:23:42

At 11/11/12 02:34 AM, Sekhem wrote: misty

Misty may be a water trainer, but I bet she fucks like an Arcanine.

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Speedo
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Response to Pokemon! 2012-11-11 09:59:41

professor oak

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Dew
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Response to Pokemon! 2012-11-11 10:39:45

Groudon.

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Gimmick
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Response to Pokemon! 2012-11-12 21:25:54

Also, my second choice would be Ditto, I can't believe nobody mentioned Ditto.

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koopahermit
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Response to Pokemon! 2012-11-12 21:54:02

Kabutops.

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KillerSkull
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Response to Pokemon! 2012-11-12 21:59:28

At 11/12/12 09:54 PM, koopahermit wrote: Kabutops.

Clearly Ekans gives the best blowjobs.

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koopahermit
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Response to Pokemon! 2012-11-12 22:05:59

At 11/12/12 09:59 PM, KillerSkull wrote:
At 11/12/12 09:54 PM, koopahermit wrote: Kabutops.
Clearly Ekans gives the best blowjobs.

I don't know what's worse. Dying from snake venom or getting your dick sliced off.

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BenwaHakubi
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Response to Pokemon! 2012-11-12 22:09:25

I'm pretty sure there is a fleshlight pokemon by now.

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koopahermit
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Response to Pokemon! 2012-11-12 22:09:34

At 11/12/12 10:07 PM, Sekhem wrote:
At 11/11/12 09:23 AM, Chdonga wrote:
At 11/11/12 02:34 AM, Sekhem wrote: misty
Misty may be a water trainer, but I bet she fucks like an Arcanine.
misty the pokemon, you dork

Yes. Mist is definitely a pokemon...

Pokemon!

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funnyman46
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Response to Pokemon! 2012-11-13 03:16:56

See the problem here is the blowjob from a Pokemon part.

Yay, more jokes!

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Void
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Response to Pokemon! 2012-11-13 03:19:06

Ditto. Or something.

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