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Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 10th, 2012 @ 06:40 PM Reply

Alright it's a pretty simple idea, you come up with a pornographic parody of a movie. I'll start:

Honey, I fucked the kids!: A hot incestuous porn where a horny dad frequently has orgies with his children, (Who are all of a legal age, of course.) eventually the mother of the house finds out and joins in.


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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 10th, 2012 @ 06:41 PM Reply

homicidalfrog is a brony now

congrats man i think u might just be the most SHIT nger on here

can you get any gayer?


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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 10th, 2012 @ 06:42 PM Reply

The Passion of the Christ.

Oh dear...


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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 10th, 2012 @ 06:44 PM Reply

Kindergarten Cop.

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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 10th, 2012 @ 06:44 PM Reply

Toy story, her turn: the younger sister hits puberty and starts sticking insane amounts of spaghetti up her vagina while shitting all over the family portrait, but little does she know, there was shit on the portrait the whole time.

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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 10th, 2012 @ 06:46 PM Reply

At 11/10/12 06:44 PM, Entice wrote: Kindergarten Cop.

...wat


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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 10th, 2012 @ 06:48 PM Reply

At 11/10/12 06:46 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
At 11/10/12 06:44 PM, Entice wrote: Kindergarten Cop.
...wat

One Schwarzenegger.
Ten kindergartners.

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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 10th, 2012 @ 06:49 PM Reply

At 11/10/12 06:44 PM, Entice wrote: Kindergarten Cop.

Junior.


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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 10th, 2012 @ 06:53 PM Reply

The Good Son.

Just when I thought the movie couldn't be more messed up.


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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 10th, 2012 @ 07:37 PM Reply

X-Men First Class, xXx (Xander Gage movie), Shrek, Animal Farm, How to train your dragon, Avatar, The Dark Knight Rises, The Incredible Hulk, Captain America, The Bourne Legacy, Justin Beaver: Never Say Never, Winne The Pooh, Wreck It Ralph, Frankenweenie, Here Comes The Boon, The Man with the Iron FIsts, Taken 2, Fun Size, Looper, End Of Watch, The Master, The Expendables 1&2, Ted, The Amazing Spiderman, Magic Mike, Katy Perry: Part Of Me, The Hunger Games, The Intouchables, Snow White and The Huntsman, Prometheus, Men in Black 3, What to expect when you;re expecting, the Three Stooges, Born to be wild, For The Greater Glory, Brokeback Mountain, The Well Digger;s Daughter, Searching for the sugar man, shut up and play the hits, easy oney, klown, total recall, A Royal Affair, Keep the lights on, :####################### tee hee


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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 10th, 2012 @ 07:46 PM Reply

At 11/10/12 06:48 PM, Entice wrote:
At 11/10/12 06:46 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
At 11/10/12 06:44 PM, Entice wrote: Kindergarten Cop.
...wat
One Schwarzenegger.
Ten kindergartners.

I'll do you one better, Kicking and Screaming


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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 10th, 2012 @ 07:59 PM Reply

Predator.


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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 10th, 2012 @ 08:17 PM Reply

3 Men and a Baby...


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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 10th, 2012 @ 08:27 PM Reply

Are all of these going to be child porn titles?


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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 10th, 2012 @ 08:29 PM Reply

Two and a Half Men

Three gay guys; one of them without legs.

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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 10th, 2012 @ 08:30 PM Reply

At 11/10/12 08:27 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: Are all of these going to be child porn titles?

don't you judge them you sick fuck, when you were the one that created them

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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 10th, 2012 @ 08:30 PM Reply

At 11/10/12 08:27 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: Are all of these going to be child porn titles?

There is a movie starring Brooke Shields called "Pretty Baby".


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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 10th, 2012 @ 09:58 PM Reply

Dodgeballs.


"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 11th, 2012 @ 12:03 AM Reply

Daddy Daycare - Too easy.

Pounding Seven (Seven Pounds) - A manwhore discovers he is stricken with a strange STD. He has a seven days to have consensual sex with seven mentally stable, self sufficient women, or he will die. He is slowed down when he discovers one of the girls poked a hole in his condom and is now carrying his unborn child. The conflict is resolved in one the most horrible ways and he dies just before cumming inside the last woman.

Confessions of an Underaged Slutbag (Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen) - A blonde of 18 recalls her sexual adventures from before she was legal. They start out as tame sex, then weird positions, then roleplaying, then femdom, then humiliating antics like gangbanging, deepthroating and bukkake. As she becomes more and more desperate for cock her stories become pitiable. It turns out all of her stories were lies and she's really a virgin and she wants dick inside her so badly that she exclaims she'd welcome getting raped. After she almost gets raped at a bar, she realizes she doesn't need to have lots of sex to be cool, and that she was cool all along. Then a game of strip poker or truth or dare leads to her losing her virginity to her Asian friend and a guy she friendzoned.

Brave - The story of a nymphomaniac and her quest for the perfect orgasm. She learns to contort her body in painful ways in hopes they will increase her sexual pleasure. She goes to a sex shrine and attempts to unlock her true sexual potential, but fails, leaving her crippled from the waist down. However, her determination overcomes her paralysis. She shoves a vibrating metal pole up her vagina, sends a current of electricity up and pleasures herself with it so hard that not only does her lower body regain mobility, but her vagina becomes so sensitive afterwards that her orgasm shakes the very bonds of reality and changes the geographical structure of the very planet. After the credits we see that her vagina is so huge that no dick will ever please it, which is okay because she lost the ability to do anything without having a small orgasm.

Astro Boy - A doctor and his life partner builds a robot child in hopes of starting a family, but they quickly discover its libido is off the charts. Astro runs off and meets a gang of horny, disease-ridden stoners who fuck each other silly who welcome him with open arms. The gay doctors (because LGBT is a big thing right now) build another robot that doesn't have a libido, but it gets hit by a plot device and it wants to fuck everything. Astro saves the day by fucking it to death. This somehow makes Astro boy and the stoners not insanely horny, but still horny enough to end with a good old fashioned orgy.

I put way too much work into these. They went from pornos to sexual comedies.


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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 11th, 2012 @ 12:55 AM Reply

Horny Video Game Nerd

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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 11th, 2012 @ 10:14 AM Reply

Cheaper By The Dozen, Sixteen Candles (Up My Butthole) and Justin Bieber - Never Say Never


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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 11th, 2012 @ 10:29 AM Reply

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

No editing needed.


I'm a strong, Independent hentai artist who don't need no man in my life.

Mmmhmm.

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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 11th, 2012 @ 01:37 PM Reply

big fish: tim burton fucks again


I'm an instigator

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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 11th, 2012 @ 01:44 PM Reply

Spirited inside.

The girl who blew through time.


Fun to play with, even better to eat.

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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 11th, 2012 @ 01:48 PM Reply

rapeinator, a robot that fucked every being in the universe and then traveled to the past to rape everyone in history
this is it, a story of a premature ejaculator
the dark dick, a black guy with a cape that rapes at night

kickass, a story of a guy wearing tight cloth that introduces his foot in peoples anus


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

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Response to Make movies into porn parodies Nov. 11th, 2012 @ 03:08 PM Reply

Can't think of a witty parody off the top of my head but I would like to see George Lucas' Backroom Casting Couch..


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