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At 11/9/12 07:18 PM, funnyman46 wrote: They're alright, unless they're mauling you to death.
statistically, bears are more likely to kidnap you and raise you as their own than maul you to death
Yeah, bears are pretty cool. They can run pretty fast and climb well. Also, I wouldn't want to meet one in a back alley.
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame.
At 11/9/12 07:20 PM, Crink wrote:At 11/9/12 07:18 PM, funnyman46 wrote: They're alright, unless they're mauling you to death.statistically, bears are more likely to kidnap you and raise you as their own than maul you to death
85% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Yay, more jokes!
At 11/9/12 08:30 PM, Boomstick wrote: Yeah they're p. cool.
Those guys are so manly that they could impregnate each other if they weren't so manly...
I'm scared and my brain hurts...
Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.
They scare the fuck out of me. My mom told me when she was young, a kid that was about 12 years old that lived a few houses down from hers just got completely ripped up and ate by a bear. Scary shit.
"No." Easy to like something many don't live near.
A Different story when they stroll your local neighborhoods...
Just passing through.
I live in so cal basically on the bottom of the mountain 15 minutes away from Oak Glen, so I go hiking around there alot and I'm always scared shitless about running into a bear.
Or a damn Mountain Lion...
"Man, I nearly snapped my twig. Then again I nearly snapped A few of you"- Alice in Chains
I saw a bear in the street while I was walking home from work the other night.
It didn't see me, and it was a few streets away so as soon as I saw it I was like NOPE and went the long way round.