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And I need to know what sex feels like so I can come up with an appropriate lie. I need details about how it feels inside a women's vagina, and if ejaculation feels different than regular masturbation.

At 11/8/12 11:41 PM, Razeroath wrote: And I need to know what sex feels like so I can come up with an appropriate lie.

Why do you need to lie? It's not something to be insecure about.

At 11/8/12 11:44 PM, Entice wrote: Why do you need to lie? It's not something to be insecure about.

I don't want any woman to ever view me as "cute" or inexperienced. Even if I end up having sex with a girl I know is a virgin I'm going to lie. I just need some facts to help back me up if anyone ever calls me on my bullshit.

At 11/8/12 11:50 PM, Razeroath wrote: I don't want any woman to ever view me as "cute" or inexperienced. Even if I end up having sex with a girl I know is a virgin I'm going to lie. I just need some facts to help back me up if anyone ever calls me on my bullshit.

But lying like that is insecure. Lying about it will only hide the insecurity.

Just be honest about being a virgin. Honest but confident with yourself. The girl you lose your virginity to probably won't be the last girl that you're ever with so it doesn't matter much if you impress her or not.

At 11/8/12 11:50 PM, Razeroath wrote:

At 11/8/12 11:44 PM, Entice wrote: Why do you need to lie? It's not something to be insecure about.

I don't want any woman to ever view me as "cute" or inexperienced. Even if I end up having sex with a girl I know is a virgin I'm going to lie. I just need some facts to help back me up if anyone ever calls me on my bullshit.

you have issues, every woman ive ever been with has seen me as cute, basically dont be a liar because people will everntually start realising your talking shit if you havnt already then you will be one of those people whose friends see him as the dickhead and put the world 'bullshit' in front of your name then they talk about you e.g 'have you seen bullshit ste?' ours was called ste, then we had bullshitter called john who became bullshit john...then there was a man named andy, who people started calling 'BAZ' as in 'Barry Bullshit' , trust me lying you give up nothing telling the truth you give it up all and people will respect you for it a hell of alot more, people can see through any lie and if you think they dont they are humouring you, dont be that guy.....you will have a shit life.

what you need to know:

tits are beautiful and soft
soft
fuck

fuck
im going to kill myself
right now

Stop being so angsty and get on with your life

At 11/8/12 11:57 PM, Boss wrote: what you need to know:

tits are beautiful and soft
soft
fuck

fuck
im going to kill myself
right now

i wish i could give advice as good as you :)

At 11/8/12 11:41 PM, Razeroath wrote: And I need to know what sex feels like so I can come up with an appropriate lie. I need details about how it feels inside a women's vagina, and if ejaculation feels different than regular masturbation.

seriosly i used to think that way like years ago, came to a point of not exaggerating anything etc because you realise in life that the person youre trying to impress is yourself, no one really gives a shit.,

At 11/8/12 11:54 PM, Entice wrote: But lying like that is insecure. Lying about it will only hide the insecurity.

Just be honest about being a virgin. Honest but confident with yourself. The girl you lose your virginity to probably won't be the last girl that you're ever with so it doesn't matter much if you impress her or not.

You're an intelligent and caring individual. But I don't know if the first girl I'm with will or will not be my last as well. Right now I don't care about being labeled as insecure. Solid results are what I care about. And I don't want the first girl I'm with to know I'm a virgin. You're on the internet. You know how people deride virgins.

At 11/9/12 12:10 AM, Razeroath wrote: You're on the internet. You know how people deride virgins.

I've actually never had a negative reaction to telling anyone in real life. It's your choice though.

Vagina feels like mashed potatoes with quarters in it

You seem to have a very difficult struggle with this. Allow me to chime in with my opinion; you should just say that having sex is like giving a loved one a loving embrace. It is a warmth you have never known before, and the pleasure that you have with it only keeps building. When it comes time to climax, you feel a huge pressure come from your penis and the more you hold it in the harder it is to contain yourself. The warmth around your penis is also very pleasing and you feel great.

At 11/9/12 12:13 AM, saqwert wrote: Vagina feels like mashed potatoes with quarters in it

IM A REAL BOYYYY

Go get a hooker.

Boy, when I'm done with you, there won't be a need for lying.

At 11/9/12 12:17 AM, Phobotech wrote: Boy, when I'm done with you, there won't be a need for lying.

Best advice so far.

oh sdmy god smym bdslodd wrist sits al soveor my sfkcing kebaord fgod damnisst eb34fore is die ti want syoj to tell O p tjhat he fjuckne did tnhis 2 me tnat virgen afaget desvberv to die avirgin for killaing me

i'm a double virgin

At 11/9/12 12:37 AM, Boss wrote: oh sdmy god smym bdslodd wrist sits al soveor my sfkcing kebaord fgod damnisst eb34fore is die ti want syoj to tell O p tjhat he fjuckne did tnhis 2 me tnat virgen afaget desvberv to die avirgin for killaing me

What?

At 11/9/12 12:38 AM, Sekhem wrote: i'm a double virgin

How the fuck is that possible?

At 11/8/12 11:41 PM, Razeroath wrote: And I need to know what sex feels like so I can come up with an appropriate lie.

Instead of lying, you might as well just find a hooker... if you're that desperate, then just get it over with... shouldn't be too expensive since they usually charge by the hour...
Otherwise, grow some balls, talk to girls, get them to like you and have a relationship like a normal person

At 11/9/12 12:40 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:

At 11/9/12 12:38 AM, Sekhem wrote: i'm a double virgin

How the fuck is that possible?

i doubled my virginity quotient

Alot of girls LIKE being able to say they took a guys virginity. They don't like when a guy lies about being a virgin.
How do I know this? I'm a girl.

Were all virgins here or gay deal with it

At 11/9/12 01:29 AM, xxxcreep wrote: Alot of girls LIKE being able to say they took a guys virginity. They don't like when a guy lies about being a virgin.
How do I know this? I'm a girl.

how many virginities has ur evil gash stolen

At 11/9/12 01:30 AM, Sekhem wrote:

At 11/9/12 01:29 AM, xxxcreep wrote: Alot of girls LIKE being able to say they took a guys virginity. They don't like when a guy lies about being a virgin.
How do I know this? I'm a girl.

how many virginities has ur evil gash stolen

Not sure. Guys like to LIE about things like that.

At 11/9/12 01:31 AM, xxxcreep wrote: Not sure. Guys like to LIE about things like that.

i thought women were lie detectors w/phds in body language

At 11/9/12 01:29 AM, xxxcreep wrote: Alot of girls LIKE being able to say they took a guys virginity. They don't like when a guy lies about being a virgin.
How do I know this? I'm a girl.

Came here to post this exact thing. Also a girl.

At 11/9/12 01:37 AM, Shayl wrote: Came here to post this exact thing. Also a girl.

are you also a virginity thief