I'm Going To Legalize Everything!

[HollowedPumkinz]

That's right, starting right now, everything you've ever wanted to do that does not DIRECTLY harm an individual is abso-fucking-lutley legal. Anything and everything. Every taboo embraced, every restriction lifted. Every single drug, and I do mean ALL of them are legal. All marriage to anything is legal. And saying you're doing anything in the name of what you worship, no matter how Zionist, is legal.

You're Welcome, and enjoy your world. How will you embrace it?

This message brought to you by your local Congressman for life.

[yurgenburgen]

As soon as the marijuana news came out I knew it was only a matter of time before you started mouthing off about it.

[SneakyGameBoy]

Leegelize raep plez.

[Entice]

Oh look it's a slippery slope wrapped in satire fucking brilliant.

[yurgenburgen]

At 11/7/12 10:05 PM, Entice wrote: Oh look it's a slippery slope wrapped in satire fucking brilliant.

You'll have to be patient with him... he's legitimately a retard.

[living-daylights]

Legalize killing people and we be good?

[Boss]

time to snort ambien and fuck a girl who is high off oxycodone

[HollowedPumkinz]

At 11/7/12 10:05 PM, Entice wrote: Oh look it's a slippery slope wrapped in satire fucking brilliant.

Aw, sounds like someone is too much of a grumpy pants to have fun. Are you SURE you don't want to marry a pineapple and then snort cocaine before you eat the face of a live goat in the name Xander the Great? Tsk, just me then?

[Entice]

At 11/7/12 10:15 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:

At 11/7/12 10:05 PM, Entice wrote: Oh look it's a slippery slope wrapped in satire fucking brilliant.

Aw, sounds like someone is too much of a grumpy pants to have fun. Are you SURE you don't want to marry a pineapple and then snort cocaine before you eat the face of a live goat in the name Xander the Great? Tsk, just me then?

Are you seriously equating gay marriage to marrying an inanimate object? Comparing marijuana to cocaine?

[Boss]

At 11/7/12 10:19 PM, Entice wrote: Comparing marijuana to cocaine?

??? i thought they were the same thing ???

[yurgenburgen]

At 11/7/12 10:19 PM, Entice wrote: Are you seriously equating gay marriage to marrying an inanimate object? Comparing marijuana to cocaine?

COOL IT BRAH
HE'S DIFFERENTLY-ABLED

[Ilssm]

COOL IT BRAH
HE'S DIFFERENTLY-ABLED

For some reason I read this in a Christopher Walken voice.

[HollowedPumkinz]

At 11/7/12 10:19 PM, Entice wrote:

At 11/7/12 10:15 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:

At 11/7/12 10:05 PM, Entice wrote: Oh look it's a slippery slope wrapped in satire fucking brilliant.

Aw, sounds like someone is too much of a grumpy pants to have fun. Are you SURE you don't want to marry a pineapple and then snort cocaine before you eat the face of a live goat in the name Xander the Great? Tsk, just me then?

Are you seriously equating gay marriage to marrying an inanimate object? Comparing marijuana to cocaine?

*sigh* Oh you're one of THOSE users. Relax, not everything is a threat to your ideals and I'm not trying to hate on your opinions, mkay buddy? We DO have a political forum for that. This thread is an extreme hypothetical situation that is relevant to today's politics for shits n giggles. Let it be noted that nothing said here should ever be taken seriously.

I'm not nearly so contentious that I would surf the forums looking to pick arguments every time I come on here. So are you going to oversee the marriage of me to this porcupine reverend or am I going to have to do this myself?

[Prinzy2]

What about prostitution?

[Klik]

But everything I do could potentially harm someone. I can't even kill myself because the bullet to my brain nay somehow miss and hit a walking bystander.

[HollowedPumkinz]

At 11/7/12 10:38 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: What about prostitution?

Hell yeah mang! You ready to hit that corner and make dat major cash? I don't see nothin' wrong with lettin hoes be hoes, it helps everybody. And considering I'ma Playah In Management Position, I can get you all the moneh. You and me kid, we gonna go far.

[Dry-Ice]

At 11/7/12 10:49 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:

At 11/7/12 10:38 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: What about prostitution?

Hell yeah mang! You ready to hit that corner and make dat major cash? I don't see nothin' wrong with lettin hoes be hoes, it helps everybody. And considering I'ma Playah In Management Position, I can get you all the moneh. You and me kid, we gonna go far.

I love this thread so so much.

Whatever I wanted to do? Well I guess I'd grab a heap of all the drugs I've ever wanted to try and go down to the airport (which is obviously now abandoned since who the fuck wants to make planes fly?) and take a free extremely fast car and take some drugs and drive around at 200mph.

[DevourerJay]

why do i have the feeling that you have a younger or older sister you're sexually attracted to...

[Ononymous]

At 11/7/12 10:38 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: What about prostitution?

Prostitution is already technically legal- you ever watch porn?

The key to picking up a prostitute is to have a camera to film your escapades.

Then it's awwwwwright.

[beardkiller]

im lonely here in colorado,please come here and buy our pot and smoke it

[HollowedPumkinz]

At 11/8/12 02:00 AM, DevourerJay wrote: why do i have the feeling that you have a younger or older sister you're sexually attracted to...

Me? Nah, but if you talkin' bout' that w-incest man, it's all good. You know what they say "it's all in the family" or some shit like that. But yeah, as long as its consensual, it's aaallll good.

[T3XT]

Can I abort my baby?

I mean, it's MY body

[Entice]

At 11/7/12 10:28 PM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: *sigh* Oh you're one of THOSE users. Relax, not everything is a threat to your ideals and I'm not trying to hate on your opinions, mkay buddy? We DO have a political forum for that.

Bullshit. Don't patronize me.

This thread is an extreme hypothetical situation that is relevant to today's politics for shits n giggles. Let it be noted that nothing said here should ever be taken seriously.

I would buy that if I didn't know that this "hypothetical situation" reflected your actual views on the subject.

I'm not nearly so contentious that I would surf the forums looking to pick arguments every time I come on here. So are you going to oversee the marriage of me to this porcupine reverend or am I going to have to do this myself?

You just wanted to state your opinion but be able to write it off as a joke, knowing that it wouldn't hold up in a real argument.

[Halberd]

quiet americlap

[Boss]

well shit now i can legall y fuk ui in the bum hole bub bub hoipe u like tihs one yes sir its a completely erect full of blood 3 inch dick strait pointed or your dick hole, yesh IM GOING TO FUCK YOUR DICK HOLE, IM GOING TO FUCK YOUR DICK HOLE

[Dawnslayer]

So by your own standards, OP, this means bath salts are still illegal, right?

[HollowedPumkinz]

At 11/8/12 11:46 PM, Entice wrote: You just wanted to state your opinion but be able to write it off as a joke, knowing that it wouldn't hold up in a real argument.

God you're no fun...Ok,

I'll let it be known to you that I am, in fact, republican, I don't believe in any of the things I have posted here (for the most part). That much you have correct, me making a joke out of my opinions because I don't think they would hold up in a real argument however, is incorrect. I think I have very solid arguments for many of my opinions. However I have the ability to laugh at politics occasionally. I'm not always on and in an argumentative mood. That doesn't make my opinions any less valid, and yes, I can satirize my OWN beliefs too because I don't think my opinion is the most absolutely correct thing in the world.

However, due to recent landmark changes in policies that have legalized two very hot topics in a few states, I decided to go with an extreme hypothetical situation depicting total liberalism and asked what people would do if they lived in such a world. That was the thought process of me making this thread. It was and forever will be meant as, a joke. Shits n Giggles, perhaps with relevant political undertones but with all the politics going on I figured why not?

Now, with that out of the way, allow me to introduce myself to you. Hello, my name is Hollow, I'm mostly Republican but disagree with some of the policies that the party upholds. Some things I don't like are typical of most republicans, I am against legalization of weed, abortion and gay marriage, I have many reasons why that aren't for this thread. That being said, you and I probably have very different ideals and beliefs, however, I respect and will not intentionally belittle any of your opinions or yourself from here on out. I give you my word on that. Are we cool broski?

[SeekerFang17]

Society would collapse and we would all be laughing at the chaos until we all get blown the fuck up.

[Ononymous]

At 11/9/12 12:34 AM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:

I am against legalization of weed

Yeah, your strawman attacks on legalizing such things are such great arguments, bro. And if you were a true Republican, you'd be supporting the Constitution, that defends one's right to one's own body, which includes the use of drugs that only "harm" the person taking them.

You are an idiot.

[DevourerJay]

At 11/9/12 01:13 AM, Ononymous wrote: You are an idiot.

You forgot hypocrite... legalization of marijuana isn't necessarily a bad thing, it will create new sources of income to the States of Washington & Colorado, it will teach the government to know it's place... BEHIND the will of the PEOPLE that elect it... they forget their place, we pay their salaries, we elect them into office...
It's a free country, even if people are too stupid to not know their own limitations, we have the freedom to do what we want.