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Response to My girlfriend keeps a white dildo.. Nov. 7th, 2012 @ 12:29 AM Reply

LOL. Your girlfriend needs a dildo

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Response to My girlfriend keeps a white dildo.. Nov. 7th, 2012 @ 12:32 AM Reply

At 11/6/12 08:42 PM, Entice wrote:
Huh.

She probably had the dildo before she was in a relationship. Besides, unless you're having sex every other day or more then you're probably going to masturbate occasionally.

She probably did.

Didn't mean that the OP shouldn't be concerned about whether she is using it now.


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Response to My girlfriend keeps a white dildo.. Nov. 7th, 2012 @ 12:33 AM Reply

Pics or GTFO

Also, I would be slightly worried she may try to slip it in your bum while you sleep.

You're so vulnerable while you sleep.

Barev dzez.

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Response to My girlfriend keeps a white dildo.. Nov. 7th, 2012 @ 12:36 AM Reply

At 11/7/12 12:32 AM, Gagsy wrote: Didn't mean that the OP shouldn't be concerned about whether she is using it now.

Maybe he should just ask about then. He doesn't know for sure that she's using it.

But I have a hard time giving a fuck about the OP's relationships after he posted that thread about intentionally giving girls herpes.

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Response to My girlfriend keeps a white dildo.. Nov. 7th, 2012 @ 01:11 AM Reply

At 11/6/12 08:00 PM, NotSuprememessage wrote: If she had a blue one would you worry she liked to fuck smurfs?

/thread

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Response to My girlfriend keeps a white dildo.. Nov. 7th, 2012 @ 01:14 AM Reply

At 11/6/12 08:42 PM, Entice wrote:
She probably had the dildo before she was in a relationship. Besides, unless you're having sex every other day or more then you're probably going to masturbate occasionally.

A fake cock is insulting.

A girl twiddling her box is a okay with me. When she needs tools, you may be lacking in a dept. or two.

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Response to My girlfriend keeps a white dildo.. Nov. 7th, 2012 @ 01:08 PM Reply

At 11/6/12 07:58 PM, JoeAbbt-Grimes wrote: Under her bed and I'm half fairly dark skinned should I be worried that she like white guys? She says she never dated one but the white dildo I found under her bed makes me wonder.

Yes, you should. But be lucky that you didn't find a blue one...otherwise your girlfriend would be a smurf fucker. And no good comes from smurf fuckers.

Seriously thought it's just a color. If girl had a glass dildo it doesn't mean she likes glass men, it just means she has a glass dildo.
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Response to My girlfriend keeps a white dildo.. Nov. 7th, 2012 @ 01:31 PM Reply

have you ever tried to do one in the dark with a black dildo? it's like trying to hit an invisible fly with a broken lightsaber


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Response to My girlfriend keeps a white dildo.. Nov. 7th, 2012 @ 02:00 PM Reply

LOOOOL

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Response to My girlfriend keeps a white dildo.. Nov. 7th, 2012 @ 02:03 PM Reply

A girl needs to finish off when your short asian dick can't satisfy her, amirite?


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Response to My girlfriend keeps a white dildo.. Nov. 8th, 2012 @ 02:13 AM Reply

At 11/7/12 01:11 AM, Piemix wrote:
At 11/6/12 08:00 PM, NotSuprememessage wrote: If she had a blue one would you worry she liked to fuck smurfs?
/thread

Not quite /thread, it just asks the question:

Is the dildo a generic white baton or a depiction of a white man's penis?


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Response to My girlfriend keeps a white dildo.. Nov. 8th, 2012 @ 02:15 AM Reply

At 11/6/12 08:02 PM, JBK wrote: You should be happy its not a huge black dildo.

this would indeed be a concern... however you should approach the subject, it's only liable to cause stress down the road


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Response to My girlfriend keeps a white dildo.. Nov. 8th, 2012 @ 02:26 AM Reply

At 11/8/12 02:15 AM, DevourerJay wrote:
At 11/6/12 08:02 PM, JBK wrote: You should be happy its not a huge black dildo.
this would indeed be a concern... however you should approach the subject, it's only liable to cause stress down the road

He should strap it on one night and see how that goes down maybe?


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Response to My girlfriend keeps a white dildo.. Nov. 8th, 2012 @ 02:33 AM Reply

At 11/8/12 02:26 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: He should strap it on one night and see how that goes down maybe?

while it might be funny, she might get upset that he invaded her privacy by finding it and more so by putting it on, she might take it as "he's making fun of me" and retaliate by dumping him... having your gf own a dildo will cause issues down the road in my opinion... that could also signal that she's not satisfied with him... which again... can only be resolved with dialogue...


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Response to My girlfriend keeps a white dildo.. Nov. 8th, 2012 @ 03:02 AM Reply

At 11/6/12 11:16 PM, Entice wrote:
At 11/6/12 11:14 PM, Mumbo wrote:
At 11/6/12 11:12 PM, Entice wrote: I respectfully disagree.
You're respectfully wrong.
Sir.

Please back away.

Oh this is getting good.

My girlfriend keeps a white dildo..


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Response to My girlfriend keeps a white dildo.. Nov. 8th, 2012 @ 04:16 AM Reply

um duh, the thing you do in this situation iis offer to use it on her to get her warmed up

You silly boys being afraid of a little dildo. Sex toys are there to make it BETTER