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How to stop crime. 2012-11-06 15:46:13 Reply

1. Abolish all laws.

2. Crime is stopped.


War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.

OBEY OBEY, YOU MUST OBEY, YOU CAN'T RESIST, DON'T BE THAT WAY, OBEY OBEY, WE'LL HAVE OUR WAY

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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-06 15:51:29 Reply

Shame people, atheists or not, have this concept of god/randomness given rights. Then maybe that plan could actually work.


My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.

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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-06 15:56:10 Reply

Well the jew problem was almost solved the same way...

The mafia also uss this tech and they are pretty good at it


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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-06 16:04:41 Reply

At 11/6/12 03:46 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: 1. Abolish all laws.

2. Crime is stopped.

3. ????

4. profit

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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-06 16:18:35 Reply

At 11/6/12 03:48 PM, Scary wrote: anarchy is sick right mate

yeah we should all live in small communities


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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-06 16:23:07 Reply

At 11/6/12 03:46 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: 1. Abolish all laws.

2. Crime is stopped.

Stop racism
ethnic cleansing

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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-06 16:25:15 Reply

At 11/6/12 04:04 PM, TjStiches wrote:
At 11/6/12 03:46 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: 1. Abolish all laws.

2. Crime is stopped.
3. ????

4. profit

5. The realization that money does not exist without laws

6. Run for election


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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-06 16:35:25 Reply

At 11/6/12 04:23 PM, straberrykiler6789 wrote:
At 11/6/12 03:46 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: 1. Abolish all laws.

2. Crime is stopped.
Stop racism
ethnic cleansing

:Don't steal my ideas! >:C


War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.

OBEY OBEY, YOU MUST OBEY, YOU CAN'T RESIST, DON'T BE THAT WAY, OBEY OBEY, WE'LL HAVE OUR WAY

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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-06 17:33:49 Reply

1. You can never stop crime.
2. ???
3. PROFIT!

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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-06 17:39:09 Reply

At 11/6/12 05:33 PM, T3XT wrote: 1. You can never stop crime.

Bullshit. How can there be crime, if there are no laws? Therefore, if you abolish all laws, you stop all crime!

Logic = Flawless

War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.

OBEY OBEY, YOU MUST OBEY, YOU CAN'T RESIST, DON'T BE THAT WAY, OBEY OBEY, WE'LL HAVE OUR WAY

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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-06 18:16:59 Reply

At 11/6/12 03:46 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: 1. Kill everyone

2. Crime is stopped.

I believe I've made my point


Can you feel it mister Krabs?

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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-06 18:20:04 Reply

Give everyone guns.

Everything will sort itself out.


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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-06 20:46:28 Reply

This is by far, the most hilarious thread I've ever seen.


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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-06 20:50:34 Reply

At 11/6/12 08:46 PM, Sequenced wrote: This is by far, the most hilarious thread I've ever seen.

Is that because it's technically correct?

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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-06 20:51:27 Reply

Get minorities off the streets.

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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-06 21:11:44 Reply

i stoop crimw w/ my penis dode


I'm an instigator

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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-06 21:28:41 Reply

It all makes sense now!


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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-06 22:14:23 Reply

Step one:turn everybody into furries
Step two:have sex forever
Step three:Profit


Hi

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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-06 22:18:03 Reply

Call 911.

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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-07 00:37:04 Reply

Wouldn't abolishing all laws make the world a wasteland?


Yay, more jokes!

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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-07 00:53:08 Reply

At 11/7/12 12:37 AM, funnyman46 wrote: Wouldn't abolishing all laws make the world a wasteland?

No. The ensuing anarchy would.


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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-07 00:53:37 Reply

At 11/7/12 12:53 AM, Angiki wrote:
At 11/7/12 12:37 AM, funnyman46 wrote: Wouldn't abolishing all laws make the world a wasteland?
No. The ensuing anarchy would.

True.


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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-07 06:29:43 Reply

The only crime we're all guilty of is existing. Everything else is a moral guideline that results in being chastised if not followed.


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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-07 06:31:48 Reply

At 11/6/12 03:46 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: 1. Abolish all laws.

2. Crime is stopped.

Yes, that's actually correct because without laws there wouldn't be possible to do anything criminal.


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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-07 14:03:09 Reply

How to stop crime:
1. Segregate everybody


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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-07 14:38:43 Reply

The most normal way:

1:Call the police
2:Let the police do they work

But if you want to stop crime:

1:Fight with the thugs
2:Be an hero or die trying to be one

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Response to How to stop crime. 2012-11-07 15:49:02 Reply

1. Batman
2. Fucking Batman

How to stop crime.


Just when you think you have all the answers i change the questions

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