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How to stop crime. Nov. 6th, 2012 @ 03:46 PM Reply

1. Abolish all laws.

2. Crime is stopped.


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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 6th, 2012 @ 03:51 PM Reply

Shame people, atheists or not, have this concept of god/randomness given rights. Then maybe that plan could actually work.


My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.

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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 6th, 2012 @ 03:56 PM Reply

Well the jew problem was almost solved the same way...

The mafia also uss this tech and they are pretty good at it


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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 6th, 2012 @ 04:04 PM Reply

At 11/6/12 03:46 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: 1. Abolish all laws.

2. Crime is stopped.

3. ????

4. profit

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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 6th, 2012 @ 04:18 PM Reply

At 11/6/12 03:48 PM, Scary wrote: anarchy is sick right mate

yeah we should all live in small communities


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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 6th, 2012 @ 04:23 PM Reply

At 11/6/12 03:46 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: 1. Abolish all laws.

2. Crime is stopped.

Stop racism
ethnic cleansing

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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 6th, 2012 @ 04:25 PM Reply

At 11/6/12 04:04 PM, TjStiches wrote:
At 11/6/12 03:46 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: 1. Abolish all laws.

2. Crime is stopped.
3. ????

4. profit

5. The realization that money does not exist without laws

6. Run for election


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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 6th, 2012 @ 04:35 PM Reply

At 11/6/12 04:23 PM, straberrykiler6789 wrote:
At 11/6/12 03:46 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: 1. Abolish all laws.

2. Crime is stopped.
Stop racism
ethnic cleansing

:Don't steal my ideas! >:C


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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 6th, 2012 @ 05:33 PM Reply

1. You can never stop crime.
2. ???
3. PROFIT!

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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 6th, 2012 @ 05:39 PM Reply

At 11/6/12 05:33 PM, T3XT wrote: 1. You can never stop crime.

Bullshit. How can there be crime, if there are no laws? Therefore, if you abolish all laws, you stop all crime!

Logic = Flawless

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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 6th, 2012 @ 06:16 PM Reply

At 11/6/12 03:46 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: 1. Kill everyone

2. Crime is stopped.

I believe I've made my point


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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 6th, 2012 @ 06:20 PM Reply

Give everyone guns.

Everything will sort itself out.


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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 6th, 2012 @ 08:46 PM Reply

This is by far, the most hilarious thread I've ever seen.


lel

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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 6th, 2012 @ 08:50 PM Reply

At 11/6/12 08:46 PM, Sequenced wrote: This is by far, the most hilarious thread I've ever seen.

Is that because it's technically correct?

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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 6th, 2012 @ 08:51 PM Reply

Get minorities off the streets.

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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 6th, 2012 @ 09:11 PM Reply

i stoop crimw w/ my penis dode


I'm an instigator

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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 6th, 2012 @ 09:28 PM Reply

It all makes sense now!


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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 6th, 2012 @ 10:14 PM Reply

Step one:turn everybody into furries
Step two:have sex forever
Step three:Profit


Hi

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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 7th, 2012 @ 12:37 AM Reply

Wouldn't abolishing all laws make the world a wasteland?


Yay, more jokes!

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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 7th, 2012 @ 12:53 AM Reply

At 11/7/12 12:37 AM, funnyman46 wrote: Wouldn't abolishing all laws make the world a wasteland?

No. The ensuing anarchy would.


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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 7th, 2012 @ 12:53 AM Reply

At 11/7/12 12:53 AM, Angiki wrote:
At 11/7/12 12:37 AM, funnyman46 wrote: Wouldn't abolishing all laws make the world a wasteland?
No. The ensuing anarchy would.

True.


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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 7th, 2012 @ 06:29 AM Reply

The only crime we're all guilty of is existing. Everything else is a moral guideline that results in being chastised if not followed.


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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 7th, 2012 @ 06:31 AM Reply

At 11/6/12 03:46 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: 1. Abolish all laws.

2. Crime is stopped.

Yes, that's actually correct because without laws there wouldn't be possible to do anything criminal.


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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 7th, 2012 @ 02:03 PM Reply

How to stop crime:
1. Segregate everybody


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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 7th, 2012 @ 02:38 PM Reply

The most normal way:

1:Call the police
2:Let the police do they work

But if you want to stop crime:

1:Fight with the thugs
2:Be an hero or die trying to be one

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Response to How to stop crime. Nov. 7th, 2012 @ 03:49 PM Reply

1. Batman
2. Fucking Batman

How to stop crime.


Just when you think you have all the answers i change the questions

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