LA Reid is the only motherfucker on that show who knows what's up. And I don't mean to say the kids and adults that are competing are in any kind of wrong; they're the tragic victims of this bullshit.
I mean shit, Mario Lopez is at least doing better than "Host-o-tron 5,000" the blandy mcbland poof from last season...but why the fuck does pretty boy over here need a goddamned Kardashian reading a prompt all dead-eyed next to him? That cow. She has about as much personality as a forgotten sponge in the depths of an evicted house.
Like, check this shit out. It was between this tattooed guy, David, versus this very nelly, but very out-and-proud guy, Jason. The fat Kardashian was all like, "Alright, these two will sing for survival, and somebody's (glances at Jason) is going to get eliminated." What a cunt. Even though I thought it would be awesome if the gay guy sang and won out of sheer revenge, I thought David sung with more soul, and yet David got cut.
Alright...whatever...as long as my girl Diamond White stays in the game, right? She's the most talented KID, and I mean YOUNG, YOUNG kid in the entire competition. Ohhhhhhh, waaaaiiit, the mother fucking Britney Spears deems her fate. That's cool...the vapid doe-eyed has been has been staring at the entire competition with her mouth agape, as if to vent "What's this noise? Get it out of my head!" Because she hasn't comprehended what music is since the 90's.
She's basically a remote controlled tofu-replacement of Paula Abdul, so she's gonna say the same shit over and over again. "You just really gave it your all sweetie I love, awww, yeah" and she fucking cut THE ONE talent under her jurisdiction, giving Diamond White the boot.
Whoever the hell that chick is next to her is a really stupid broad as well. I don't even know who she is, but I generally disagree with everything she says, so fuckit.
Simon is a worthless twat. "I don't mean to be rude, but (something incredibly rude.)"
It's like being all "I don't mean to be racist, but (something incredibly racist.)"
"I don't mean to be an idiot, but (something incredibly idiotic)"
Fuck you Simon. Nobody likes you. Nobody.
LA Reid's a good man. I have hope for his talent in Vido (the guy with the tattoos everywhere, even on his scalp. That cat has SOUL). Mario Lopez is an alright host, but then again, anybody would shine compared to last season. This show blows.
Thoughts? Is it different in the UK?