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I'd take the billion.
One day the world's gonna explode.
I don't want to be alive just before, during, and after that.
endless space drifting.
The money. I need to get out of this place/planet, and just fighting people dosen't cut it.
My choice: Money.
I'd pay to get a genie and then wish for unlimited wishes. I will then wish for invincibility and a whole bunch of other stuff. Maybe to get a boss animation tablet and be boss. It will be very fun.
Well, if it's a long time from now, I'll be aged and frail. Not a whole lot of good money will do me then, and by relying on the Billion dollar bonus, I'm going to get lazy and careless with it, not investing a whole lot into earning additional money, so it would be a very finite advantage. Whereas the immortality/immunity serum would prevent me from aging, but presumably help me get stronger and maybe even healthier compared to my state upon taking it (even living into an age of advanced medical technology, potentially improving organs and systems that were deteriorating or have failed). I'd have many more opportunities in my prolonged life to legitimately establish a sturdy financial foundation for generations of off-springs.
Invincibility all the way.
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All the money in the world can't buy you immortality, but with immortality you would have time to earn that amount of money. So it is a bit of an obvious chocie to go for immortality as ultimately you can have both that way. Personally there are so many things I want to see and do in the world that immortality would be well worth the ultimate price of existing in an empty universe.
A much better question would be immortality vs guarenteed happiness. For me to take immortality I would have to have immortality for my family as well- the thought of life watching people you love die around you over and over would be a miserable existence.
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At 11/11/12 04:50 AM, fmn335 wrote: Maybe I would go for the money, but living forever could be cool.
That is very nice use of the fry meme.
Invincibility no one could stop you from doing whatever fuck you want and you could just take money from every bank in the world you want that amount of cash then.
I'd go for the invincibility. I already plan on making a great deal of money and I could easily make a billion with enough time. Secondly I would be able to help so many people through all the knowledge I accumulated and wouldn't have to worry about getting assassinated for speaking my mind and exposing the truths of the world to everyone.
At 11/11/12 05:33 AM, Sentio wrote: A much better question would be immortality vs guarenteed happiness. For me to take immortality I would have to have immortality for my family as well- the thought of life watching people you love die around you over and over would be a miserable existence.
I'm sure you would get used to it.
At 11/13/12 04:53 AM, KiDX05 wrote: Invincibility no one could stop you from doing whatever fuck you want and you could just take money from every bank in the world you want that amount of cash then.
Why would you even bother taking cash lol. Just grab the shit you wanted.
Most of us already live as a ghost; lost in our own lust and feigning injustice. How is this any different than being invincible? Tuck away all of your problems, and live as the false God.
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I once had myself a little thought experiment. Could I still handle invincibility if I was nailed inside a coffin full of cockroaches, centipedes, spiders, what have you, and then buried a kilometer underground with no hope of escape?
The answer was yes. I'll take eternal life, thanks.
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At 11/3/12 05:23 PM, Skaren wrote: Invincibility. Rob banks. Get bitches.
Invincibility! I will use it to become a magician. I'll be the new Criss Angel, I will jump off buildings without scratch and or broken bone and I will shoot myself with no damage. Leaving all the other magicians awed and shocked, no one will ever know my secret. I'll make millions.