NG Court

[Mumbo]

You're in court for a crime. Here's what happens.
Choose your:
Crime
Attorney
Prosecution
Judge
and 4-6 Jury members.

Now, all of the people are newgrounds members. Would you win?

Mine would be as such. I've committed theft, my Attorney is stamper, the prosecution would be YenMuffin, and the Judge would be Jay. My Jury would consist of Rhinocerider, Tarah, Amaranthus and BizzarroPMP.

I'd probably lose.

[Squidbit]

Choose your:
Crime: Dicks
Attorney: JohnnyUtah
Prosecution: What is this
Judge: TailsPrower
Jury: A, B, c, D, E, f

[Confucianism]

At 11/3/12 10:59 AM, Mumbo wrote: You're in court for a crime. Here's what happens.

Choose your:
Crime: Murder to the third degree.
Attorney: Timmy
Prosecution: Light
Judge: TomFulp
4-6 Jury members: SCTE3/Asandir/daethdrain/The-Great-One/ZJ/Modern Patriot

I would win. No doubt about it.

[Insanctuary]

At 11/3/12 10:59 AM, Mumbo wrote: You're in court for a crime. Here's what happens.
Choose your:
Crime

Being logical.

Attorney

Tox

Prosecution

Saqwerts

Judge

Xenomit

and 4-6 Jury members.

HurgenBurgen, Protagonist, Mumbo and Confucianism.

I wonder how this would play out...

[Confucianism]

At 11/3/12 11:22 AM, Insanctuary wrote: I wonder how this would play out...

Me killing you. And with the line up you've told us, I would get away with it too.

[Insanctuary]

At 11/3/12 11:27 AM, Confucianism wrote: Me killing you. And with the line up you've told us, I would get away with it too.

Not if I kill myself first, from me laughing at your whimsical attempts to kill me.

[Confucianism]

At 11/3/12 11:32 AM, Insanctuary wrote: Not if I kill myself first, from me laughing at your whimsical attempts to kill me.

I'm fine with that. But you do over exert yourself.

[Insanctuary]

At 11/3/12 11:37 AM, Confucianism wrote: But you do over exert yourself.

Oh yeah? You are like a rambunctious kid that is constipated on the crapper. You're overtly exertive, but fail to be so.

[Confucianism]

At 11/3/12 11:42 AM, Insanctuary wrote: Oh yeah? You are like a rambunctious kid that is constipated on the crapper. You're overtly exertive, but fail to be so.

Whatever.

[BasedBubbus]

At 11/3/12 10:59 AM, Mumbo wrote:

Crime

Murder

Attorney

AnonOfCali

Prosecution

Insanctuary

Judge

beardkiller

and 4-6 Jury members.

addict, yurgenburgen, manly-chicken, naruto########....

Would you win?

mos def

[Insanctuary]

At 11/3/12 12:37 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: mos def

Sir, you are direly screwed if you find me in a place where I'm not sharing my own ideas. I would send you to jail, by critically turning every single piece of evidence against your sorry ass. Have fun dropping the soap, kid.

[BasedBubbus]

At 11/3/12 12:43 PM, Insanctuary wrote:

At 11/3/12 12:37 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: mos def

Sir, you are direly screwed if you find me in a place where I'm not sharing my own ideas. I would send you to jail, by critically turning every single piece of evidence against your sorry ass. Have fun dropping the soap, kid.

i picked you because you'd get thrown out for objecting to everything

[Insanctuary]

At 11/3/12 12:45 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: i picked you because you'd get thrown out for objecting to everything

Like I have said -- you would be screwed to the highest degree, if you have me consulting your sorry ass through evidence and key-elemented paperwork.

[BasedBubbus]

At 11/3/12 12:47 PM, Insanctuary wrote:

At 11/3/12 12:45 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: i picked you because you'd get thrown out for objecting to everything

Like I have said -- you would be screwed to the highest degree, if you have me consulting your sorry ass through evidence and key-elemented paperwork.

there wouldn't even be any physical evidence. just you trying to convince beardkiller you have the evidence in your brain and that he is stupid for not getting it

[Insanctuary]

At 11/3/12 12:49 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: there wouldn't even be any physical evidence. just you trying to convince beardkiller you have the evidence in your brain and that he is stupid for not getting it

You are like a kid that thinks he won't get his ass kicked no matter how much is working against his position.

Keep on giving that dead horse a blow job. It's the only thing you are good at.

[BasedBubbus]

At 11/3/12 12:51 PM, Insanctuary wrote:

You are like a kid that thinks he won't get his ass kicked no matter how much is working against his position.

what

Keep on giving that dead horse a blow job. It's the only thing you are good at.

this is why you wouldn't win and anon would crush you

[Insanctuary]

At 11/3/12 12:52 PM, TurkeyBased wrote:

At 11/3/12 12:51 PM, Insanctuary wrote:

You are like a kid that thinks he won't get his ass kicked no matter how much is working against his position.

what

doth u not comprende f00l?

Keep on giving that dead horse a blow job. It's the only thing you are good at.

this is why you wouldn't win and anon would crush you

I know I wouldn't win, because you've already lost by default, kid.

[dem0lecule]

Crime

Intimidation, cyberstalking, illegal hacking

Attorney

Xenomit

Prosecution

Insanctuary

Judge

Insanctuary and whoever with him

and 4-6 Jury members.

Insanctuary

Now, all of the people are newgrounds members. Would you win?

I would win easily. I would finish the crimes with no problem. They will have no evidence.

victim: Xenomit & Insanctuary

[HipnikDragomir]

At 11/3/12 11:27 AM, Confucianism wrote:

At 11/3/12 11:22 AM, Insanctuary wrote: I wonder how this would play out...

Me killing you. And with the line up you've told us, I would get away with it too.

Look out, guys. Confucianism is serious.

[Insanctuary]

At 11/3/12 02:57 PM, jjjkuk wrote: Look out, guys. Confucianism is serious.

As serious as the end of the world.

[satanbrain]

At 11/3/12 10:59 AM, Mumbo wrote: You're in court for a crime. Here's what happens.
Choose your:
Crime

Hacking.

Attorney

Bedn.

Prosecution

Wade.

Judge

Tom.

and 4-6 Jury members.

P-Bot, A-Bot, M-Bot, I-Bot, G-Bot.

Would you win?

If I hack the bots I will.

[BumFodder]

At 11/3/12 02:57 PM, jjjkuk wrote: Look out, guys. Confucianism is serious.

Go back to reddit/9gag

[Entice]

My crime is the first degree murder of Insanctuary. My attorney is Yert. My prosecution is a ABeastLikeNoneBefore. My judge is ModernPatriot. The jury consists of Xenomit, Bees, Rummy0, and GhostOfHalloween.

[kanef]

At 11/3/12 10:59 AM, Mumbo wrote: You're in court for a crime. Here's what happens.
Choose your Crime

being too cool for school

Attorney

nachos the cool cat

Prosecution

mr. uncool

Judge

the cool judge

and 4-6 Jury members.

mah home-boy jesus, mr. cool, kool and the gang and god

Now, all of the people are newgrounds members. Would you win?

yesh

this is now cool court
NOT FOOL COURT

[Insanctuary]

At 11/3/12 03:59 PM, Entice wrote: My crime is the first degree murder of Insanctuary. My attorney is Yert. My prosecution is a ABeastLikeNoneBefore. My judge is ModernPatriot. The jury consists of Xenomit, Bees, Rummy0, and GhostOfHalloween.

You would lose miserably.

Yert will be smoking pot.

ABeastLikeNoneBefore - wait, why the fuck is is consulting against you?

ModernPatriot is narrow-minded and egocentric with a touch of ineptness in fundamental realism.

Xenomit is a blundering bafoon, which projects himself unto cartoon characters because the real world isn't good enough.

Bees is an egotistical fool.

Rummy is a god damned troll.

GhostOfHalloween is an even worse troll.

[HipnikDragomir]

At 11/3/12 03:17 PM, BumFodder wrote:

At 11/3/12 02:57 PM, jjjkuk wrote: Look out, guys. Confucianism is serious.

Go back to reddit/9gag

I don't go to either of those sites because they're scum. I got the trend off of here.

[Yert]

At 11/3/12 04:02 PM, Insanctuary wrote: Yert will be smoking pot.

i don't even smoke weed

[Yert]

At 11/3/12 04:23 PM, jjjkuk wrote: they're scum.

so you'd probably fit right in

[Confucianism]

At 11/3/12 04:02 PM, Insanctuary wrote: ModernPatriot is narrow-minded and egocentric with a touch of ineptness in fundamental realism.

Analyze me, analyze me!

[littlegonkyboy]

Confucianism and Insactuary... could you please stop insulting each other?