For stuff.
Example:
Mount Rushmore was naturally formed and seen by American settlers as messages from the gods. As soon as someone appeared the same as one of the faces they instantly became president.
Now come up with some actually good ones.
The OP was written by Stephen King.
You do not make examples, you make excuses; you do not solve problems, you shift problems; you do not stand behind your statements, you stand behind your stasis.
At 11/2/12 11:25 PM, Insanctuary wrote: The OP was written by Stephen King.
With his magic tape recorder. The only way to kill me is cutting where I was mentioned from the tape and throwing it in the fire, fading me from existance.
The grand canyon was created during the gold rush when one miner located gold in one of the rocks and thousands of others dug down in desperation, going deeper and deeper, but found little to nothing.
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Cereal is pretty cool. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam. Also, Letterboxd.
At 11/2/12 11:32 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: With his magic tape recorder. The only way to kill me is cutting where I was mentioned from the tape and throwing it in the fire, fading me from existance.
Then it lives in memory. A memory vault where all is protected by the person. If the person decides to let go of held memories, there is a way for it to come back into existence.
You do not make examples, you make excuses; you do not solve problems, you shift problems; you do not stand behind your statements, you stand behind your stasis.
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Cereal is pretty cool. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam. Also, Letterboxd.
Newgrounds was secretly created by me.
doesn't get more fake than this.
Tom Fulp is actually a robot created by the government.
1 trillion bazillion years ago, Mister alfred hitchcocker drew my fucking cock in a whore's mouth masterpiece, After the era of cocks, 45 settlers found this masterpiece because my cock is a masterpiece, if you disagree, FUCK YOU, BUT they found this fucking masterpiece hanging low dawg, they were all like this was the world's 1st cock, yeah and that's how i had man's 1st cock.
The Bermuda Triangle is actually the result of a T.A.R.D.I.S. blowing up while another one appeared at the exact spot and point in time, resulting in a portal to random alternate dimensions, but the British government covered it up.
The reason we never went back to the moon is that the last time we went, we unleashed an imprisoned evil from it in another dimension.
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Satan is santa clause, which is why the most evil people in the world get everything they want, and the most honest and noble people in the world are always poor and have horrible things happen to them
The Pyramids in Egypt came from Link's orgy with Din, Naryu, and Farore
Breadquanda, the irrelevant newfriend, was born in a subterranean ghetto bakery. Put in the oven by her father, she slowly grew into a strong yeasty concoction, the deliciousness we know as bread. But little did he know about the secret formula that was added into the yeast due to the rays of the full moon. The bread grew legs, arms, even a mysteriously structured head and face. For the most part, she has been lurking in the shadows.. but she is revealed today.
Ho Mar Gurred
Newgrounds was created by some brothers with a good business sense.
When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
Let's Player, Artist, Pony writer, Cuteness!
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
Its only rape if you say no.
Say no to rape.
We put horseshoes on horses because they have a bad habit of playing 'the floor is lava' during long trips and injured a lot of riders. So now their feet aren't allowed to directly touch the ground.
At 11/3/12 03:12 AM, Xenomit wrote: Satan is santa clause, which is why the most evil people in the world get everything they want, and the most honest and noble people in the world are always poor and have horrible things happen to them
Satan was never evil -- ever. God blamed Satan like a father blames his daughter as he rapes her.
You do not make examples, you make excuses; you do not solve problems, you shift problems; you do not stand behind your statements, you stand behind your stasis.
Filipinos were created in a Soviet laboratory in 1957 by Trofim Lysenko in an attempt to create the ultimate being. However the plan clearly failed and instead the experiments yielded a foul race of sub human entities. Attempts to contain the creatures failed. They traveled far, all the way across Siberia and into Kamchatka even. There were no survivors left in their wake. There is where they commandeered a cargo ship and with their non existent knowledge of navigation, they sailed or more like drifted for 8 years until finally crashing in Luzon. They spread like the disease they are. The natives were massacred, they stood no chance. Filipinos are now one of the most feared but not respected "people" in the world
At 11/3/12 09:01 AM, xeMadoka wrote:At 11/3/12 07:21 AM, kakalxlax wrote: creationist storythat was edgy
This reaction image was created in a top-secret government laboratory.
The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.
At 11/3/12 12:17 PM, ohbombuh wrote: This reaction image was created in a top-secret government laboratory.
Obviously. That post isn't even the closest one to the edge.
You do not make examples, you make excuses; you do not solve problems, you shift problems; you do not stand behind your statements, you stand behind your stasis.
Mitt Rommney had a promising rap career before he wanted to become president.
Just when you think you have all the answers i change the questions
At 11/3/12 12:19 PM, Insanctuary wrote:At 11/3/12 12:17 PM, ohbombuh wrote: This reaction image was created in a top-secret government laboratory.Obviously. That post isn't even the closest one to the edge.
You've got to realize it's part of a series of "edgy" posts, but that particular one is in the foreground, symbolizing that the post it is used in response to is recent but unoriginal.
The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.
At 11/3/12 12:26 PM, ohbombuh wrote: You've got to realize it's part of a series of "edgy" posts, but that particular one is in the foreground, symbolizing that the post it is used in response to is recent but unoriginal.
The clouds are more edgy.
You do not make examples, you make excuses; you do not solve problems, you shift problems; you do not stand behind your statements, you stand behind your stasis.
In the beginning, god created america
The Great Wall of China was actually built to keep people from leaving.
i really wasnt expecting a discussion about edginess
Its only rape if you say no.
Say no to rape.
Taco Bell was invented when a Mexican farmer figured out how to get rid of his freeloading relatives.
At 11/3/12 04:06 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: Taco Bell was invented when a Mexican farmer figured out how to get rid of his freeloading relatives.
Don't you be dissing the crunch wrap.
You do not make examples, you make excuses; you do not solve problems, you shift problems; you do not stand behind your statements, you stand behind your stasis.
the first world war started because Serbia cut in line. also my jam became dark because i spilt dye into it
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
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