fuck heaven, i'm going to hell

[Cool-Points]

that's why i spend so much time being a gangster ass THUG, because the badder i am in this life, the more awesome shit i'll get to do in hell. if you're good all your life, you have to go to heaven, and they don't even have weed there. they'll be all like "but this is heaven, WE HAF TO B GUUD."
well, if i were in heaven, that's when i'd put on my sunglasses, pull my SMGs out of my coat, and yell "FUCK THA PO-LEES." after that, everything would be in slow motion. you'd see jesus stand up, pointing at me, saying "iiicccccceeeeee ttthhhhhiiiiisssss sssiiinnnnnnnnneeeerrr" in slow-mo, all the angels and even god would pull out AK-47s, desert eagles, and sticky bombs, but i'm such a slick mothafucka, i'd jump off a cloud, turn as i'm falling, and start shooting back at them while i fall. and as i'm falling, WHO ELSE but my n!qqa SATAN would shoot up out of the cracks of the earth and catch me. he'd say "you'd think i'd miss this party?" and i'd say "FUCK no, satan. now let's shake these god-fearing hoes and go back to hell and race lamborghinis and drink BEER while we do it, because there are no road regulations in hell because you didn't make any." as we fall through the cracks to hell, guns and middle fingers ablaze, jesus would look down at us from a cloud and yell "FUCK!!" because of how mad he is at letting us escape. awesome.

[Xxf3nxX]

Good 4 you.

:p.s. there's no cookies in hell.

[froggerfreak]

You're not boss.

[HighWay]

All the cool people go to hell, anyway.

[Boss]

At 11/1/12 12:24 AM, froggerfreak wrote: You're not boss.

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[Entice]

I thought about this wouldn't hell be a place where you're allowed to sin if so I want to go there and participate in the massive orgies.

[Chdonga]

woah dude ur so edgy

X<

[Urban-Champion]

I remember watching this CBC Fifth Estate episode focusing on a Vancouver gangster of today and a couple of his friends. They have this one shot where he gets his gang to beat the living shit out of another guy he knew for being a complete poser who does nothing but petty little wannabe thug crimes like counterfeiting money and harassing kids far under his age.

How does this relate to what the topic has to say? Well, all of you talk about "being super thug" all the fucking time. Well, then prove it, because words mean nothing. That's all i have to say.

[Painbringer]

At 11/1/12 12:28 AM, Entice wrote: I thought about this wouldn't hell be a place where you're allowed to sin if so I want to go there and participate in the massive orgies.

I don't think souls have sex organs...

[Boss]

can we all please stop bumping this fucking awful thread because all we are talking about is how FUCKING AWFUL it is

[Boomstick]

I'd rather spend eternity in something cold, I'm not used to overly hot things.

[Cool-Points]

you're all just mad because you're all going to heaven and i'm going to hell.

[T3XT]

When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell, cuz I'm a piece of shit it ain't hard to fuckin' tell....

[beardkiller]

Pretending to be "cool"will get you both normal hell and hell on earth

[Cool-Points]

i'll die before i go to heaven.

[JBK]

I think you're joking but the truth is if you think about it, if those are the only two options and would you rather be tortured in hell for not serving a god that supposedly does all these horrible things to people and has these insane self-righteous rules from a book written by people who only undrstood slavery or would you rather give away your soul to that god and serve hom for eternity.

[TheHumblePrince]

First I would like to start off, there would probably be weed and all that "good stuff" in Heaven, cause it's mostly natural herbs. Second, I'm not sure you would find Hell to be quite as comforting as you make it out to be. All it is down there is constant suffering, and torture. There are no lambos, or beer. Just fire, and darkness. In all reality, you need to wake up and smell the roses, my dear boy. Look around you. The "thug" era is ending faster than a kid with aids. (Sorry if any of you have aids) You are simply making yourself look like a damn fool for all of newgrounds to see. I bet you wear your pants below your ass. For those of you who don't know, the pants below the ass trend was started in prison. Guess what for. It was a sign to let other in-mates know that they were willing to be the bitch. With that in mind, how do you think it looks on you? Completely retarded for one. And you would not have SMG's in your robes in Heaven. Look to reality. Just about anyone who says they're thug, is usually a scared little boy, with few friends, and if he is in the thug business, he is an expendable mule for distribution. Need I go on?

[Verspar]

At 11/1/12 04:37 AM, TheHumblePrince wrote: The "thug" era is ending faster than a kid with aids. (Sorry if any of you have aids)

I have aids

hearing aids that is.

[TheHumblePrince]

At 11/1/12 05:00 AM, Verspar wrote:

At 11/1/12 04:37 AM, TheHumblePrince wrote: The "thug" era is ending faster than a kid with aids. (Sorry if any of you have aids)

I have aids

hearing aids that is.

I'm so sorry... I didn't realize hearing could get aids... Please forgive me.

[Entice]

At 11/1/12 12:51 AM, Painbringer wrote: I don't think souls have sex organs...

Next you're going to tell me that Satan doesn't bumrape people.

[LiquidFire]

At 11/1/12 04:25 AM, Cool-Points wrote: i'll die before i go to heaven.

No shit sherlock

[Ragnarokia]

Cool thing bro.

[Verspar]

At 11/1/12 05:20 AM, TheHumblePrince wrote: I'm so sorry... I didn't realize hearing could get aids... Please forgive me.

At first you lose your hearing, but when you have hearing aids, you can hear again.

its like a miracle actually.

[Slint]

What's with all these Boss-wannabes lately?

[Denton]

You will not go to Heaven nor in Hell.

You'll get buried under the ground and all the memories that was in your brain will be rotten away.
Maggots, worms etc. will eat you up untill there's nothing left except bones.

[TheHumblePrince]

At 11/1/12 02:01 PM, Dent0n wrote: You will not go to Heaven nor in Hell.

You'll get buried under the ground and all the memories that was in your brain will be rotten away.
Maggots, worms etc. will eat you up untill there's nothing left except bones.

The worms and maggots will eat the body that is left behind. I don't disagree with you, However I don't promote what you say. That is your belief on this matter. As it is my belief, and several others for that fact, We will hopefully got to Heaven. Please, don't slander ones beliefs by saying they wont go to either place. 'Tis a simple request. We are believers of what we would like to think as something more. We all ohave our rights to have faith in God, Ahla, or whoever we desire. So please, I humbly ask that you don't refer to it that way. (No pun intended.)

[Urban-Champion]

At 11/1/12 01:46 PM, Slint wrote: What's with all these Boss-wannabes lately?

who the fuck would want to imitate boss he fucking sucks

[HipnikDragomir]

At 11/1/12 12:21 AM, Cool-Points wrote: being a gangster ass THUG

You're an ass thug?

[Cool-Points]

At 11/1/12 04:37 AM, TheHumblePrince wrote: 'i like to worship the lord and suck dicks' is all i heard, yo

haha what a poser, you probably got that from your sunday school teacher, who I fucked on that little desk where you get your little lessons about GOD and JESUS on. fictional ass characters. man i can't WAIT to go to hell, satan and me and ALL my crew gon' drive around neighborhoods, pickin' up bitches, gettin high on hydros and yelling out the windows at stupid ass n1qqas like you, fucking damn we're THE SHIT. satan's gonna need to stop by and pick up more hydros from his dealer on the corner by asher and pilgrim junction 'cuz we gonna be all lit up on all kinds o good. the dealer's gonna say "it's 300 for that. cough it up," but is satan scared? fuck no, he's satan you cumguzzling little slut, he's gonna pull his shades out of his coat, put them on, then say something really badass that would make your weak human little mind shit it's dick out of its dick and then blast his ass with a gat and rape a cat. have fun going to heaven you boring little sap. i'll be going buck wild down in the 9th circle with my n!qqas SATAN, john-john, big bear, and Darrell, who all died in prison during a riot they started. and fuck yeah there's fire in hell; straight fire ass CRIP IFU NO WAT I MEEN!!!11@W1#@3e2BITCH. 'cuz satan's got his own grow operation in his backyard, he outdoor grows his shit because he's a pro. fuck that hydro'poon'ic bullshiz nig, he straight grows his weed from the core of the earth. we call it 'hell weed', and he straight up will let us chill around a bunch of his fucking plants and smoke it with him, and when we do, we hallucinate about vaginas with bat wings coming out of the ground and going in our pants and doing the nasty with our tube steaks. because fuk you. best damn weed we ever gonna smoke.

[TheHumblePrince]

Let me just say, if God and Jesus are fictional character, as you so say they are. The by default, you would believe the devil to be fictional. Your logic makes no sense.