Hot sauce in your eyes.
Tiny razor cutting into the side of your nose.
Holding a bowling ball over your face.
Sticking knifes into various parts of your body so I can hang heavy weights onto them.
Apply a steady screw to your head, with a hammer in my hand to screw you over.
Shave you bald, get a pan of ice and salt to put it over your head.
You do not make examples, you make excuses; you do not solve problems, you shift problems; you do not stand behind your statements, you stand behind your stasis.