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How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 02:56 PM Reply

-ed?

After the first photograph ever was made how long EXACTLY did it take for this to happen?

*crowd gathering around an inventor*

Inventor: "Alright people, I made an amazing device! A camera! When you press this button it takes a picture at whatever it's pointed at! Here take a look at this!" *Shows a photo a man*

Bystander 1: "By god, George I just got an amazing idea!"

Bystander 2 "What Alfred?"

Bystander 1 "What if we buy one of those devices and take saucy pictures of naked ladies!"

Bystander 2 "What a smashing idea, old bean! Infact, how about we SELL the images to other men in an a "erotic magazine" of sorts? We'll make a tidy profit!"

Bystander 1: "Great idea!"

And so, Porn was invented. How long did you think it took for that to happen?


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 02:57 PM Reply

You would know.


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 02:59 PM Reply

porn was around way before cameras


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:00 PM Reply

At 10/31/12 02:56 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: After the first photograph ever was made how long EXACTLY did it take for this to happen?

And so, Porn was invented. How long did you think it took for that to happen?

Romans beat the old 'French Postcards' to it...

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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:00 PM Reply

Porn has been around thousands of years.

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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:04 PM Reply

At 10/31/12 02:59 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: porn was around way before cameras

I mean real porn.


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:05 PM Reply

At 10/31/12 03:00 PM, SkeletonGimp wrote: Romans beat the old 'French Postcards' to it...

Is it just me? Or is that not two guys and one girl? But one girl and one guy with a lighter version of him to represent a 'motion' illusion?


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:06 PM Reply

At 10/31/12 03:05 PM, Insanctuary wrote:
At 10/31/12 03:00 PM, SkeletonGimp wrote: Romans beat the old 'French Postcards' to it...
Is it just me? Or is that not two guys and one girl? But one girl and one guy with a lighter version of him to represent a 'motion' illusion?

Actually looks like 1 guy and 2 girls, but the scarring on the wall painting makes it hard to determine so your opinion could be legit, which makes it even more solid evidence of porn.


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:09 PM Reply

your an o8 how would you know


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:13 PM Reply

At 10/31/12 03:06 PM, SkeletonGimp wrote: Actually looks like 1 guy and 2 girls, but the scarring on the wall painting makes it hard to determine so your opinion could be legit, which makes it even more solid evidence of porn.

Upon closer inspection, you can see the light shaded man portraying as the heavier shaded man, if the heavier shaded man were to pull back on the girl that is easily distinguishable from the man.


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:15 PM Reply

At 10/31/12 03:04 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: I mean real porn.

IMO real porn involves seeing the action with your own eyes.

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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:17 PM Reply

At 10/31/12 03:04 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
At 10/31/12 02:59 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: porn was around way before cameras
I mean real porn.

This isn't real porn? It depicts sexual acts in the form of pictures.

How long did Porn take to be invent


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:18 PM Reply

At 10/31/12 02:56 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: -ed?

After the first photograph ever was made how long EXACTLY did it take for this to happen?

*crowd gathering around an inventor*

Inventor: "Alright people, I made an amazing device! A camera! When you press this button it takes a picture at whatever it's pointed at! Here take a look at this!" *Shows a photo a man*

Bystander 1: "By god, George I just got an amazing idea!"

Bystander 2 "What Alfred?"

Bystander 1 "What if we buy one of those devices and take saucy pictures of naked ladies!"

Bystander 2 "What a smashing idea, old bean! Infact, how about we SELL the images to other men in an a "erotic magazine" of sorts? We'll make a tidy profit!"

Bystander 1: "Great idea!"

And so, Porn was invented. How long did you think it took for that to happen?

I find your train of thought to be fascinating.
We may never know since in this day and age information isn't at our disposal or anything.


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:19 PM Reply

At 10/31/12 03:17 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote:
At 10/31/12 03:04 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
At 10/31/12 02:59 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: porn was around way before cameras
I mean real porn.
This isn't real porn? It depicts sexual acts in the form of pictures.

By "real" porn. I mean porn with real people in it.


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:26 PM Reply

it was invent when the dood hoo mad camera fuck woen he want o cna cemra dont u know?


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:28 PM Reply

At 10/31/12 03:19 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
At 10/31/12 03:17 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote:
At 10/31/12 03:04 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
At 10/31/12 02:59 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: porn was around way before cameras
I mean real porn.
This isn't real porn? It depicts sexual acts in the form of pictures.
By "real" porn. I mean porn with real people in it.

How do you know those people depicted in the paintings and pottery weren't real?

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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:31 PM Reply

At 10/31/12 03:28 PM, DickBuns wrote: How do you know those people depicted in the paintings and pottery weren't real?

They aren't fat.


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:33 PM Reply

At 10/31/12 03:28 PM, DickBuns wrote:
At 10/31/12 03:19 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
At 10/31/12 03:17 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote:
At 10/31/12 03:04 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
At 10/31/12 02:59 PM, TurkeyBased wrote:
How do you know those people depicted in the paintings and pottery weren't real?

By porn with real peop- Fuck this! You know what I fucking mean! I'm not clarifying myself three times!


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:33 PM Reply

Would a painting of people having sex not count as porn then?


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:35 PM Reply

At 10/31/12 03:33 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: Would a painting of people having sex not count as porn then?

I main Ganondorf on SSBB.


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:36 PM Reply

At 10/31/12 03:33 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: Would a painting of people having sex not count as porn then?

#fuckthisshit


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:39 PM Reply

At 10/31/12 03:36 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
At 10/31/12 03:33 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: Would a painting of people having sex not count as porn then?
#fuckthisshit

lol this fucker so mad he usin hashtags holy shit u guys turned him retarted


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:39 PM Reply

At 10/31/12 03:36 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: #fuckthisshit

Be specific. It's quite obvious you are asking when porn was introduced by videography.


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 03:40 PM Reply

At 10/31/12 03:04 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
At 10/31/12 02:59 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: porn was around way before cameras
I mean real porn.

Pornography: noun, Printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity.

None of that dictates that it must be a video.

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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 05:00 PM Reply

At 10/31/12 03:05 PM, Insanctuary wrote:
At 10/31/12 03:00 PM, SkeletonGimp wrote: Romans beat the old 'French Postcards' to it...
Is it just me? Or is that not two guys and one girl? But one girl and one guy with a lighter version of him to represent a 'motion' illusion?

It's representing a motion.


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 05:01 PM Reply

Somebody told me the porn thing started in the 1800s. But I don't really know if that's true though...

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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 05:33 PM Reply

Archiologists actually discovered a stone dildo dating back to 800 BC


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 06:35 PM Reply

as soon as film was developed there where pictures of smut on them.


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 06:38 PM Reply

At 10/31/12 03:19 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
At 10/31/12 03:17 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote:
At 10/31/12 03:04 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
At 10/31/12 02:59 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: porn was around way before cameras
I mean real porn.
This isn't real porn? It depicts sexual acts in the form of pictures.
By "real" porn. I mean porn with real people in it.

You don't define hentai as porn? This website made a decent profit from it.


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Response to How long did Porn take to be invent Oct. 31st, 2012 @ 06:39 PM Reply

At 10/31/12 06:38 PM, Razz wrote: You don't define hentai as porn? This website made a decent profit from it.

He was asking when porn was introduced to videography.


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