Every NG user who is inactive...

[Painbringer]

For at least a month ongoing...

Is now confirmed dead.

What is you first thought? Who did you know, and how do you think they have died?

I'll start:

SexualEmo: Bathtub suicide.

Biteme2514: Hit by a big black SUV in 2006.

Your turn.

[Amaranthus]

That's it?

[Insanctuary]

At 10/31/12 02:47 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote: Rapacity hung himself after the creeping realization of what a limpdick waste of human resource he was for being a piss-poor troll finally caught up to him.

See? I haven't done this. Therefore I'm not a troll -- even if I was troll, I wouldn't be a poor one.

[SkeletonGimp]

Before today i've been dead by your logic for nearly a year or possibly more by this mentality. Whatcha think happened to be?

[Daikenkini]

At 10/31/12 02:45 PM, Painbringer wrote: Biteme2514: Hit by a big black SUV in 2006.

Epic last forum posts back from 2006!

[HomicidialFrog]

Sirtom93: Raped in prison by a black man who's dick was so big it went up into his chest and stabbed his lung.

Asandir: Was so overly nice and cheery that someone couldn't help but have an insanely strong hatred for him and strangled him.

That's all I got.

[SkeletonGimp]

At 10/31/12 03:02 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: Sirtom93: Raped in prison by a black man who's dick was so big it went up into his chest and stabbed his lung.

I heard he got released, but is net banned...

[Painbringer]

At 10/31/12 02:52 PM, SkeletonGimp wrote: Before today i've been dead by your logic for nearly a year or possibly more by this mentality. Whatcha think happened to be?

I'm talking about those who are still inactive to this day.

Obviously you're not dead and don't have to be explained.

And anyone who does return: Pretend like it never happened.

[ImlunchBoxx]

ptero just gave up and his heart went out

[Insanctuary]

Ngman7 - Discovered his love for furries, and never was seen since.

Rapacity - Got his head bashed in by his fat sister; woke up thinking he was Hitler.

GhostOfHalloween- Was kidnapped by an illegal alien connected to sex rings, and is now sucking thousands of people dicks to this day.

[Amaranthus]

Sevkat-got killed by Rummy0 during anime roleplay sex.

[Ptero]

At 10/31/12 03:14 PM, ImlunchBoxx wrote: ptero just gave up and his heart went out

rip in peace

[Boss]

stamper
shot by burger king employees with mac elevens

[o0-0o]

Augustana: Sybian related
Sanjay: beaten by wild monkeys then eaten by wild dogs

[Insanctuary]

At 10/31/12 03:33 PM, o0-0o wrote: Augustana: Sybian related
Sanjay: beaten by wild monkeys then eaten by wild dogs

We should fuse another layer of fun to this thread. Let's see which people are actually still active, and which ones are actually gone. Whomever has the most people that have yet to come into this thread, to take back their activeness, wins!

[Skaren]

At 10/31/12 02:45 PM, Painbringer wrote: SexualEmo: Bathtub suicide.

Fun fact of the day: MiloBased actually had a crush on SexualEmo, he defended that he wasn't gay by claiming he "pretended" it was a girl.

[LordMartin-Mac]

Well for me I was inactive because most of the time I went on FB (thinking it was the best), playing mostly on my PS3 to get all the trophies, studying very hard and trying not to fail this time. That's what really happened to me the most and I thought I was better off without NG but I was wrong... But since I came and started to catch up I felt a bit better.

[Razz]

Scottmale24. Tragedy in an all male orgy.
Inglor. Thought too hard.
Caseyo. Reached a level of boredom previously thought impossible.

[tyler2513]

I've seen people return after several years of vacancy.

[Jester]

TehSlapHappy: Combusted due to complications caused by being black.

[Jester]

At 10/31/12 03:52 PM, Jester wrote: TehSlapHappy: Combusted due to complications caused by being black.

Actually he's still active so I take that back, but with some slight editing...

dlxrevolution: Combusted due to complications caused by being black.

[Skaren]

At 10/31/12 03:56 PM, Jester wrote: dlxrevolution: Combusted due to complications caused by being black.

dlxrevolution just can't figure out how to close FLstudio and open a browser.

[Amaranthus]

At 10/31/12 03:56 PM, Jester wrote:

At 10/31/12 03:52 PM, Jester wrote: TehSlapHappy: Combusted due to complications caused by being black.

Actually he's still active so I take that back, but with some slight editing...

dlxrevolution: Combusted due to complications caused by being black.

He was online today.

[Jester]

At 10/31/12 04:01 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 10/31/12 03:56 PM, Jester wrote:

At 10/31/12 03:52 PM, Jester wrote: TehSlapHappy: Combusted due to complications caused by being black.

Actually he's still active so I take that back, but with some slight editing...

dlxrevolution: Combusted due to complications caused by being black.

He was online today.

Go to bed

[Amaranthus]

At 10/31/12 04:07 PM, Jester wrote:

At 10/31/12 04:01 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 10/31/12 03:56 PM, Jester wrote:

At 10/31/12 03:52 PM, Jester wrote:

K

[Insanctuary]

At 10/31/12 04:07 PM, Jester wrote: Go to bed

You guys suck at this game. I'm still winning with my 3 candidates.

[Skaren]

At 10/31/12 04:01 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 10/31/12 03:56 PM, Jester wrote: dlxrevolution: Combusted due to complications caused by being black.

He was online today.

The last time he's posted daily was September. Inactivity does not imply complete detachment from the site, isn't it past your bedtime? Go to bed.

[Amaranthus]

At 10/31/12 04:08 PM, Skaren wrote:

At 10/31/12 04:01 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 10/31/12 03:56 PM, Jester wrote: dlxrevolution: Combusted due to complications caused by being black.

He was online today.

The last time he's posted daily was September. Inactivity does not imply complete detachment from the site, isn't it past your bedtime? Go to bed.

Yes, daddy.

[Magical-Zorse]

Bluehippo died because all those duck sigs killed him

[Emma]

At 10/31/12 03:02 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: Asandir

Now I'm depressed.