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I hate trick or treaters. 2012-10-31 14:09:03 Reply

Halloween's here again and I'm readying my machete to defend my home from the gangs of so called "Trick or Treaters" banging on my door extorting me for sweets or money otherwise I'll be "tricked". I've had to slaughter about two or three hordes already, no way are they blackmailing me out of my candy!

How are my NG brothers/sisters fairing against these wicked extortion gangs?


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Response to I hate trick or treaters. 2012-10-31 14:10:23 Reply

i just leave a bowl of tootsie rolls on the porch


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Response to I hate trick or treaters. 2012-10-31 14:13:06 Reply

I can see why he is a homicidal frog: His threads always croak; and making them is a homicide.


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Response to I hate trick or treaters. 2012-10-31 14:14:18 Reply

At 10/31/12 02:10 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: i just leave a bowl of tootsie rolls on the porch

Man, if you do that they'll realize you're a puss puss who can be pushed around and they'll come back for more! Grow a fucking spine and defend your candy!


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Response to I hate trick or treaters. 2012-10-31 14:21:05 Reply

What a grouch!

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Response to I hate trick or treaters. 2012-10-31 14:21:37 Reply

wow what a killjoy

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Response to I hate trick or treaters. 2012-10-31 14:29:02 Reply

At 10/31/12 02:13 PM, Insanctuary wrote: I can see why he is a homicidal frog: His threads always croak; and making them is a homicide.

I agree this this.


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Response to I hate trick or treaters. 2012-10-31 14:51:15 Reply

At 10/31/12 02:09 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: How are my NG brothers/sisters fairing against these wicked extortion gangs?

I feel your pain, oh wait... Our Halloween doesn't include that tradition, mwahahahaaaaa!!!!!

If those neighbor kids dare to even think about it I will shoot them with my pellet gun, yes, I'm prepared with that and with a pipe...

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Response to I hate trick or treaters. 2012-10-31 15:15:37 Reply

Trick or Treat!


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Response to I hate trick or treaters. 2012-10-31 15:18:27 Reply

you arnt that funny


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Response to I hate trick or treaters. 2012-10-31 15:33:32 Reply

just put raazor blasde in your cookies them fagsll neerver ocome bakc


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Response to I hate trick or treaters. 2012-10-31 15:33:45 Reply

At 10/31/12 02:13 PM, Insanctuary wrote: I can see why he is a homicidal frog: His threads always croak; and making them is a homicide.

Knee slapper!


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Response to I hate trick or treaters. 2012-10-31 16:18:09 Reply

At 10/31/12 02:29 PM, Insanctuary wrote:
At 10/31/12 02:13 PM, Insanctuary wrote: I can see why he is a homicidal frog: His threads always croak; and making them is a homicide.
I agree this this.

What


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Response to I hate trick or treaters. 2012-10-31 16:20:07 Reply

At 10/31/12 03:33 PM, sweet21 wrote: Knee slapper!

There's more from where that came from.

Can't say much for HomicidialFrog -- even if you were to dissect him.


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Response to I hate trick or treaters. 2012-10-31 16:26:53 Reply

Even though my house is in a really good spot for trick or treating we only get like 1 group of people each year.

We usually never have candy either, heh.

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Response to I hate trick or treaters. 2012-10-31 16:30:00 Reply

At 10/31/12 02:09 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: Halloween's here again and I'm readying my machete to defend my home from the gangs of so called "Trick or Treaters"

i'm with you i was shooting them with my slingshot all day, really helps out my aim


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Response to I hate trick or treaters. 2012-10-31 16:30:50 Reply

At 10/31/12 04:30 PM, darkjam wrote: really helps out my aim

I'm sure.

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