mine is perhaps when i'm just walking to school and i see this guy lying in the road singing random nursery songs like twinkle twinkle little star. but what's yours?
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
At 10/28/12 05:10 PM, darkjam wrote: mine is perhaps when i'm just walking to school and i see this guy lying in the road singing random nursery songs like twinkle twinkle little star. but what's yours?
A homeless man approached my friends and I once and told me that I looked like a 12 year old.
I didn't know how to respond.
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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."--Dr. Seuss
When a guy posted a thread about a guy singing twinkle twinkle little star.
War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.
I asked this homeless man if he wanted some of my money and he said I DON'T TAKE MONEY FROM KEEEEEDS.
I was little and scared of black people so I RAN.
I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.
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I've mentioned this before, I actually made a thread about it.
Some guy at planet comics asked me to sit on his face. I was younger at the time.
He wasn't homeless.
HEY BOO!!!
At 10/28/12 05:12 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote: When a guy posted a thread about a guy singing twinkle twinkle little star.
what about your rise up newgrounds post?
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
When I figured out a friend of mine's brother erm, sister was going through with a sex change operation.
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At 10/28/12 05:25 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: I've mentioned this before, I actually made a thread about it.
Some guy at planet comics asked me to sit on his face. I was younger at the time.
He wasn't homeless.
did you do it?
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
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Once I had a boner for no reason. I looked around and was like, why do I have a boner?
Then it was gone.
I've probably already shared this story many, many times on this forum, but when I was 10 years old or so I was at a family friend's bar mitzvah when a bowling pin fell out of the sky and hit me in the head. The party was indoors and had absolutely nothing to do with bowling.
To this day it might be my life's greatest mystery.
At 10/29/12 02:48 PM, Amaranthus wrote:At 10/28/12 06:34 PM, Yert wrote:Did you?At 10/28/12 05:25 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: I've mentioned this before, I actually made a thread about it.did you do it?
Some guy at planet comics asked me to sit on his face. I was younger at the time.
He wasn't homeless.
No. I didn't.
HEY BOO!!!
When I go to a thread and click reply and get a message saying I was banned for some shit.
When I came off the train and saw a guy in front, I couldn't see his face but he had very dark skin so I though nothing of it but then I noticed he had a weird gothic style box and his facial features didn't look right for someone of his colour....then I realised he had white hands and he was a heavy metal minstrel.
its perfectly normal to talk to yourself, its only when you get an answer back is when you should worry
When someone gave me a link to the Happy Appy page on the Creepypasta wiki.
At 10/29/12 08:24 PM, Dr-Worm wrote: a bowling pin fell out of the sky and hit me in the head.
To this day it might be my life's greatest mystery.
That's why you won't level up...
I'd have to say mine was when i was in 8th grade, i saw the biggest kid in the school flip out over nothing, flip his desk, and then pick up another kid and throw him like a sack of apples. I laughed....hard.
alright, i'll bite.
I may have shared this story here before, but here goes:
I used to be in a place called "Job Corps" - I spent two years there, away from my family. I was in the Boxelder one, which resided in the middle of the Black Hills in South Dakota.
Well, they don't call it the "Black Hills" for nothing. It's fairly creepy there.
This particular Job Corps was previously the home to a Coal Mine, and then a hospital for the mentally ill. Naturally, there's a lot of death in both of them. The place is pretty much a living graveyard.
so:
I was in the Culinary Arts program at the time, and had a three-week long "on-the-job" training exercise with a head chef, cooking morning and afternoon meals for the place. I woke up at 3:30 AM so I could shower and get to work by 4:30 AM to start breakfast for everyone.
One morning, in the middle of my training I wake up as usual and feel a little sleepier than usual (I thought it must have been the day before, lunchtime was a disaster as I recall) - so I shut my alarm off and sit on the edge of my bed and close my eyes.
then I hear a soft "ksssshh" sound, like something moderately heavy being dragged across the carpet. I look at the source of the noise, and find the chair right next to me had been moved a few inches from the desk.
I look around and check for sires to make sure none of my roommates were playing tricks on me. They were all dead asleep and there were no wires or magnets around.
So I sit back down one more time to clear my head and get ready to move on with the day. I close my eyes again.
"kssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh"
I look up quickly and see the chair move about three feet from the desk.
I got up, went to my locker, grabbed my things, and quickly walked out the door.
To this day I have no idea what really happened. I can only guess.
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One time my friend was drunk and high, and asked me If I wanted to fuck his girlfriend, and he would let me 0_o
I considered it, but she is nasty.
One time a guy that just got of from a bus asked me what the time was, so I told him what time it was and then he says "Did you know that the pike ain't a fish?", to wish I responded "No". He was bit drunk I guess, but still it felt like a very out place thing to say.
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While working in security a little while ago i approached a homeless guy and said
"hey bud you can stay as long as you like just no asking people for stuff ok? Please?
He started yelling that i was part of the conspiracy with the government, that i am out to get him and that noone is safe from me because i was the anti christ of the earth and that my control of the government was not unseen
...
...
He then went silent an skittered off...
I had... So... Many.. Questions at that point...
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when my mom caught me watching this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS1uDnIPTvo
Me and my homeboy was sittin up poppin bottles, and this lil wayne lookin ass bitch came up to us askin up for dolla dick suck offs. Dude wen I say dat shit was straight crucial...
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At 10/28/12 05:25 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: I've mentioned this before, I actually made a thread about it.
Some guy at planet comics asked me to sit on his face. I was younger at the time.
He wasn't homeless.
Sounds like a bold pick up line to me.
Yay, more jokes!
At 10/30/12 12:28 PM, Baby-Bottle-Bob wrote: Me and my homeboy was sittin up poppin bottles, and this lil wayne lookin ass bitch came up to us askin up for dolla dick suck offs. Dude wen I say dat shit was straight crucial...
i like your sig
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
I'm an instigator
At 10/30/12 11:41 AM, Blitzkreig261 wrote: when my mom caught me watching this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS1uDnIPTvo
You just made your exact situation happen to me.
WTF moment right there.
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