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Strange literature. Oct. 27th, 2012 @ 03:59 AM Reply

I was on this one site, and this anonymous fellow was writing weird paragraphs. Does anyone know who the author to these paragraphs are? Thank you in advance!

- Stagnated Friction -

There are times, where a sentient agent of life will have to move without outside forces. What happens to this agent of life, and the life it constitutes, would most likely reflect off of the level of isolation and stagnation it has been exposed to. A solemn flame that burns within the agent of life's stagnation will continue to roar behind stone walls, while the sentience continues to anger the solemn flame, by attempting to attract the agent of life, when it is trapped within an imprisonment built on the outside of the agent of life ...

- Written for Silence -

Distractions, as metaphysical and physiological as they may be, are worse than physical stone walls. It takes more discipline and control to break a distraction, than it does to break down a physical stone wall. It takes more effort to turn out the city lights inside of your head, than it does to turn them off in reality. It is many times more arduous to swim in the ocean of your emotions, than it does to swim on the outside world's seas. It is much harder to write to silence, than it does to write knowing that others would facilitate your existential values. It is a greater trial to become a hero alone, than it is to become a hero while surrounded by people. It is impossible to become self-aware without silence ...

- Holding On To Nothing -

Sentience does not need an edge to hold onto; the very existence is the precipice of your fate. Question your existence; question your existence; question life. Do not question why you question either one of them. Question why your questions are answerless. Ask yourself questions; ask the world questions; ask yourself why the world does not have any answers for your questions. Question the weight of your questions; question the value of your inquiries. Question the value behind the need to have questions answered; question the value behind the understanding that questions may or may not be answered. Question your existence; question your experiences; question your identity; question your incentives; question your reality. Question why you are still asking questions, while old questions remain unanswered; question why you are still asking questions, while you are holding onto nothing ...


You do not make examples, you make excuses; you do not solve problems, you shift problems; you do not stand behind your statements, you stand behind your stasis.

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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 27th, 2012 @ 04:05 AM Reply

This person sounds very profound and moveing. (DONT THINK OF BATMAN! Oh too late). Seriously though sounds like a very interesting person to come up with such paragraphs to portray emotions and other stuff. Now heres something that may explain everthying that person just typed...

Strange literature.


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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 27th, 2012 @ 04:05 AM Reply

At 10/27/12 03:59 AM, AnonymousOfCali wrote: I wrote these

ask any questions you want

Judging from your previous comments, your train of thought, and your sociopathic disability, I can conclude that you are not the author of these comments; and have not even a sliver of similarity to boot.


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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 27th, 2012 @ 04:06 AM Reply

At 10/27/12 04:05 AM, Insanctuary wrote:
At 10/27/12 03:59 AM, AnonymousOfCali wrote: I wrote these

ask any questions you want
Judging from your previous comments, your train of thought, and your sociopathic disability, I can conclude that you are not the author of these comments; and have not even a sliver of similarity to boot.

good good

put him down


I'm an instigator

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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 27th, 2012 @ 04:07 AM Reply

At 10/27/12 03:59 AM, AnonymousOfCali wrote: I wrote these

ask any questions you want

You sir be a... intellectual.


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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 27th, 2012 @ 04:17 AM Reply

I'm looking for the real author or anyone who recognizes the writing. Thank you in advance!


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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 27th, 2012 @ 04:25 AM Reply

At 10/27/12 04:17 AM, Insanctuary wrote: I'm looking for the real author or anyone who recognizes the writing. Thank you in advance!

Do I need to bring out the alien theory again?


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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 27th, 2012 @ 04:28 AM Reply

At 10/27/12 04:25 AM, fmn335 wrote: Do I need to bring out the alien theory again?

No, I'm perfectly fine. Your guess is as good as anyone else's guess that involves explaining all the inexplainable happenings with other otherwordly conjectures without worldly evidence.


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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 27th, 2012 @ 09:59 AM Reply

Are you the author of those paragraphs Insanctuary?


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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 27th, 2012 @ 10:10 AM Reply

Velociraptor wouldn't beat 5 pterodactyls simply because they could maneuver around it and above it easier.


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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 27th, 2012 @ 10:12 AM Reply

At 10/27/12 03:59 AM, Insanctuary wrote:

God dammit he's back.

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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 27th, 2012 @ 10:19 AM Reply

Googling the first paragraph gives Optimus Prime as a result

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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 27th, 2012 @ 01:51 PM Reply

At 10/27/12 09:59 AM, Halberd wrote: Are you the author of those paragraphs Insanctuary?

See, I wouldn't be surprised if he was.


Yay, more jokes!

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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 27th, 2012 @ 02:08 PM Reply

I wrote it.


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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 27th, 2012 @ 02:49 PM Reply

At 10/27/12 03:59 AM, Insanctuary wrote: I was on this one site, and this anonymous fellow was writing weird paragraphs. Does anyone know who the author to these paragraphs are? Thank you in advance!

Common sense would dictate that the best place to find the author of those paragraphs would be the website you found them on.
Google says that those paragraphs are on no websites except Newgrounds.
You wrote those paragraphs yourself because you are an attention-seeking slag.
End of story.

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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 27th, 2012 @ 05:29 PM Reply

At 10/27/12 04:28 AM, Insanctuary wrote: No, I'm perfectly fine. Your guess is as good as anyone else's guess that involves explaining all the inexplainable happenings with other otherwordly conjectures without worldly evidence.

Fine you win this round... for now! (QUE THE DRAMATIC MUSIC!)


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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 27th, 2012 @ 09:38 PM Reply

whoever did was deep like deep in a cawk dawg you feel me

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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 27th, 2012 @ 10:50 PM Reply

At 10/27/12 02:49 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: End of story.

I got these paragraphs from the 'deep' internet.

Those results don't appear on Google's Search; Google is way too prude for that sort of thing.


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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 28th, 2012 @ 02:03 AM Reply

At 10/27/12 10:50 PM, Insanctuary wrote: I got these paragraphs from the 'deep' internet.

Of course you did.

So why don't you go back there and ask the person who posted them? Why would that not be the first thing to do?

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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 28th, 2012 @ 02:05 AM Reply

At 10/28/12 02:03 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: So why don't you go back there and ask the person who posted them? Why would that not be the first thing to do?

Nobody knows, and the person who wrote them never did respond.


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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 28th, 2012 @ 06:23 AM Reply

At 10/27/12 03:59 AM, AnonymousOfCali wrote: I wrote these

ask any questions you want

How long did it get published? I'm thinking of releasing a book about how to become more comfortable while taking a dump.


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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 28th, 2012 @ 06:40 AM Reply

Ha ha, why do you not think it's clear to us that you wrote them? You have a very distinct (read: bad) style of writing that is easily recognizable.


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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 28th, 2012 @ 07:36 AM Reply

At 10/28/12 06:40 AM, PIED3 wrote: Ha ha, why do you not think it's clear to us that you wrote them? You have a very distinct (read: bad) style of writing that is easily recognizable.

I would politely disagree; you guys still thought Kaninchen10 was me, when that was my bloody girlfriend. The only reason why you thought it was me is because you and everyone else on here that thinks they have me all figured out have no clue what they are even on about.


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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 28th, 2012 @ 12:45 PM Reply

Da fuck did i just read?


"if you put quotes here you're an idiot" mechadude32 These are the jokes, people...

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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 28th, 2012 @ 12:52 PM Reply

At 10/28/12 12:45 PM, mechadude32 wrote: Da fuck did i just read?

It depends ... What did you read?


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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 28th, 2012 @ 01:09 PM Reply

+1 post count

Strange literature.


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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 28th, 2012 @ 01:18 PM Reply

At 10/28/12 01:09 PM, koopahermit wrote: +1 post count

Good, you don't have the cojones to comprehend what I'm even writing; but instead jump on the ignorant bandwagon like the rest of the people that is no more the type of bandwagon that facilitated Hitler's power.

Yeah, you heard me, sheep.


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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 28th, 2012 @ 01:19 PM Reply

At 10/28/12 01:18 PM, Insanctuary wrote: Yeah, you heard me, sheep.

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Strange literature.

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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 28th, 2012 @ 01:24 PM Reply

At 10/28/12 01:19 PM, Shade wrote: .

You are not a sheep, but you are ignorant for agreeing with the sheep.

Babylon wants their sheep back, so... Find another group to blindly agree with.


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Response to Strange literature. Oct. 28th, 2012 @ 01:27 PM Reply

At 10/28/12 01:24 PM, Insanctuary wrote: Babylon wants their sheep back, so... Find another group to blindly agree with.

I'd go back to Babylon but there's the whole issue about it being destroyed.