Having no Facebook...

[Darthdenim]

..Makes you suspicious

It's weird that NOT sitting at your computer all day is considered a loser activity now.

[NEVR]

This is rather unfortunately the world in which we live. Cyber-fetishism is so standard now that you're considered a potential mass murderer if you don't feel like conforming (and having all your personal data recorded and sold to the highest bidder).

[HeavyMetalGuy]

At 10/26/12 10:00 PM, Darthdenim wrote: ..Makes you suspicious

It's weird that NOT sitting at your computer all day is considered a loser activity now.

I guess that makes me a mass murderer.

[Darthdenim]

I think the jocks in Revenge of the Nerds would be considered losers today for not having Facebook.

[Strength]

"According to this article printed in tagesspiegel.de, not having a Facebook account could be the first sign that you are a mass murderer."

makes sense.

[Darthdenim]

John Wayne Gacy and Ed Gein didn't have a Facebook account....

Do the math.

[II2none]

So if you're not into Facebook you're the second coming of the Columbine incident, sounds legit.

[Klobb17]

At 10/26/12 10:41 PM, Darthdenim wrote: John Wayne Gacy and Ed Gein didn't have a Facebook account....

Do the math.

You know who also didn't have Facebook?
Hitler.

[Fluttershy]

Okay bitches, I got no Facebook, no girlfriend, and a fucking AK. It's time to beat Anders high-score and reclaim American supremacy.

Whoever wrote this article doesn't know shit from their elbow.

[Cootie]

At 10/26/12 11:06 PM, Fluttershy wrote: Okay bitches, I got no Facebook, no girlfriend, and a fucking AK. It's time to beat Anders high-score and reclaim American supremacy.

Whoever wrote this article doesn't know shit from their elbow.

Secret Service Agents incoming...

[Ragnarokia]

Because we must all have and use facebook to communicate with each other.

[Pride]

Oh yeah, that random online article totally looks legit.

Honestly who the hell cares whether or not you have a Facebook? I mean there's nothing wrong with having a Facebook either, just depends on whether or not you want all your info open to the public.

It's better to just stay here on Newgrounds, where it's nice and safe.

[Darthdenim]

Emily Yoffee from Slate.com said that women should not date a man without a Facebook account.

[Boss]

oh no my facebook is not very active

theyre comigng for me the ablasck chopppere aib SEE THE LACKLS CHEOPERPRE A

[Emma]

At 10/26/12 11:48 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Emily Yoffee from Slate.com said that women should not date a man without a Facebook account.

This is actually great advice.

[Spiderwebbie]

At 10/27/12 01:51 AM, Criminal-23 wrote:

At 10/26/12 10:00 PM, Darthdenim wrote:

Thus, putting that into practice instantly makes 1 billion people suspicious because they can't get onto FB due to government censorship (China).

I've always wanted to go to China just for the eggrolls.

[Shade]

Just because I don't want Zuckerberg selling my info means I'm a nutter?

Logical.

[Eddmario]

At 10/26/12 10:41 PM, Darthdenim wrote: John Wayne Gacy and Ed Gein didn't have a Facebook account....

Do the math.

Neither did Ghandi. Are you saying he's a mass murderer?

[Sword-of-Kings]

Oh no! Am I a potential mass-murder because I never use my Facebook account?! Oh my god!!

Article is bullshit.

[simon]

Haha, I love how easy news can troll the shit out of people.

[Mumbo]

I'm alright with murdering. They never catch me anyways.