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okay, heres the deal: you have access to any time, any location, and in any dimension
(EG dimension where Kurt Cobain never killed himself)
WHAT DO YOU DO?
OP response: go back in time to the 90's in a dimension where Jimmi Hendrix never died and drink crystal Pepsi and listen to some never released Hendrix
plot with hitler to stop exterminating jews and focus on the real parasites of humanity
Whilst hellish demons walk atop the world above, destroying all of modern civilization and eating any sentient life form they could find, I would sit atop my demonic throne in the very depths of hell as done by me on every other day. Until the day when one man rises above the demons, the one man who could ever destroy my minions. He shall go down in history for years to come, but alas! He must fight the one demon, the one man he cannot defeat. Me... but until that day comes I shall sit atop my spire in the underworld as the civilization above crumbles into a heap of ashes. Waiting...
Alas, I cannot transport to a perfect world or time in which I want. But, if there were some way, some way to go there, then yes, this would be it. This would be my utopia
From dust we came, to dust we shall return
now that ive calmed down from thinking about all of the supremely ILL SHIT i would do if i could do that i believe i can articulate one thing i would do
fuck your mom
ok i gottra stop too excited holy shit iv v b down on som ILL SHIT SON !!!
At 10/24/12 07:02 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:At 10/24/12 05:05 PM, Dawnslayer wrote: Go to Gallifrey and get me a TARDIS.time lock, bro. sorry to burst your bubble.
Well, I never said the TARDIS didn't come with a Time Lord.
At 10/24/12 05:48 PM, Boss wrote: ok i gottra stop too excited holy shit iv v b down on som ILL SHIT SON !!!
I don't think I've ever told you this, but you are my favourite poster. Continue doing God's work.
I'd go to any space, time and dimension that was as technologically advanced as this one but didn't get that way because of a singularly industrious society. Also I want all kinds of rad creatures and magic to exist because life would be undeniably more fun that way.
Go to a dimension where me and Based God can get married and all of the beautiful goddesses of the world let us fuck them.
I'm a single father and a multimillionaire.