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At 10/23/12 07:30 PM, DP00 wrote: What was your first ticket that you got when you got busted by the cops ?
Mine was a parking ticket.
So newgrounds, what was yours ?
Mostly for speeding when I was younger. I had a pretty nice sporty car as a teenager so I got no remorse from the cops. After I graduated highschool I got pulled over a few times and now they're just like okay slow it down a bit hehe.
I got pulled over for the FIRST time evar in my driving life this past weekend on sum bull, I thanked Geeezus I didn't get a citation though
"I don't wake up thinking about doing drugs"
The first one he gave me was for speeding. Then one for driving an unregistered vehicle. Then another for driving an uninsured vehicle.
Wasn't a good day, I tell you what.
"Hang yourselves you fucking losers." -GoryBlizzard, 2015
At 10/24/12 12:09 AM, DarkMatter wrote: First ticket... Hmmm so long ago it seems.
It was a few days after my birthday a few years back. I was really mad, and was speeding down a street. The Cop was a total asshole, handed me my ticket, and said, "Happy belated birthday." Asshole deserves to be GUTTED
i fixed it for yah
I always come with a good plan, when that dont work I switch out to the hood plan
,.l.. >_< ..l.,
I think I got a free Ringling Bros. Ticket when I was born and it never expires, unfortunately my sister ripped it when she was like 3.
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
Got a ticket for parking in front of a highschool... and that was my friend's van...
Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol.
1st ticket was with a group of friends by the river
saskatoon's river is not suitable for swimming but the cops busted us for underage possession of liquor
I'm too brown to be suspected of any criminal activites otherwise. I had a bong in my backpack while a cop made me expose every pocket but i got away with that. a fucking bong in a backpack.
Same. Parking ticket. Parked smack dab in front of a stop sign for at least 3 months but one day I come back to my car and there's a ticket. Whatiseven
I got stopped the day I got my license and probably would've gotten a ticket then if the cop wasn't a female and I didn't overwhelm her with my masculine charms ie. dick
Well, I've gotten a whole ton of parking tickets. That was probably the first ticket I ever got.
I've gotten a ticket for speding, but that's pretty much it.
Yay, more jokes!
At 10/23/12 11:18 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: I got a ticket once for driving.
Public roads in a nutshell.
I wiped out two mailboxes in a row once, and I stayed at least 6 mph over the limit for 7 hours per week in high school, but I've never gotten a ticket. Iowa's entire legal system is pretty lazy in my opinion.
I ran a stop sign the cop claimed I could have hit him even thought he was 100 feet away and got me for careless driving and the stop sign and no prof of insurance (I didn't have insurance papers due to them being expired and my insurance company was sending me the new ones in the mail) it was $400 USD 280 once I proved I had insurance.
and the cop was a dick the whole time.