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Enderman, wat do? Oct. 21st, 2012 @ 08:58 PM Reply

So you are playing Minecraft one day. You have been building a wall around a village that you built your house in, since you intended to do some trading with villagers. But you came across the infamous broken disk. You play it in a jukebox, and you hear how horrifying it is. After it's over, you breathe a sigh of relief, but suddenly, you hear a door open IN REAL LIFE. You think someone has broken in so you climb under a table to spring a surprise attack with a pick ax. But what walks in is no man, it's an enderman.

What do you do, fellow Newgrounders?

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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 21st, 2012 @ 09:04 PM Reply

grab their dick
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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 21st, 2012 @ 09:09 PM Reply


What do you do, fellow Newgrounders?

probably try to get out of the house or try to kill it. I would be scared tho

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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 21st, 2012 @ 09:18 PM Reply

Try and kill it. If it teleports away it'd stalk me forever until I go insane or I look in it's eyes and it screams and tears me apart.

So yes, I would probably die in a last stand.

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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 21st, 2012 @ 09:20 PM Reply

Suck its dick

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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 21st, 2012 @ 09:22 PM Reply

At 10/21/12 09:07 PM, TheCrimsonWidow wrote: Marble hornets picture is awesome. And I don't know, try to kill it.

Hmm? If you're referring to the picture in the OP I made it myself (Or more specifically, edited it, it used to be of slenderman and didn't have the pickaxe).


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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 21st, 2012 @ 09:28 PM Reply

Close the door. They can't open them. And my room's ceiling is, I think, too low for an Enderman.


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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 21st, 2012 @ 09:43 PM Reply

At 10/21/12 09:20 PM, saqwert wrote: Suck its dick

I've actually tried to look up enderman hentai before.


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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 21st, 2012 @ 09:59 PM Reply

I fucking hate those damn things, usually avoid them at the best I can.


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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 21st, 2012 @ 10:22 PM Reply

Look away, and continue on with my day in safety.

Only logical answer.

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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 21st, 2012 @ 10:45 PM Reply

befriend it and mate with its women


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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 21st, 2012 @ 11:18 PM Reply

Throw water at it.


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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 21st, 2012 @ 11:58 PM Reply

At 10/21/12 09:43 PM, koopahermit wrote:
At 10/21/12 09:20 PM, saqwert wrote: Suck its dick
I've actually tried to look up enderman hentai before.

I guess you didn't find anything good?

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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 22nd, 2012 @ 02:10 AM Reply

At 10/21/12 11:58 PM, saqwert wrote:
At 10/21/12 09:43 PM, koopahermit wrote:
At 10/21/12 09:20 PM, saqwert wrote: Suck its dick
I've actually tried to look up enderman hentai before.
I guess you didn't find anything good?

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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 22nd, 2012 @ 07:28 AM Reply

I wouldnt do anything because slenderman is a dead meme so it wouldnt exist.

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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 22nd, 2012 @ 10:06 AM Reply

Oh, hi Enderman, how are you?
I didn't look directly at you right?
No? okay.
So are you going to let me be?
Oh I see you have taken a piece of the wall as if it were a block, how am I going to explain that?
Well if you want you can take that and just go, okay?
*enderman disapear*
*I sigh*
*enderman pops up right in front of me*
NO! DON' REAAPE MEEEEEE!

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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 22nd, 2012 @ 10:15 AM Reply

If they can be killed the same way as in Minecraft, I go for it, I know they always try to teleport behind me, so I'll just swing in front of me and then behind me.


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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 22nd, 2012 @ 10:17 AM Reply

Just stay still and avoid looking it in the eyes.

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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 22nd, 2012 @ 11:01 AM Reply

At 10/22/12 10:17 AM, Entice wrote: Just stay still and avoid looking it in the eyes.

Wear a pumpkin and stare right into its eyes.


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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 22nd, 2012 @ 11:14 AM Reply

Stick my penis in its butt


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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 22nd, 2012 @ 12:05 PM Reply

At 10/21/12 08:58 PM, Suprememessage wrote: So you are playing Minecraft one day.

Stopped right there, because I'm not retarded enough to do that.


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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 22nd, 2012 @ 12:54 PM Reply

I'd offer to draw him better, and when he sits down in the chair, dump a bucket of water on him.


Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?

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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 22nd, 2012 @ 01:00 PM Reply

At 10/22/12 12:01 PM, Rummy0 wrote: Find a cure for your autism.

I found a Rummy0 post!!

What do I win?


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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 22nd, 2012 @ 01:05 PM Reply

At 10/22/12 01:00 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: I found a Rummy0 post!!

What do I win?

Stop contributing to shit threads and you might win something.

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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 22nd, 2012 @ 02:52 PM Reply

At 10/22/12 12:01 PM, Rummy0 wrote: Find a cure for your autism.

^^^

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Response to Enderman, wat do? Oct. 22nd, 2012 @ 07:54 PM Reply

I'd become an Enderman.
That would be epic.

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Response to Enderman, wat do? Dec. 5th, 2012 @ 11:11 PM Reply

I make friends with them, to me they're friendermen.


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Response to Enderman, wat do? Dec. 5th, 2012 @ 11:36 PM Reply

Sick Slenderman on him