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So you are playing Minecraft one day. You have been building a wall around a village that you built your house in, since you intended to do some trading with villagers. But you came across the infamous broken disk. You play it in a jukebox, and you hear how horrifying it is. After it's over, you breathe a sigh of relief, but suddenly, you hear a door open IN REAL LIFE. You think someone has broken in so you climb under a table to spring a surprise attack with a pick ax. But what walks in is no man, it's an enderman.
What do you do, fellow Newgrounders?
Try and kill it. If it teleports away it'd stalk me forever until I go insane or I look in it's eyes and it screams and tears me apart.
So yes, I would probably die in a last stand.
At 10/21/12 09:07 PM, TheCrimsonWidow wrote: Marble hornets picture is awesome. And I don't know, try to kill it.
Hmm? If you're referring to the picture in the OP I made it myself (Or more specifically, edited it, it used to be of slenderman and didn't have the pickaxe).
Close the door. They can't open them. And my room's ceiling is, I think, too low for an Enderman.
This is my signature. It is a nice signature.
At 10/21/12 09:20 PM, saqwert wrote: Suck its dick
I've actually tried to look up enderman hentai before.
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befriend it and mate with its women
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At 10/21/12 09:43 PM, koopahermit wrote:At 10/21/12 09:20 PM, saqwert wrote: Suck its dickI've actually tried to look up enderman hentai before.
I guess you didn't find anything good?
At 10/21/12 11:58 PM, saqwert wrote:At 10/21/12 09:43 PM, koopahermit wrote:I guess you didn't find anything good?At 10/21/12 09:20 PM, saqwert wrote: Suck its dickI've actually tried to look up enderman hentai before.
I love the internet.
Oh, hi Enderman, how are you?
I didn't look directly at you right?
So are you going to let me be?
Oh I see you have taken a piece of the wall as if it were a block, how am I going to explain that?
Well if you want you can take that and just go, okay?
*enderman pops up right in front of me*
NO! DON' REAAPE MEEEEEE!
If they can be killed the same way as in Minecraft, I go for it, I know they always try to teleport behind me, so I'll just swing in front of me and then behind me.
At 10/21/12 08:58 PM, Suprememessage wrote: So you are playing Minecraft one day.
Stopped right there, because I'm not retarded enough to do that.
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I'd offer to draw him better, and when he sits down in the chair, dump a bucket of water on him.
Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?
I'd become an Enderman.
That would be epic.
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