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How to get world peace. 2012-10-21 20:02:18 Reply

1. Somehow get China and the U.S to go to war.

2. Sneak into a military facility containing nuclear bombs and launch one at a random country.

3. World War 3 will ensue.

4. All life on the planet, human or otherwise is gone.

5. World peace.

Nobel Peace Award, here I come!

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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-21 20:03:24 Reply

... Kinda defeats the purpose of trying to get world peace, does it not?


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-21 20:03:28 Reply

World Peace, as we know it, refers to peace between pre-existing creatures; a harmony. Whilst there is a peace and harmony amongst nothing, that is only because of a total absence. Doesn't count man, doesn't count.


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-21 20:05:43 Reply

There's always a gun to the head. That will give your world peace.

Unless one those religions are true...then your screwed.


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-21 20:06:21 Reply

Never happen. Men has a thirst for violence, or bloodlust if you will. We're not happy unless we're destroying something.


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-21 20:10:41 Reply

And then everything went better than expected.


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-21 20:15:19 Reply

At 10/21/12 08:06 PM, Gagsy wrote: Never happen. Men has a thirst for violence, or bloodlust if you will. We're not happy unless we're destroying something.

Read my OP again Gagz, Mankind having a violent and destructive nature isn't an issue, since Mankind and all other life on the planet is dead.


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-21 20:29:40 Reply

At 10/21/12 08:15 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
Read my OP again Gagz, Mankind having a violent and destructive nature isn't an issue, since Mankind and all other life on the planet is dead.

But we'd take a chunk of the earth with us then. Won't be world peace, be more world wounded.


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-21 20:31:29 Reply

At 10/21/12 08:29 PM, Gagsy wrote: But we'd take a chunk of the earth with us then. Won't be world peace, be more world wounded.

World wounded? Let me get it a big ole' Band-Aid.

Nobel Peace Prize, here I come!


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-21 20:32:54 Reply

I got an easier plan

1. Exterminate Jews

2. World peace


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-21 20:50:20 Reply

At 10/21/12 08:29 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 10/21/12 08:15 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
Read my OP again Gagz, Mankind having a violent and destructive nature isn't an issue, since Mankind and all other life on the planet is dead.
But we'd take a chunk of the earth with us then. Won't be world peace, be more world wounded.

Fucking hell, everyone's a critic! Shut the fuck up and just give me my damn well-deserved Nobel Peace Award!


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-21 21:31:27 Reply

Kill and destroy all traces of people/culture/religion that disagrees and refuses to conform with my ideals.
Remaining humans have world peace.

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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-21 21:42:23 Reply

Not going to happen until the One World Government arises, and even then there will be public and private disputes. So Jesus Christ is the only true bringer of world peace eventually


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-21 21:44:38 Reply

Humans are parasites. We suck out all of the resources of a certain area and then move somewhere else.


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-21 21:47:30 Reply

You'll are wrong.

The universe is naturally evil, because it sucks.


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-21 22:09:43 Reply

1. Give everyone what they want.
2
3 ????
4 Profit


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-21 22:12:49 Reply

Everyone should just kill themselves. No need for bombs, that's going to destroy more of nature.

We should all do it at the same time too.


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-21 23:27:05 Reply

I think the end to a 2 party system is a step in the right direction, also less stupid people.


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-22 02:35:33 Reply

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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-22 03:27:32 Reply

At 10/21/12 09:44 PM, koopahermit wrote: Humans are parasites. We suck out all of the resources of a certain area and then move somewhere else.

Jesus this man is an alien from outer space!!


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-22 03:45:09 Reply

Or you just kill all men and lesbians, apart from the gay men.

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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-22 03:49:02 Reply

Human beings are weapons. I think it's funny that we have tons of series that talk about someone who was genetically engineered to be a killer (FF6, FF7, Thing-Thing, Valkyria Chronicles, Captain America, X-Men, etc.) when we're already singled out for our prowess in fighting by natural selection. All life on this planet is dependent on its own ability to prey upon other species. World peace is not only impossible, but it also goes against genetic code that goes back two billion years.


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-22 03:49:15 Reply

with a knife


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-22 04:03:23 Reply

At 10/22/12 03:27 AM, abbuw wrote:
At 10/21/12 09:44 PM, koopahermit wrote: Humans are parasites. We suck out all of the resources of a certain area and then move somewhere else.
Jesus this man is an alien from outer space!!

You say that like it's a bad thing.

How to get world peace.

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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-22 08:08:25 Reply

At 10/22/12 04:28 AM, RightWingGamer wrote: Sorry, OP, but an apocalypse won't stop war.

"War... war never changes." - Ron Perlman

Don't listen to this guy, he's a communist. The "RightWing"in his username is just this evil commie's little way of hiding it his true commie form.


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-22 08:12:57 Reply

Animals and shit would still be eating each other, though. We got racist lions and shit fucking up all the Gazelle's.

At 10/21/12 08:29 PM, Gagsy wrote: But we'd take a chunk of the earth with us then. Won't be world peace, be more world wounded.
At 10/21/12 08:06 PM, Gagsy wrote: Never happen. Men has a thirst for violence, or bloodlust if you will. We're not happy unless we're destroying something.

Did you forget English tonight, Gagsy?

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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-22 09:58:36 Reply

Aint gon be no world peace everyone in the world greedy as fuck. I know he's an annoying ass christian, but if everybody was like Tim Tebow, the world wont be so fucked up and we all live in perfect harmony.


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-22 10:00:38 Reply

People with such mindsets as yourself are actually the problem.


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-22 13:12:09 Reply

Hey OP, you're forgetting something:
How do you wanna get the Nobel Peace Prize when all mankind is dead? 'Cause you know, you first have to prove your idea successful, and afterwards there won't be anyone left to give you the Prize, nor will you be there any more to accept it. So, you're f***ed.

@ koopahermit:

At 10/21/12 09:44 PM, koopahermit wrote: Humans are parasites. We suck out all of the resources of a certain area and then move somewhere else.

Sad, but true. Man is probably the biggest problem for Earth.

My own opinion on this:
Read my sig.


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Response to How to get world peace. 2012-10-22 13:22:30 Reply

At 10/21/12 09:44 PM, koopahermit wrote: Humans are parasites. We suck out all of the resources of a certain area and then move somewhere else.

That's racist.