If modern tv has taught me anything it's that a lot of it sucks.
Let's invent a new fake tv cartoon.
I'll start:
Ronny Trasky is a standard run of the mill data entry monkey until one day...
Robocop walks up to him and asks him for....
[PSN/Steam- Airbourne238]
some really good sponge cake made out of...
runts. While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...
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At 10/20/12 12:07 AM, POTaTOS wrote: runts. While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...
Cunt. But that's not important. Ronny said he hand no such runt candy spongecake. This made robocop angry. He...
At 10/20/12 12:09 AM, Manly-Chicken wrote:At 10/20/12 12:07 AM, POTaTOS wrote: runts. While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...Cunt.
NO! WRONG!
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A bunch of nonsensical characters do a bunch of random things for no apparent reason. Kids eat it up because they're not that smart.
Premise of half the cartoons on TV in the past ten years. The other half got canceled for being not this.
ONE DAY King Leopold the Anteater was worried about his kingdom. The squid people of Capitalan were attacking constantly while his own reserves were diminishing. Meanwhile they find a HATCH WHICH ENABLE THEM TO TRAVEL THROUGH MOTHER FUCKING TIME BIATCHES> HOLY EFF NUTS
And Then, Some SPACE MARINES show up...
So a zombie and a vampire walk into a bar and, while drunk, become the best of friends. They decide to take over the world together.
May also include gay jokes if both the zombie and the vampire are of the same-sex.
Life is a performance, and the world is full of critics. Give it your all like it's your last show.
You don't even want to know
Then a retard walked in and started flicking her bean until..
At 10/20/12 04:52 AM, ota1con wrote: Then a retard walked in and started flicking her bean until..
Robocop arrested her at gunpoint for indecent exposure, much to the retard's bewilderment and beyond her comprehension.
Robocop paused as he forcibly loaded the mentally challenged girl into the back of his OCP squad car.
"I WANT TO BE A REAL BOY." He spoke, saddened.
Trudging up to the Space Marine's, he asks them if they could help them in their quest. They divert his attention to the squad Psyker, where he proceeded to...
"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-
At 10/20/12 04:55 AM, Phobotech wrote:
*and by them, I mean Robocop. Robocop's quest. Murphy's quest was diverted to the Psyker. Yep yerp...yeppers...
"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-
At 10/20/12 04:55 AM, Phobotech wrote:
Trudging up to the Space Marine's, he asks them if they could help them in their quest. They divert his attention to the squad Psyker, where he proceeded to...
Reject the boy, as he was no good for Psyker. Saddened, Robocop turned to the boy and...
Fun to play with, even better to eat.
strangled him to death with a laser, then Robocop put the body...
At 10/20/12 11:01 AM, abbuw wrote: strangled him to death with a laser, then Robocop put the body...
...in the van, with his friends,
it was for freedom,
from the land and, from his mind...
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