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Beards

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Beards 2012-10-18 17:47:43


So, who's got them? No Shave November coming early. I myself am donning an abe lincoln


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Response to Beards 2012-10-18 17:50:25


At 10/18/12 05:47 PM, funnyman46 wrote: So, who's got them? No Shave November coming early. I myself am donning an abe lincoln

i don't have one

but i'm trying to grow one

so i can be the new grizzily adams


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Response to Beards 2012-10-18 17:53:36


At 10/18/12 05:52 PM, Addict wrote: i shave everything, then drink a bottle of testosterone and wake up with the amazon rainforest in my pants

Sounds intense.


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Response to Beards 2012-10-18 19:12:39


I've been sporting a beard for a few years, now.


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Response to Beards 2012-10-18 19:14:35


I have proper 18 year old beard, and feel not a drop of shame

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Response to Beards 2012-10-18 19:31:57


Well for me, I don't actually shave my beard and it is very short. Unless my family begs me to shave and I'm like no (unless if it is important to them).


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Response to Beards 2012-10-18 19:39:05


im such a bitch my chin hairs grow backwarsd into my skin


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Response to Beards 2012-10-18 23:31:28


I have the same one form no shave november of the previous year, and the year before that etc...


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Response to Beards 2012-10-18 23:41:20


I love my beard.
I've had facial hair for so long that I don't even remember what I look like without it.


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Response to Beards 2012-10-18 23:41:25


I have a sort of goatee. Not gonna hesitate to trim it in November though.


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Response to Beards 2012-10-18 23:41:54


I am growing out my Wade beard. can't wait though I hate shaving anyways so I haven't shaved in a month or so.

Response to Beards 2012-10-19 00:02:01


I just have a basic chin strap as of now, but I'm going to shave everything off soon and start fresh because my hair grows in patches in certain spots and I'm trying to fix that


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Response to Beards 2012-10-19 00:06:59


At 10/18/12 07:14 PM, Otto wrote: I have proper 18 year old beard, and feel not a drop of shame

I must not be a proper 18-year-old.


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Response to Beards 2012-10-19 00:13:59


I had a crustache for a while, but then I had to shave it for a job interview. I miss it already.


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Response to Beards 2012-10-19 00:29:30


Stopped shaving since late September.
Gonna try and get a ZZ Top one.
Picture for reference

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Response to Beards 2012-10-19 01:02:51


At 10/19/12 12:13 AM, ZJ wrote: I had a crustache for a while, but then I had to shave it for a job interview. I miss it already.

What is a crustache?


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Response to Beards 2012-10-19 01:09:01


I wish I had a beard. I just have this pedophile looking pube-stache. I shave it EVERYTIME it grows in. Don't want people to get the wrong idea.

I'm not a pedophile, I swear. Now does this smell like chloroform to you?

Response to Beards 2012-10-19 01:13:30


Been workin' on it. Gettin' darker, longer, and hairier by the month.

Beards


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Response to Beards 2012-10-19 01:15:31


My facial hair refuses to grow longer then a centimetre. I am deeply disappointed in it. I let it know regularly how I wish it didn't suck so much.

Response to Beards 2012-10-19 01:25:48


At the moment I'm growing just a little bit on my chin. It's got to the length now where I can but it into a couple of spikes (picture below). I'm not really one for growing much more then that.

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Response to Beards 2012-10-19 01:39:38


i am failing at this

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if it is a gigantic horrible typo mah bad

Response to Beards 2012-10-19 01:52:09


My facial hair can grow super fast and get super dark. I wish I can grow a full face beard, though sadly I've only gotten to the chin. If i were to let my full facial hair grow, it just looks weird on my cheekbones, since I have natural wavy hair.


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Response to Beards 2012-10-19 02:30:18


Mine was shaven a day ago. RIP somewhat medium full beard


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to Beards 2012-10-19 03:13:25


At 10/19/12 01:25 AM, Decky wrote: At the moment I'm growing just a little bit on my chin. It's got to the length now where I can but it into a couple of spikes (picture below). I'm not really one for growing much more then that.

That's kinda dope. Props on the style. I also agree with getting a soul patch though


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Response to Beards 2012-10-19 03:47:31


SHAAAAAAVE MUST SHAAAAAAVE


Hi

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Response to Beards 2012-10-19 05:32:34


I'm not going to participate in no shave november. Since my beard is blond, so it looks stupid if I don't shave it.


It's only fun if you get a scar out of it

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Response to Beards 2012-10-19 12:53:36


At 10/19/12 05:32 AM, LiquidFire wrote: I'm not going to participate in no shave november. Since my beard is blond, so it looks stupid if I don't shave it.

You could make something cool out blonde facial hair.


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Response to Beards 2012-10-19 13:24:32


At 10/19/12 02:18 AM, Xenomit wrote: I've never worn a beard in my life, and I'm proud to say that

How ironic.


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Response to Beards 2012-10-19 16:11:07


Excuse me Newgrounds, I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you.

Beards


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