i just got my hair cut today, and i took a picture of it to put on facebook
and 2 lesbians just came out to me and told me i was hot
what is happening
At 10/17/12 10:20 PM, GamesArmor wrote: Why would a lesbian consider a male hot?
...
i guess i converted them
i mean, i know i'm totally sexy but come on now
Did you find a penny after skipping church due to excess cold and snow?
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame.
hawt for a gay man maybe. Still a compliment I suppose
Sexy Yes? I would think so :3
At 10/17/12 10:22 PM, TheCrimsonWidow wrote: You must be really feminine if lesbians think your hot, not like that will help you out in the long run....
i'm not feminine in any way shape or form
i'm a man that does manly stuff like WATCH FOOTBALL!!!. oh yeah
My day has been piss poor at best ._.
Although I DID find the prettiest rock while I was walking around outside :3
At 10/17/12 10:26 PM, TheCrimsonWidow wrote: And lesbians like you? I am royally confused with all this.
how do you think i feel? i'm afraid to walk outside because i might get gang raped by lesbians..or something idk
At 10/17/12 10:27 PM, JulesGatz wrote: how do you think i feel? i'm afraid to walk outside because i might get gang raped by lesbians..or something idk
How do you think I feel? I walk outside every day because I might get gang raped by lesbians... or furries idk
At 10/17/12 10:21 PM, JulesGatz wrote:At 10/17/12 10:20 PM, GamesArmor wrote: Why would a lesbian consider a male hot?i guess i converted them
...
i mean, i know i'm totally sexy but come on now
post of the day
love it
call me toxie 0.~
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At 10/17/12 10:28 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: How do you know they're lesbians?
they're both (or i guess used to be) openly gay.
At 10/17/12 10:27 PM, JulesGatz wrote:At 10/17/12 10:26 PM, TheCrimsonWidow wrote: And lesbians like you? I am royally confused with all this.how do you think i feel? i'm afraid to walk outside because i might get gang raped by lesbians..or something idk
But wouldn't they not be interested in having sex with men if they were lesbian? I know these lesbians would, but you're saying ALL lesbians want you?
...You have powers unexplainable.
Yay, more jokes!
Oh you're one of those puerile dumbfucks who think that lesbians secretly want to have threesomes with men
You've just converted two lesbians into straights. Well done!
No really, I'm actually not joking.
gee i understand how you got newgrounds confused with facebook considering they look and operate exactly the same
At 10/18/12 05:14 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: gee i understand how you got newgrounds confused with facebook considering they look and operate exactly the same
what are you on about
At 10/18/12 05:00 PM, Entice wrote: Oh you're one of those puerile dumbfucks who think that lesbians secretly want to have threesomes with men
um no i've never thought that... until now
At 10/18/12 05:43 PM, JulesGatz wrote: um no i've never thought that... until now
getting a compliment from someone doesn't mean they want your dick
Having someone tell you that you look attractive is one of the finest pleasures ever.
My power is the only power.
At 10/17/12 10:18 PM, JulesGatz wrote:
what is happening
They're lying.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.
I'm an instigator
At 10/18/12 05:45 PM, Entice wrote:At 10/18/12 05:43 PM, JulesGatz wrote: um no i've never thought that... until nowgetting a compliment from someone doesn't mean they want your dick
but they pretty much said they did
If there lesbians, it means nothing. Now go drink some bleach.
At 10/19/12 12:13 AM, JulesGatz wrote:At 10/18/12 05:45 PM, Entice wrote:but they pretty much said they didAt 10/18/12 05:43 PM, JulesGatz wrote: um no i've never thought that... until nowgetting a compliment from someone doesn't mean they want your dick
Well, they're either:
Just giving a compliment
Not lesbians
Lying
Take your pick.
At 10/19/12 01:05 AM, Jeffyx wrote: If there lesbians, it means nothing. Now go drink some bleach.
yeah it means nothing until they RAPE ME
At 10/19/12 01:07 AM, Entice wrote: Well, they're either:
Just giving a compliment
who just randomly says "i want your dick inside me" as a compliment, and why don't i get those kind of compliments more often?
Not lesbians
highly unlikely. maybe bi-curious, though.
Lying
9 times out of 10, people don't usually say "i want your dick inside me" and lie about it... that's just false advertisement.
At 10/19/12 01:11 AM, JulesGatz wrote: who just randomly says "i want your dick inside me" as a compliment, and why don't i get those kind of compliments more often?
Not lesbianshighly unlikely. maybe bi-curious, though.
Lying9 times out of 10, people don't usually say "i want your dick inside me" and lie about it... that's just false advertisement.
You do realize that lesbians are only attracted to females, right?
So one of the three things I listed has to be true.
At 10/19/12 01:13 AM, Entice wrote: You do realize that lesbians are only attracted to females, right?
So one of the three things I listed has to be true.
i don't think you quite understand the thread
go to bed you little korean bastard
you koreans and your weird ass plastic cats that wave at people
At 10/19/12 01:18 AM, JulesGatz wrote: go to bed you little korean bastard
way to dodge the question you racist motherfucker
you koreans and your weird ass plastic cats that wave at people
shit I smash the shit out of punk ass white boys like you every day don't fuck with a fucking Korean honkey ass bitch
At 10/19/12 01:21 AM, Entice wrote: shit I smash the shit out of punk ass white boys like you every day don't fuck with a fucking Korean honkey ass bitch
Oh no it's a ghetto korean RUN AWAY
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