Personality/Align ment/Dominance

[Lintire]

Let's be honest here, Newgrounds, we love putting ourselves in some motherfucking boxes. We crave that shit. Finding our "true selves" in one of several convenient categories because individuality is a sham and we may as well get that shit carved into our headstones.

But I was reading up on all character creation bullshit and I thought "You know what? We don't have nearly enough boxes, know what I mean? The more axis with which to fully interpret our bullshit personalities the better.". So I've got three quizzes for you right, Newgrounds.

Carl Jung's typological personality test (The old' Myers-Briggs test)
A test based off Gary Gygax' original D&D alignments
A dominance test, unfortunately all relationship based but I couldn't get one that did otherwise.

Now these are all fun tests, but they're not incredibly accurate. If you want one that is, try this, but that has literally 35 different variables so keep it to yourself.

Don't copy and write down Wikipedia's patronizing summaries of each Myers-Briggs personality type or complain that you're not sexually experienced enough for the dominance test (just make up some shit to get the result you want, what do I care), because no-one wants to read that. Keep it short, and sweet. Sensual-like, you know the drill.

I'll begin.

X axis: INTP
Y axis: Choatic Good
Z axis: "Assertive Sub"

Wait maybe that last test wasn't such a bright idea. Whatever.

How hard was that? Well, what the fuck are you waiting for, fucking get to it!

[Strength]

At 10/15/12 09:22 AM, Lintire wrote: How hard was that? Well, what the fuck are you waiting for, fucking get to it!

nope.

[SKS]

X: ENTP
Y: Neutral Good
Z: The Master

[yurgenburgen]

Apparently I'm Neutral Evil.

[kmau]

I'm a level 40 lawful good paladin.

[satanbrain]

1 axis: Brain waves mapping. Everchanging, yet accurate.

[TNT]

X: ESFJ
Y: Lawful Good
Z: Submissive

[JeffShort]

Individuality doesn't matter. Only the greater good matters. Only the cause lives on after our deaths. The day of individual happiness has passed. That is why I have dedicated my life to fascism. Support my kickstarter!

[WirelessBrain]

Turns out i'm lawful good.

[Urban-Champion]

At 10/15/12 09:22 AM, Lintire wrote: How hard was that? Well, what the fuck are you waiting for, fucking get to it!

fuck shit i didn't ass bum tits fucking do those tests because assholes bitches motherfucking asses anus cunt spank arses

all these swears will accompany my conveyed idea perfectly and can only add riveting depth, intense emotion, and most importantly, undoubtful EDGE

[Entice]

X: INTJ
Y: Took the test only to find that you have to make an account for the shitty fucking piece of shit website and it keeps saying that my zip code needs to be five digits even though I clearly fucking entered 5 motherfucking damn digits
Z: Same fucking website fuck that shit

[TNT]

At 10/15/12 04:08 PM, Entice wrote: X: INTJ
Y: Took the test only to find that you have to make an account for the shitty fucking piece of shit website and it keeps saying that my zip code needs to be five digits even though I clearly fucking entered 5 motherfucking damn digits
Z: Same fucking website fuck that shit

There's an option to skip the process just so you can see the results. It's not too easy to find, but I can assure you that it's there (at least for me).

[Entice]

At 10/15/12 04:57 PM, TNT wrote: There's an option to skip the process just so you can see the results. It's not too easy to find, but I can assure you that it's there (at least for me).

X: INTJ
Y: True Neutral
Z: The Assertive Sub

[Lintire]

At 10/15/12 09:26 AM, Addict wrote: I've already discovered my true self ages ago during a vision I had high on LSD in the Mojave desert.

You are a special flower, Addict, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

At 10/15/12 09:43 AM, MonthlyVolatile wrote: Took all three of those for school and sorry, Lintire but the only time I like being placed in a box is when I'm playing an RPG with mediocre writing.

That's okay, I both understand and refuse to pass judgement. Would've been rad if everyone participated in my three axis test forever, though.

At 10/15/12 03:58 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: all these swears will accompany my conveyed idea perfectly and can only add riveting depth, intense emotion, and most importantly, undoubtful EDGE

Go shove pebbles down your uthera.

At 10/15/12 04:57 PM, TNT wrote: There's an option to skip the process just so you can see the results. It's not too easy to find, but I can assure you that it's there (at least for me).

Sorry, should've mentioned that. Tripped me up at first, too.

[Urban-Champion]

At 10/15/12 05:37 PM, Lintire wrote:

At 10/15/12 03:58 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: all these swears will accompany my conveyed idea perfectly and can only add riveting depth, intense emotion, and most importantly, undoubtful EDGE

Go shove pebbles down your uthera.

creative and insulting, gee this makes me want to leave the bbs forever and reconsider myself as a person for hours on end oh wait no it doesn't well nice try anyways now quit being such a butthurt all the time

[Evark]

That last test was such bullshit, ha ha. I hate when tests have answers that just... don't apply, or you end up choosing an option that is something you wouldn't really do, it's just the closest possible out of the incredibly limited choices.

That said, I'm ENTJ, Neutral Good, Assertive Sub.

[Klik]

X: INTP
Y: Neutral good
Z: The submissive one
Class: mage of hope

Alright, let's roleplay fools

[4Doctodragon]

X axis: ENTJ
Y axis: True Nuetral
Z axis: The Master

"Find yourself a good little slave girl, and you're definitely good to go!" Lol. I don't know if I really trust the results of the latter quiz. I may be dominant, but I don't want to own someone... unless I'm owning their tits, ass, etc... that'd be just fine with me.

[RandomRoarness]

INTJ
Chaotic Neutral
The Assertive Sub

[T3XT]

The first quiz was by far the best one. Look at the detail of these results:

Your Type: INTP

Introvert(100%) iNtuitive(62%) iNtuitive Thinking(12%) Perceiving(22)%

You have strong preference of Introversion over Extraversion (100%)
You have distinctive preference of Intuition over Sensing (62%)
You have slight preference of Thinking over Feeling (12%)
You have slight preference of Perceiving over Judging (22%)

And it's exactly how people describe me, so I'd say it's pretty accurate too. Then again, it was made by a psychologist.

[JBK]

That last one was pretty accurate.

[Chdonga]

I consider myself lawful but all the alignment thingies I take say I'm more chaotic good/chaotic neutral. Seems fitting too.

[peep1317]

X axis: INFP
Y axis: Neutral Good
Z axis: The slave (Already knew that one) ;D

[Halberd]

In those D&D Alignment tests I always get True Neutral or Neutral Good