The fuck just happened?

[Cootie]

So anyways, my parents are gone until Sunday. They seem to leave every other weekend out of the month to go to the beach or do some activity. So, I decide to have a lady friend over.

I look at people who I have been texting and ask one to just come over and hang out. She says she has a boyfriend, but I say she can still come because she is chill to hang out with anyways without doing sexual things. So she parks her car at this gas station near my house and I come pick her up from there.

We go upstairs to my room, and I turn on Hangover Part 2 because she says she wants to see it. I lay down on the bean bag chair and then she starts rubbing on me. All of a sudden she declares, "Take me to my car!" and I tell her that she doesn't have to leave. She decides not to and we go on normally watching the movie for about ten minutes. Then she starts rubbing on me and tells me to get naked so I do.

I get on top of her then and she starts making out with me and rubbing all over me. We continue this for a few minutes and then she starts going "get off me... GET OFF!" and I do suddenly. I respond with, "why do you have to shout like I am raping you or some shit". Then she demands that I drive her to her car and I do with her silent the whole time. I apologize (even though I didn't do shit) and tell her to have a good night. She tells me "thanks for opening the door" while crying. Hypothesis is that she wanted me to hold the door open for her. Then she drives off all quick like.

What...the...fuck?

cocaine is a hell of a drug?

[PoisonHeart]

DANGERWILLROBINSONDANGER!

Sounds like a bad scene all around, man. When girls get weird like that, the weird get going.

[ChrisZonedOut]

A similar thing happened to me over the summer, crazy bitches man. That's the only explanation.

[tox]

~totally knows exactly what is happening but im to fucking lazy to tell anyone~

[Cootie]

At 10/13/12 02:38 AM, tox wrote: ~totally knows exactly what is happening but im to fucking lazy to tell anyone~

Who could be so dastardly?

[PoisonHeart]

Dude, honestly, she sounds like a mixed up girl. She said she had a boyfriend but it was cool to kick it, and mentioned she wouldn't be doing "sexual things"? If she brought that up from the start, then it was already on her mind. Maybe they (her and her boyfriend) are going through changes and she isn't sure how to handle it.

I've been there, and I regret the times I stayed for desert.

[tox]

At 10/13/12 02:39 AM, Cootie wrote:

At 10/13/12 02:38 AM, tox wrote: ~totally knows exactly what is happening but im to fucking lazy to tell anyone~

Who could be so dastardly?

you actually want me to tell stuff and not be lazy?

[Cootie]

She just sent me a text that said "Thanks for texting me and making sure I make it home okay" sarcastically. *brain explodes*

[DarkMatter]

She's obviously confused.

[tox]

At 10/13/12 02:51 AM, Cootie wrote: She just sent me a text that said "Thanks for texting me and making sure I make it home okay" sarcastically. *brain explodes*

just recently she was talking to someone that she trusts, someone that she has known for a long time, it may be a an ex or a figure head that she trusts but they mentioned something about men and how a current relationship that you dont know about is actually going, she feel that the the relationship is going down the drain and and is feeling neglected... in a odd way she starts seeing other people and trying to make more friends, but thanks to either a disjointed medication she is taking or a good old fashion set of words from her breaking down relationship she is feeling that she needs to look for other people...

she finds you and gets going with you, she is remembering a few of the other conversations that she had in her life about cheating on someone and how it is the number one thing that she must not do..

as it unfolds she is caught in a struggle for attention, lust, happiness, and companionship with multiple people that she trusts and who she thinks she can trust and who are letting her down...
if you add in a little liquid refreshment, and a few basic morals that her mom taught her about sex and what it means to a woman and a relationship you end up with a a girl that will seamlessly seem to want everything from you and then cry and then want after a re-assurance, and then a pang of morality hits and poof, a ride home from a night that a small part of her thought would be ok, when the majority of her mind is telling her that she is a terrible person that does not deserve the relationships that are around her.. .

your next move is to let her be for a little while and keep a few people from talking to her,
let her mind cool down and thusly allow her to conduct her self in a manner that she cn start to work towards a goal,

something that other forces in her life, are making her feel, that she has no push and that she cant move forward because she fails at everything...
~~~~~~~~~~

the sarcasm comes from the self disappointment in her mind that she cares less about her self then you do and that she feels worthless and thusly is worthless, and in no better then the person that is ripping her off, and showing that you care for her like that is like a knife in her side showing her what she can be but has failed to do with her own life

FUCK I NEED A PEPSI RIGHT NOW!

[Eddmario]

I THINK she might think you're "the one"

[Bolo]

Don't pursue it, buddy. Just let it be. Forget it happened.

Dis chick is some other dude's problem.

[TehFayth]

"I get on top of her then and she starts making out with me and rubbing all over me. We continue this for a few minutes and then she starts going "get off me... GET OFF!" and I do suddenly."

-

She felt it and she din't like it. It's the only solid explanation in my book.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 10/13/12 03:02 AM, tox wrote:

At 10/13/12 02:51 AM, Cootie wrote:

And we have a winner. She's confused, essentially. Stay away at all costs. That girl is a ticking time bomb of neediness and depression. She will suck you down with her faster than you can say, "I think we should take a break".

[Sprunk101]

Get the fuck out of there man, you do not want to touch that shit.

[Richard]

How about you not be a prick and don't attempt to fuck any girls who say they have a boyfriend?

How about some self control you little shit.

[Strength]

sounds like teenagers.

[Mownkey]

At 10/13/12 09:10 AM, DickBuns wrote: How about you not be a prick and don't attempt to fuck any girls who say they have a boyfriend?

YOLO.

[Trambamboline]

... Yeah, probably should have just kicked her out when she started rubbing against you.

My assumption is that she had a massive lady-boner for you, but was overcome by guilt at being a whore. Just sayin'.

[Dew]

She probably shit her pants.

[Gian]

The "why do you have to shout like I am raping you or some shit" part was hilarious.

Anyway, there are many possibilities, women always assume non logical things, always remember that.. Maybe she expected you to ask her "what is wrong baby?.." or was hoping you would give a fuck about her.. In any case, she approached with a sexual manner (oh ladies, of course I will care about your feelings if you start rubbing my dick) so she failed, like many many many MANY girls have in the past, and will do in the future.

My advice? Run.

[darkjam]

What...the...fuck?

maybe it's that time of the month?

[All-American-Badass]

If you remembered the old adage "Don't stick your dick in crazy" you would've avoided this whole ordeal.

[Psychopath]

She just got back from talking to Azathoth, that's what the fuck.

[HipnikDragomir]

She's one of those retards I hear about. Stay away.

At 10/13/12 09:10 AM, DickBuns wrote: How about you not be a prick and don't attempt to fuck any girls who say they have a boyfriend?

You must've not read that post clearly.

[Sense-Offender]

Wham! Bam! What the fuck just happened?

[Luis]

i rarely agree with dickbuns but yeah i dunno why dudes like to mess with other peoples girlfriends. are there not enough women out there that you need to go mess with someone elses broad.

[Viper]

At 10/13/12 11:59 AM, Luis wrote: i rarely agree with dickbuns but yeah i dunno why dudes like to mess with other peoples girlfriends. are there not enough women out there that you need to go mess with someone elses broad.

I completely agree with both Luis and Dickbuns on this.

Seriously what the hell man.
Learn to have some self control.

[WirelessBrain]

When she said she didn't want to do sexual things... she wanted to do sexual things , seriously though weren't you slightly weirded out when she said that OP?

[ModernPatriot]

At 10/13/12 03:23 AM, Eddmario wrote: I THINK she might think you're "the one"

The concept of there being a 1 is nonsensical.