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why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 11:15:12 Reply

I want to know, this is a serious question, I've seen the biggest loosers get hot girls, mabye I can help.


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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 11:22:18 Reply

OP do you girlfriend?

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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 11:22:49 Reply

At 10/11/12 11:15 AM, apocalypseven wrote: I want to know, this is a serious question, I've seen the biggest loosers get hot girls, mabye I can help.

hmm that 3rd statement is quite a large compliment to them in your term of biggest looser would that be classified under they're appearence or near disregard to towards socialization?

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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 11:25:12 Reply

Can even YOU call a girl your girlfriend, OP?

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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 11:29:32 Reply

Because I'm a piece of shit okay! you don't need to rub it in, you monster. I am going to go cry now to some Adele music and masturbate later.


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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 11:52:56 Reply

I cant be bothered

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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 11:54:19 Reply

Because we all know you're drowning in bitches.

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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 12:06:17 Reply

Judging by apocalypseven's Pokemon tattoos, he is getting all kinds of laid...

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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 12:12:24 Reply

At 10/11/12 12:06 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: Judging by apocalypseven's Pokemon tattoos, he is getting all kinds of laid...

any fine women of high status would fall for men with pokemon tattoos.


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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 12:14:26 Reply

because i'm a socially awkward outcast who has nerves like a baby deer around hot girls.

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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 12:27:00 Reply

At 10/11/12 11:25 AM, Daikenkini wrote: Can even YOU call a girl your girlfriend, OP?

I've had a girlfriend, I broke up with her, but she was pretty hot and liked to sex me.

At 10/11/12 11:22 AM, argile wrote:
At 10/11/12 11:15 AM, apocalypseven wrote: I want to know, this is a serious question, I've seen the biggest loosers get hot girls, mabye I can help.
hmm that 3rd statement is quite a large compliment to them in your term of biggest looser would that be classified under they're appearence or near disregard to towards socialization?

Both.

Few tips:

1: Be yourself, don't try too hard
2: Don't care what people think
3: Don't be afraid of rejection
4: Practice good hygiene and dress well, if you don't know how to dress have someone with a fashion sense help you
5: Lower your standards
6: Girls like smart guys so show the good side of your nerd


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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 12:28:23 Reply

tfw no gf

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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 12:47:44 Reply

Because I'm a fucking loser.

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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 12:55:38 Reply

I don't got the social skills

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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 13:02:17 Reply

Not that I can't I just haven't found one that I want since high school. Also that's seriously going to cut in my gaming time especially with this years fall line up. So...

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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 13:19:55 Reply

inb4: i live in a cave and i have no friends at all, not to mention a girfriend.


I am just a random user from a set of measure zero and thus am negligible.

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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 13:20:10 Reply

I hope that was rhetorical.


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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 13:22:36 Reply

At 10/11/12 12:27 PM, apocalypseven wrote: 5: Lower your standards

Well technically can't I skip the other steps and focus on this one?

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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 13:27:02 Reply

I wonder that too.I mean what's more attractive than an unfunny introvert pathetic teenager?


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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 13:29:12 Reply

At 10/11/12 01:20 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: I hope that was rhetorical.

I hope so but I can't understand your complicated words.


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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 14:46:03 Reply

At 10/11/12 11:15 AM, apocalypseven wrote: I want to know, this is a serious question, I've seen the biggest loosers get hot girls, mabye I can help.

I can't get a girlfriend because all the girls are suspicios about my wedding ring. :o


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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 14:49:50 Reply

I have a girlfriend. She moved across the country two weeks ago and I won't see her again until I get a job, get a car, get some money, and drive from Washington to Ohio. Actually I wish I didn't feel so strongly for her, because life would be easier, but oh well.


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 15:00:55 Reply

idk they only seem to want me for my dick no lie, its hard for a guy with a big heart to just be called by bitches just because I fuck like a mad man.

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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 15:03:28 Reply

Because I can pay $110 for an imported Asian masseuse to fuck me. Why would I deal with some bird who'll get attached to me and nag me and all that other crap?


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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 15:05:38 Reply

Because I'm gay and already have a boyfriend.

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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 15:07:15 Reply

At 10/11/12 12:06 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: Judging by apocalypseven's Pokemon tattoos, he is getting all kinds of laid...

Sarcasm

This thread is now about terrible life decisions.


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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 15:18:46 Reply

Nah , the ones with a tattoo of your girlfriends names are the worst since they could just dump you and you're left with a tattoo of a random name on your name for the rest of your life.

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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 15:22:26 Reply

At 10/11/12 03:18 PM, WirelessBrain wrote: Nah , the ones with a tattoo of your girlfriends names are the worst since they could just dump you and you're left with a tattoo of a random name on your name for the rest of your life.

I only date girls named Tiffany


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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 15:25:07 Reply

because my cock is too big and they get scared

but really, high standards, very poor social life, i have being quite attractive at my favor, and brilliant as a pro and con.
and as a combination of those, i dont go clubbing nor do drugs (alcohol included), what it seems to be a great deal in modern mating rituals


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Response to why can't you guys get girlfriends 2012-10-11 15:26:17 Reply

At 10/11/12 03:25 PM, kakalxlax wrote: modern mating rituals

I think I've pinpointed the exact reason why you're still a virgin.