Hello, ladies and gentlemen!
Can you believe it's already October 11th? No? Neither can I!
I expected my new album, Incorrigible, to release today; alas, I got bogged down with schoolwork, and so the album has been delayed.
Now, for the two people who were actually interested in this album, I apologize for the delay. But I also realize that apologizing doesn't make this okay, and it certainly doesn't go back in time and solve the problem.
So what I'm doing is this:
1) If you go to this bandcamp page, you can "pre-order" Incorrigible. (This isn't the actual album, it's just a placeholder! Technically, you're not buying anything at this point.)
2) On December 11th (the day before the album comes out), you'll receive an e-mail with a download code.
3) You'll go to this page, enter the download code, and you'll be able to download the album.
So what's the benefit of pre-ordering? Excellent question: I'm glad you asked!
First off, pre-orders will receive the "Special Edition." This is an extended version of the album, with several extra tracks: in other words, it'll be a 10 or 11-track album instead of a 6-track EP.
Secondly, you'll get a bonus .zip folder. This folder contains two soundtracks: my score to Trippin Kitchen" (which was previously released as a separate album), and my score for an upcoming iOS game -- but shhh! that's all I can tell you about it at this point, because it's a secret :D There will also be some unreleased tracks from other games I'm working on, or have worked on in the past.
And finally, you'll get some nude pics.
(I'm just kidding about the nude pics.)
If you don't feel like giving me $2 -- or more, if you want! :D -- then you can go and sit in the corner with all of the other losers who will also wait for the official album release. (I'm just kidding - I love all of you.)
And, hey, did I mention that the album releases on December 12th, and costs $2? Yeah, I thought so.
Okay, now seriously, why are you even still reading this? GO AND PRE-ORDER THAT JAWN, YO!