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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 11:30 PM Reply

Rope, sleeping pills, Monopoly.


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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 11:34 PM Reply

An axe, a shovel, and one of those plastic storage tub things


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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 11th, 2012 @ 12:00 AM Reply

Gloves, bleach and a knife.


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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 11th, 2012 @ 01:17 AM Reply

It's Buy* BUY BUY!!!

A box of Entennmans Donuts, A gallon of Iced tea and a copy of King of Fighters XIII


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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 11th, 2012 @ 01:28 AM Reply

Wait changed my mind.
A chainsaw, some rope, and a video camera.


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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 11th, 2012 @ 03:05 AM Reply

Hm, maybe a hack saw, cupcake pan, and leather straps.

Or maybe wrapping paper, a birthday card for a 5 year old girl, and a copy of Fifty Shades of Gray


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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 11th, 2012 @ 03:08 AM Reply

Bread, peanut butter, and KY Jelly.


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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 11th, 2012 @ 03:20 AM Reply

a shotgun, a bible, and a shovel.

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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 11th, 2012 @ 09:43 AM Reply

It's Halloween season so I guess I'll change mine up.
A pack of razor blades, bag of apples, and instant caramel mix.


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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 11th, 2012 @ 10:13 AM Reply

A batman costume, a belt and a door handle.

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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 11th, 2012 @ 10:58 AM Reply

Treadmill,Bowflex SelectTech 552 Dumbbells and Ultimate Body Shop

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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 11th, 2012 @ 11:56 AM Reply

Naruto/Bleach/crappy manga.

Lemon yogurt.

Firecrackers.


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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 11th, 2012 @ 12:52 PM Reply

childrens swim suit
super soaker
gasoline

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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 11th, 2012 @ 01:05 PM Reply

Three Ke$ha CDs


This is a song about cum on hotel walls.

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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 11th, 2012 @ 02:54 PM Reply

At 10/11/12 03:05 AM, Eddmario wrote:

Or maybe wrapping paper, a birthday card for a 5 year old girl, and a copy of Fifty Shades of Gray

This one wins for creativity.

I would buy Catwoman starring Halle Berry. And that's it.

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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 11th, 2012 @ 02:59 PM Reply

A book of gold star stickers, a tank of propane and a copy of Mein Kampf.


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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 13th, 2012 @ 02:00 AM Reply

A lighter, some matches, and some propain.

Hank hill likes propain

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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 13th, 2012 @ 06:37 AM Reply

Cordless Drill. Zip-Ties. Lube.

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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 13th, 2012 @ 06:43 AM Reply

At 10/11/12 02:59 PM, w33zl wrote: a copy of Mein Kampf.

They sell that at Wal-mart?


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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 13th, 2012 @ 03:08 PM Reply

At 10/10/12 11:09 PM, Chdonga wrote:
At 10/10/12 07:54 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: who buys things from walmart when you can easily get them from the vastly superior Target
ftfy

Okay I'll bite. A can of computer duster, an exacto knife, and a tube of playdoh.

Hahaha I actually bought that exact thing last week


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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 13th, 2012 @ 04:28 PM Reply

A Kitchen chair, a rope, and duct tape.


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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 13th, 2012 @ 04:29 PM Reply

This is still going?


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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 13th, 2012 @ 06:26 PM Reply

100 feet of low gauge speaker wire, zip ties and a pack of razor blades oughta do the trick,


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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 13th, 2012 @ 06:36 PM Reply

A cane, plastic cable ties, and handcuffs.

Unless, of course, he likes that kind of stuff

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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 13th, 2012 @ 07:56 PM Reply

Plastic wrap, rubber bands, lube.

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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 13th, 2012 @ 10:40 PM Reply

Fact: Walmart cashiers do not give a shit what you buy.

I purchased two 25-pound weights and a rope from a Walmart at about 4 in the morning one day, and the fucking old lady at the register told me to "have a nice day."


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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 13th, 2012 @ 11:09 PM Reply

bleach, ammonia and water balloon's.

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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 13th, 2012 @ 11:30 PM Reply

Condoms, ski mask, shovel


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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 13th, 2012 @ 11:34 PM Reply

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Pregnancy test
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(optional) video camera


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Response to The Wal-Mart Game Oct. 15th, 2012 @ 02:33 AM Reply

hard mode is none of the items can be related to sex, no lube, no condoms, etc.
tissues, pvc pipe, and a my little pony toy
yu-gi-oh cards, garbage bags, and a baseball bat
a crucifix, motor oil, and children's underwear (preferably boys)
a hacksaw, tissues, and a children's towel
some sort of sleeping medication, candy, and a camera
a cucumber, a girl's toy, and air freshener