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My cat killed a squirrel Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 09:50 AM Reply

So my cat brought me a squirrel in its entirety this morning that it brutally slaughtered on his morning hunt. Question is, what am I supposed to do with it?

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Response to My cat killed a squirrel Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 09:52 AM Reply

Grab its cock.

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Response to My cat killed a squirrel Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 10:58 AM Reply

Ritually sacrifice the squirrel carcass in a failed attempt to please and honor your cat with an overdone tribute.
Then give him treats as a thank-you for the gift.
Then turn that picture into a LOLcat for my amusement.


It's time to get pissed off.

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Response to My cat killed a squirrel Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 11:06 AM Reply

"Well done Mittens, now he can't show us his nut stash anymore."


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Response to My cat killed a squirrel Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 11:24 AM Reply

The other day I saw a dead squirrel underneath my car after I pulled off, but I damn sure didn't kill it,; so my only conclusion was that poor fella had a heart attack because it looked like it was sleeping


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Response to My cat killed a squirrel Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 12:21 PM Reply

tee bag it


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Response to My cat killed a squirrel Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 12:49 PM Reply

That's pretty cool, my cat tried to catch some but the squirrels here are vicious as fuck, and cut his upper lip pretty bad. He's killed some birds and hundreds of mice though.


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Response to My cat killed a squirrel Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 12:58 PM Reply

I found a chunk of bird and a mess of feathers outside in the yards walkway about a week ago. Definitely my cat's doing.

I'm so proud~
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Response to My cat killed a squirrel Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 03:20 PM Reply

i think i made it more depressing than funny, but whatever.

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Response to My cat killed a squirrel Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 03:55 PM Reply

Kill your cat. Since it enjoys taking lvfes your own life is in danger


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Response to My cat killed a squirrel Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 04:40 PM Reply

Really that's it? My cat kills rabbits and eats them on the porch. He really does. It's actually annoying as it makes a huge mess and he only eats about half of it.


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Response to My cat killed a squirrel Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 05:01 PM Reply

Use it as bait to lure bigger animals for the cat to hunt.


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Response to My cat killed a squirrel Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 05:07 PM Reply

Bury the poor little fella.


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Response to My cat killed a squirrel Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 05:16 PM Reply

Your cat is awesome. When i start the mass genocide of these fur-balls I'll grant him a warriors death.


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Response to My cat killed a squirrel Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 05:25 PM Reply

Ooh you better watch it. PETA will see this and they will come to your house and dump blood on you and the cat.

It's just population control. Around here cars are used for that :P


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Response to My cat killed a squirrel Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 06:53 PM Reply

If I had a pet cheetah what would it give to me?


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Response to My cat killed a squirrel Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 07:18 PM Reply

At 10/10/12 06:53 PM, froggerfreak wrote: If I had a pet cheetah what would it give to me?

Introduce it to your enemies and find out!


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Response to My cat killed a squirrel Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 07:19 PM Reply

Cats suck, beat the cat with the dead squirell.


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