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Response to Becoming A Hitman Oct. 10th, 2012 @ 09:27 PM Reply

it was a good troll


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Response to Becoming A Hitman Oct. 11th, 2012 @ 01:18 PM Reply

At 10/10/12 01:38 PM, jjjkuk wrote: Just because you're a hitman, doesn't make you immune to the law.

This is hypothetical.

At 10/10/12 09:18 PM, Dew wrote:

It doesn't matter what weapon you use, or how quickly the target dies, as long as you can confirm success by physically seeing the body.
I'd hit anyone if it was for you emma. ;)

not sexually tho, that ain't right.

I'll call you up sometime this week.

I got a list of about 15 people for you to choose from!

not sexually

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Response to Becoming A Hitman Oct. 11th, 2012 @ 05:42 PM Reply

Do you think assassins have to show a resume before they're hired?


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Response to Becoming A Hitman Oct. 11th, 2012 @ 05:57 PM Reply

At 10/10/12 03:33 PM, The-Great-One wrote: To be a hitman would be assuming that someone would have the balls to kill another human being. I doubt many users here are capable of that unless their own lives are threatened, and even then they would panic.

I Think you have too much faith in humanity. Perhaps too little in my case. I've seen a decent amount of human reations to situations and they get physical over the most trival things. Anyone of us are more than able to do it. Would they do it in a heart beat. Would they regret it? Now thats a number you should be interested in.

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Response to Becoming A Hitman Oct. 11th, 2012 @ 06:09 PM Reply

At 10/11/12 05:57 PM, FutalRage wrote:
I Think you have too much faith in humanity. Perhaps too little in my case. I've seen a decent amount of human reations to situations and they get physical over the most trival things. Anyone of us are more than able to do it. Would they do it in a heart beat. Would they regret it? Now thats a number you should be interested in.

This isn't anything to do with the current topic but dude, you didn't think your username through.

FUTA RAGE.

I hope bears no contribution towards your faith in humanity.


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Response to Becoming A Hitman Oct. 12th, 2012 @ 01:17 PM Reply

At 10/9/12 09:36 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Would you kill someone for money if you were immune from the law for doing so?

What's the minimum payment you would accept for a target who is a stranger? What if it was a friend? Relative?

It doesn't matter what weapon you use, or how quickly the target dies, as long as you can confirm success by physically seeing the body.

OF COURSE, I WOULDNT EVEN HESITATE!
Friend- 500000 dollars
STRANGER 100000 DOLLARS
RELATIVE- WOULD NEVER IN MY LIFE KILL A RELATIVE, UNLESS THEYRE A BAD IN PERSON IN GENERAL.


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Response to Becoming A Hitman Oct. 12th, 2012 @ 02:46 PM Reply

I'd be quite happy doing it, minimum price must be £5,000, no family/friends, but i have no problem with ending the life of another being. I'd just visualise them as some mass-rapist-paedophile-murderer-war-crime-committer man


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Response to Becoming A Hitman Oct. 12th, 2012 @ 03:10 PM Reply

I would do it for $10,000 bucks. To be honest though, I don't think i'm mentally capable of killing another human being. I'm going to have to learn to not give a fuck because i'm joining the Marines in 3 years. Hopefully there will be no war going on at that time.


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Response to Becoming A Hitman Oct. 12th, 2012 @ 03:24 PM Reply

I know where to go if I need the world's supply of cheapest hitmen ever.

newgrounds.


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Response to Becoming A Hitman Oct. 12th, 2012 @ 03:30 PM Reply

At 10/9/12 09:36 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Would you kill someone for money if you were immune from the law for doing so?

Yes. I hate humans anyway.
Being serious here.


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Response to Becoming A Hitman Oct. 15th, 2012 @ 07:52 AM Reply

At 10/11/12 06:09 PM, BrockManson wrote:
At 10/11/12 05:57 PM, FutalRage wrote:
I Think you have too much faith in humanity. Perhaps too little in my case. I've seen a decent amount of human reations to situations and they get physical over the most trival things. Anyone of us are more than able to do it. Would they do it in a heart beat. Would they regret it? Now thats a number you should be interested in.
This isn't anything to do with the current topic but dude, you didn't think your username through.

FUTA RAGE.

I hope bears no contribution towards your faith in humanity.

You missed an L, good job basic reading failed . Now that that is past you should look back at what I was commenting to in the nice little quote right above the post that way it is much easier for ou to keep track of what I am talking about and weather it is on topic or not.

By the way Now we would be off topic, good job