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At 10/9/12 09:29 PM, JoeAbbt-Grimes wrote: I work at a nursing home and need some sexually suggestive pictures to put in my going away slide show
I'm pretty sure that violates some sort of law.
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Even if it's not, I suggest you involve fireworks
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At 10/9/12 09:29 PM, JoeAbbt-Grimes wrote: I work at a nursing home
This was a better punch line than the punch line.
Don't do that you asshole.
Just play some Rick Astley for them. I'm sure one of them is young enough to know Rickrolling.
At 10/9/12 09:29 PM, JoeAbbt-Grimes wrote: I work at a nursing home and need some sexually suggestive pictures to put in my going away slide show
Thats kind of messed up to make a whole bunch of elders that don't have a lot more time to live, extremely uncomfortable and disgusted.
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reenact WWII or the Korean War. you should get some good reactions.
Put a screamer at the end of your presentation (you know, those things around the internet that have a horrifying face, followed by a scream). Hilarity will ensue.
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At 10/10/12 11:32 AM, RyderOmega wrote: Put a screamer at the end of your presentation (you know, those things around the internet that have a horrifying face, followed by a scream). Hilarity will ensue.
The old people would have heart attacks.
furry porn tends to get everyone up in arms
Do something they'll actually care about, like financial theft.
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At 10/10/12 05:56 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: furry porn tends to get everyone up in arms
I could give him an entire montage of pictures
At 10/10/12 06:08 PM, Xenomit wrote:At 10/10/12 05:56 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: furry porn tends to get everyone up in armsI could give him an entire montage of pictures
Why do all of your pictures have a red edge.
At 10/10/12 06:12 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:At 10/10/12 06:08 PM, Xenomit wrote:Why do all of your pictures have a red edge.At 10/10/12 05:56 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: furry porn tends to get everyone up in armsI could give him an entire montage of pictures
To sensor them, I have to screen cap them and use a little editor tool that comes with it
Any time I do a little screen capture, it puts that thing there automatically, I don't know why and I don't know how I can keep it from doing that
Just use it to know when I post a full picture, and when I post a screen cap
At 10/9/12 09:29 PM, JoeAbbt-Grimes wrote: I work at a nursing home and need some sexually suggestive pictures to put in my going away slide show
3 slides:
1. SUCK.
2. IT.
3. FUCKERZ.
At 10/10/12 06:08 PM, Xenomit wrote:At 10/10/12 05:56 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: furry porn tends to get everyone up in armsI could give him an entire montage of pictures
I'm laughing as if i've just stepped on a rusty nail.
thanks for sharing again xenomit and make sure to keep that creativity bar set low as usual
At 10/10/12 06:46 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: thanks for sharing again xenomit and make sure to keep that creativity bar set low as usual
Doesn't need to be creative, just sexy
At 10/10/12 06:59 PM, Xenomit wrote:At 10/10/12 06:46 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: thanks for sharing again xenomit and make sure to keep that creativity bar set low as usualDoesn't need to be creative, just sexy
why appeal to everyone else when you can appeal to yourself
At 10/10/12 07:01 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:At 10/10/12 06:59 PM, Xenomit wrote:why appeal to everyone else when you can appeal to yourselfAt 10/10/12 06:46 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: thanks for sharing again xenomit and make sure to keep that creativity bar set low as usualDoesn't need to be creative, just sexy
And the furry community here
But you're not going to do it. You would have just found pics on your own instead of posting here if you were.
At 10/10/12 07:14 PM, Xenomit wrote:At 10/10/12 07:01 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:And the furry community hereAt 10/10/12 06:59 PM, Xenomit wrote:why appeal to everyone else when you can appeal to yourselfAt 10/10/12 06:46 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: thanks for sharing again xenomit and make sure to keep that creativity bar set low as usualDoesn't need to be creative, just sexy
and you can keep telling yourself you don't suck eggs and pretend as if your misunderstood and broken theories of renowned geniuses make you smarter than everyone else hewhooooops finger slipped sorry didn't mean to leave this extremely homosexual picture in my post wellp at least i hope it makes you feel even more normal than you already are
At 10/10/12 08:03 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: hewhooooops finger slipped sorry didn't mean to leave this extremely homosexual picture in my post wellp at least i hope it makes you feel even more normal than you already are
That guy is ugly as shit
This is why you should never send your old folks to a nursing home.
At 10/10/12 08:05 PM, Xenomit wrote:At 10/10/12 08:03 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: hewhooooops finger slipped sorry didn't mean to leave this extremely homosexual picture in my post wellp at least i hope it makes you feel even more normal than you already areThat guy is ugly as shit
uhuh keep talking
At 10/10/12 08:10 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:At 10/10/12 08:05 PM, Xenomit wrote:uhuh keep talkingAt 10/10/12 08:03 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: hewhooooops finger slipped sorry didn't mean to leave this extremely homosexual picture in my post wellp at least i hope it makes you feel even more normal than you already areThat guy is ugly as shit
lol, facial hair
At 10/10/12 08:11 PM, Xenomit wrote:At 10/10/12 08:10 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:lol, facial hairAt 10/10/12 08:05 PM, Xenomit wrote:uhuh keep talkingAt 10/10/12 08:03 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:That guy is ugly as shit
hey xenomit
nothing except more men
Pony Porn. Tons of it. That'll weird 'em out.
;;;
When I seen the title "Want to go out with a bang"
I immediately thought 'strap yourself to the front of a cannon'
After reading your post I thought .... maybe drum majors in scanty attire ~;p
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Dress up and act like a mentally and physically scarred veteran. I am sure the residents will love that.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
eat a load of egg mayonaise laxative sandwhcihes and just rip your anus open like a goatse and fire shit at all of them then runaway.
Death cures a fool