I ejaculate into a metal bucket for several days to create a large quantity of manjuice, when ready I drill a hole through a dildo and thread a pipe through it into the bucket. Then I can finally pleasure myself, fucking my body with the large dildo while pumping my crusting fluids into my anus. It is the only way I am able to orgasm properly.
How do you like to pleasure yourself? Anything special you find you need to do?
I lure children in with apples, then shove them into my trunk.
I'm just a dreamer.
I am trying to learn hands-free. Fucking tough as shit though.
My Youtube channel
http://www.youtube.com/user/fuzzum1 11
If you get a ban, it was totally worth it. 10/10, I love you. -Skaren
Bitte meine beliebte Nazi mods, keine bannerino, weil ich auch ein Nazi Scwein bin! Danke schön
It's not a bug, it's a feature!
At 10/9/12 02:35 PM, Ahnimal wrote: This thread is surprisingly hilarious
This post is unbelievably right.
I watch pornography. 'Nuff said there methinks.
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame.
At 10/9/12 02:57 PM, Conal wrote: I have sex.
Get out of this thread loser.
Bitte meine beliebte Nazi mods, keine bannerino, weil ich auch ein Nazi Scwein bin! Danke schön
Hmm , so how does your crusty man chowder feel exactly after you've reached climax exactly Trixy?
I walk out on the crime filled streets with my bro and fight gangs with my bare hands and whatever I can find in garbage cans and crates.
First blood! First topic of 2010!
KC Green has just won my heart.
Kogey made a sig, but it was too much for me to handle.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
At 10/9/12 07:16 PM, Gagsy wrote: You've turned into Mechabloby.
All in my plan to conquer your admiration!
At 10/9/12 02:29 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:At 10/9/12 02:12 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: I am trying to learn hands-free. Fucking tough as shit though.What's the technique?
Don't fap for roughly two weeks. Nothing.
Train yourself to visualize your sex. vividly. Get into a comfortable position and play out a scene in your head. Your brain is your best sex organ it really is. you work yourself up mentally, your breathing gets more shallow, your heartbeat increases, you can really feel the orgasm coming on.
It's one of the single most intense ways to cum known.
My Youtube channel
http://www.youtube.com/user/fuzzum1 11
If you get a ban, it was totally worth it. 10/10, I love you. -Skaren
At 10/9/12 07:19 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
All in my plan to conquer your admiration!
I appreciate this post.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
Glass of scotch and some Wittgenstein by a fire.
Triple penetration with elongated fruits. Especially cucumbers.
gorp
I love my pleasure....soo much so!! oh green green <3
Sexy Yes? I would think so :3
"you hate gays, believe in god, and dislike my posts, I still think you're cool"-FurryFox
"TarahlovesJBKscawk"-Tarah, "Those (under)pants are just adorable"-Gagsy
i frequently watch 2 girls 1 cup
that usually gets me started
if not, i resort to big black booty
I jerk myself off, and then cry in shower for about 20 minutes. Then I repeat the processes until the day ends and I can go to bed. But only to wake up to another day of life.
This is where I wrote something funny
I was going to post something but the OP just stunned me to silence.
I like to teabag noobs whenever I'm playing FPS games. It gives me that "funny" feeling.
DON'T JUDGE ME.
TEABAGGIN' AIN'T EASY
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