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How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 02:06 PM Reply

I ejaculate into a metal bucket for several days to create a large quantity of manjuice, when ready I drill a hole through a dildo and thread a pipe through it into the bucket. Then I can finally pleasure myself, fucking my body with the large dildo while pumping my crusting fluids into my anus. It is the only way I am able to orgasm properly.

How do you like to pleasure yourself? Anything special you find you need to do?


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 02:08 PM Reply

what


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 02:10 PM Reply

Killing small insects makes me hot.


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 02:11 PM Reply

I lure children in with apples, then shove them into my trunk.


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 02:12 PM Reply

u wot m8?

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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 02:12 PM Reply

I am trying to learn hands-free. Fucking tough as shit though.


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 02:28 PM Reply

I watch Pr0n


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 02:35 PM Reply

This thread is surprisingly hilarious


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 02:57 PM Reply

I have sex.


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 02:57 PM Reply

At 10/9/12 02:35 PM, Ahnimal wrote: This thread is surprisingly hilarious

This post is unbelievably right.

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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 02:58 PM Reply

I watch pornography. 'Nuff said there methinks.


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 03:04 PM Reply

trying 2 hard


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 03:08 PM Reply

At 10/9/12 02:57 PM, Conal wrote: I have sex.

Get out of this thread loser.


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 03:17 PM Reply

At 10/9/12 02:06 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: I ejaculate into a metal bucket for several days to create a large quantity of manjuice
It is the only way I am able to orgasm properly.

here i was thinking ejaculation was only achievable via "proper" orgasm

this shit should be on nat geo


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 03:18 PM Reply

Depends on the director.


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 03:18 PM Reply

Hmm , so how does your crusty man chowder feel exactly after you've reached climax exactly Trixy?

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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 07:14 PM Reply

I walk out on the crime filled streets with my bro and fight gangs with my bare hands and whatever I can find in garbage cans and crates.


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 07:16 PM Reply

You've turned into Mechabloby.


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 07:19 PM Reply

At 10/9/12 07:16 PM, Gagsy wrote: You've turned into Mechabloby.

All in my plan to conquer your admiration!


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 07:23 PM Reply

At 10/9/12 02:06 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: I ejaculate into a metal bucket for several days to create a large quantity of manjuice, when ready I drill a hole through a dildo and thread a pipe through it into the bucket. Then I can finally pleasure myself, fucking my body with the large dildo while pumping my crusting fluids into my anus. It is the only way I am able to orgasm properly.

How do you like to pleasure yourself? Anything special you find you need to do?

Sounds sexy ^.^
My methodology is fairly typical.

I look up some kind of porn (typically shota, AB/DL or some other miscellaneous fetish) or fantasize while fucking myself with a dildo and stroking myself.

Awful vanilla for me, huh?

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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 07:33 PM Reply

like this


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 07:36 PM Reply

At 10/9/12 02:29 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:
At 10/9/12 02:12 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: I am trying to learn hands-free. Fucking tough as shit though.
What's the technique?

Don't fap for roughly two weeks. Nothing.

Train yourself to visualize your sex. vividly. Get into a comfortable position and play out a scene in your head. Your brain is your best sex organ it really is. you work yourself up mentally, your breathing gets more shallow, your heartbeat increases, you can really feel the orgasm coming on.

It's one of the single most intense ways to cum known.


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 07:39 PM Reply

At 10/9/12 07:19 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
All in my plan to conquer your admiration!

I appreciate this post.


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 08:13 PM Reply

Glass of scotch and some Wittgenstein by a fire.


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 08:31 PM Reply

Triple penetration with elongated fruits. Especially cucumbers.


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 08:36 PM Reply

I just flip on some porn and rub.

I'm so boring.

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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 9th, 2012 @ 09:01 PM Reply

I love my pleasure....soo much so!! oh green green <3


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 12th, 2012 @ 06:30 AM Reply

jacking off

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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 12th, 2012 @ 06:32 AM Reply

I eat chocolate to pleasure myself.


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Response to How do you pleasure yourself? Oct. 12th, 2012 @ 07:05 AM Reply

MASTURBATION