How do you pleasure yourself?

[Ragnarokia]

I ejaculate into a metal bucket for several days to create a large quantity of manjuice, when ready I drill a hole through a dildo and thread a pipe through it into the bucket. Then I can finally pleasure myself, fucking my body with the large dildo while pumping my crusting fluids into my anus. It is the only way I am able to orgasm properly.

How do you like to pleasure yourself? Anything special you find you need to do?

[tox]

what

[mandog]

Killing small insects makes me hot.

[sweet21]

I lure children in with apples, then shove them into my trunk.

[GalacticDeath]

u wot m8?

[fuzzum111]

I am trying to learn hands-free. Fucking tough as shit though.

[SubparTony]

I watch Pr0n

[Ahnimal]

This thread is surprisingly hilarious

[Conal]

I have sex.

[Mownkey]

At 10/9/12 02:35 PM, Ahnimal wrote: This thread is surprisingly hilarious

This post is unbelievably right.

[Crazywill]

I watch pornography. 'Nuff said there methinks.

[Tobi]

trying 2 hard

[SubparTony]

At 10/9/12 02:57 PM, Conal wrote: I have sex.

Get out of this thread loser.

[Wunderbar]

At 10/9/12 02:06 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: I ejaculate into a metal bucket for several days to create a large quantity of manjuice
It is the only way I am able to orgasm properly.

here i was thinking ejaculation was only achievable via "proper" orgasm

this shit should be on nat geo

[Emma]

Depends on the director.

[argile]

Hmm , so how does your crusty man chowder feel exactly after you've reached climax exactly Trixy?

[Rad]

I walk out on the crime filled streets with my bro and fight gangs with my bare hands and whatever I can find in garbage cans and crates.

[Gagsy]

You've turned into Mechabloby.

[Ragnarokia]

At 10/9/12 07:16 PM, Gagsy wrote: You've turned into Mechabloby.

All in my plan to conquer your admiration!

[zag]

At 10/9/12 02:06 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: I ejaculate into a metal bucket for several days to create a large quantity of manjuice, when ready I drill a hole through a dildo and thread a pipe through it into the bucket. Then I can finally pleasure myself, fucking my body with the large dildo while pumping my crusting fluids into my anus. It is the only way I am able to orgasm properly.

How do you like to pleasure yourself? Anything special you find you need to do?

Sounds sexy ^.^
My methodology is fairly typical.

I look up some kind of porn (typically shota, AB/DL or some other miscellaneous fetish) or fantasize while fucking myself with a dildo and stroking myself.

Awful vanilla for me, huh?

[Sense-Offender]

like this

[fuzzum111]

At 10/9/12 02:29 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:

At 10/9/12 02:12 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: I am trying to learn hands-free. Fucking tough as shit though.

What's the technique?

Don't fap for roughly two weeks. Nothing.

Train yourself to visualize your sex. vividly. Get into a comfortable position and play out a scene in your head. Your brain is your best sex organ it really is. you work yourself up mentally, your breathing gets more shallow, your heartbeat increases, you can really feel the orgasm coming on.

It's one of the single most intense ways to cum known.

[Gagsy]

At 10/9/12 07:19 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

All in my plan to conquer your admiration!

I appreciate this post.

[Ganon-Dorf]

Glass of scotch and some Wittgenstein by a fire.

[Drake]

Triple penetration with elongated fruits. Especially cucumbers.

[Entice]

I just flip on some porn and rub.

I'm so boring.

[badfurrykitty]

I love my pleasure....soo much so!! oh green green <3

[EisUndStahl]

jacking off

[JBK]

I eat chocolate to pleasure myself.

[BumFodder]

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