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You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 07:58 PM Reply

...for 10 hours.

You walk into your room and see this. It's ready for you.

what do you do?

You're home alone...


- [22:09:28] CASH MANN: fuck you dale - LIVE LOVE A$VP - #23 -

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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 07:59 PM Reply

Use it to get rid of those pesky robbers....

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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 07:59 PM Reply

Throw it away. Water melons aren't all that tasty.


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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:00 PM Reply

At 10/7/12 07:58 PM, Addict wrote:
what do you do?

Eat the small piece and then go back on my computer.

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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:00 PM Reply

Ram my dick so hard in the hole until it comes out the other side

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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:00 PM Reply

Put my penis inside it.


Why bother trying if we all just end up dying?

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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:01 PM Reply

Slice it into quarters and eat one of the quarters

what else?
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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:01 PM Reply

Get a pen, draw some faces on it then cut it and eat some.


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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:02 PM Reply

At 10/7/12 08:00 PM, Jakehinojo wrote: Put my penis inside it.

1. There is a very small hole cut out. You must have a very small penis.

2. It's a watermelon, that shit would hurt


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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:04 PM Reply

At 10/7/12 08:02 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 10/7/12 08:00 PM, Jakehinojo wrote: Put my penis inside it.
1. There is a very small hole cut out. You must have a very small penis.

2. It's a watermelon, that shit would hurt

I hear if you microwave them they get soft or some such fuckery.

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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:04 PM Reply

At 10/7/12 08:03 PM, daethdrain wrote:
At 10/7/12 08:02 PM, Xenomit wrote:
2. It's a watermelon, that shit would hurt
what

It's all rough and shit


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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:04 PM Reply

who the fuck put a watermelon on my counter

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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:05 PM Reply

I would eat the watermelon. Nothing else to do really, being home alone for 10 hours and all.


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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:05 PM Reply

I'll do...what I was born to do! I have always known that I would have to do this one day1

I would fuck it.

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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:07 PM Reply

At 10/7/12 08:05 PM, daethdrain wrote: No it's not.

Uh, yeah it is? Have you ever had a watermelon? It's completely solid, it's rough, ect.

Just because it's pink and wet doesn't mean it's gonna feel good.

Maybe you've just lost all sensitivity down there, it would be like rubbing your cock against a rock that's been slathered in lotion


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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:08 PM Reply

At 10/7/12 08:02 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 10/7/12 08:00 PM, Jakehinojo wrote: Put my penis inside it.
1. There is a very small hole cut out. You must have a very small penis.

I can make a bigger hole


Why bother trying if we all just end up dying?

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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:09 PM Reply

At 10/7/12 08:07 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 10/7/12 08:05 PM, daethdrain wrote: No it's not.
Uh, yeah it is? Have you ever had a watermelon? It's completely solid, it's rough, ect.

Just because it's pink and wet doesn't mean it's gonna feel good.

Maybe you've just lost all sensitivity down there, it would be like rubbing your cock against a rock that's been slathered in lotion

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE ONLY FORUM IN WHICH I HAVE SEEN TWO USERS ARGUE OVER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO FUCK A FRUIT

AND I MUST SAY I AM GODDAMN PROUD TO EMBRACE SUCH A FACT


- [22:09:28] CASH MANN: fuck you dale - LIVE LOVE A$VP - #23 -

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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:11 PM Reply

Mash up the insides, fill it with cold vodka,lemonade,sangria wine, and enjoy a refresh grown folk beverage.
Ill call it, The Mizz Juicy Drank.


HEY BOO!!!

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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:12 PM Reply

At 10/7/12 08:11 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: Mash up the insides, fill it with cold vodka,lemonade,sangria wine, and enjoy a refresh grown folk beverage.
Ill call it, The Mizz Juicy Drank.

I might actually try that....

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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:14 PM Reply

At 10/7/12 08:12 PM, TheCrimsonWidow wrote:
At 10/7/12 08:11 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: Mash up the insides, fill it with cold vodka,lemonade,sangria wine, and enjoy a refresh grown folk beverage.
Ill call it, The Mizz Juicy Drank.
I might actually try that....

sit back + relax

i'll make it for you

and then lace it with LSD, promethazine, and liquidized psychedelic mushrooms


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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:15 PM Reply

At 10/7/12 08:11 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: Mash up the insides, fill it with cold vodka,lemonade,sangria wine, and enjoy a refresh grown folk beverage.
Ill call it, The Mizz Juicy Drank.

Oh my god that sounds lovely.


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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:19 PM Reply

i'd disregard the hole, cut a few slices and eat it.

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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:19 PM Reply

At 10/7/12 08:11 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: Mash up the insides, fill it with cold vodka,lemonade,sangria wine, and enjoy a refresh grown folk beverage.
Ill call it, The Mizz Juicy Drank.

Wow, that actually sounds pretty awesome. I never would have thought of that.


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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:22 PM Reply

I'd wear the watermelon as a hat. Green looks good on gingers.


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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:23 PM Reply

eat it with some grape koolaid becuz im black

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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:25 PM Reply

At 10/7/12 08:14 PM, Addict wrote:
At 10/7/12 08:12 PM, TheCrimsonWidow wrote:
At 10/7/12 08:11 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote:
sit back + relax

i'll make it for you

and then lace it with LSD, promethazine, and liquidized psychedelic mushrooms

Its going to be a loooooong 10 hours.


HEY BOO!!!

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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:32 PM Reply

At 10/7/12 08:11 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: Mash up the insides, fill it with cold vodka,lemonade,sangria wine, and enjoy a refresh grown folk beverage.
Ill call it, The Mizz Juicy Drank.

I can't drink alcohol, my liver doesn't handle it well

In all honesty I really do have a bad liver
Not that I want to drink alcohol, it's pretty stupid

You're home alone...


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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:33 PM Reply

At 10/7/12 08:32 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 10/7/12 08:11 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: Mash up the insides, fill it with cold vodka,lemonade,sangria wine, and enjoy a refresh grown folk beverage.
Ill call it, The Mizz Juicy Drank.
I can't drink alcohol, my liver doesn't handle it well

wow that must suck bro

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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:35 PM Reply

At 10/7/12 08:33 PM, Yert wrote:
At 10/7/12 08:32 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 10/7/12 08:11 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: Mash up the insides, fill it with cold vodka,lemonade,sangria wine, and enjoy a refresh grown folk beverage.
Ill call it, The Mizz Juicy Drank.
I can't drink alcohol, my liver doesn't handle it well
wow that must suck bro

Like I said, I don't even want to drink alcohol, it's kinda stupid

It's pointless, you're poisoning yourself so you can feel good for a little while and then hurt the next day

It's stupid


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Response to You're home alone... Oct. 7th, 2012 @ 08:39 PM Reply

At 10/7/12 07:58 PM, Addict wrote: ...for 10 hours.

You walk into your room and see this. It's ready for you.

what do you do?

Take it outside, load it up onto my catapult, launch it in a random direction away from my house, and continue on with my crappy internet life