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Bionic implants.

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Bionic implants. 2012-10-06 22:51:07


If it was possible to mechanically augment yourself, would you do it, and if you would, what would you do?

I'd get a device that helps my brain compute things, like a built in calculator, because fuck math.


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Response to Bionic implants. 2012-10-06 22:55:09


At 10/6/12 10:51 PM, Suprememessage wrote: If it was possible to mechanically augment yourself, would you do it, and if you would, what would you do?

I'd get a device that helps my brain compute things, like a built in calculator, because fuck math.

Mechanical nostrils.


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Response to Bionic implants. 2012-10-06 23:02:22


I'd get fucking Adam Jensen-tier decked out in that shit.

Response to Bionic implants. 2012-10-06 23:11:29


Brain calculator sounds good. Also, I would like bionic arms and legs. Force and speed, g2g.

Would like filtration system to clean out the blood, make sure it's hyper pure so that I don't have collection of bad fats and cholesterols.


I go to school to study how high frequency sound waves can heal, ...or KILL.

Response to Bionic implants. 2012-10-06 23:17:38


I'd avoid prosthetics, considering there's no way that would ever cost less then a fucking fortune. Neural implants seem like a great idea, along with eyesight and epidermis enhancements for the wicked GUI and sunburn protection.

Response to Bionic implants. 2012-10-06 23:19:41


Not unless my organs were degenerating.


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Response to Bionic implants. 2012-10-06 23:23:06


Nano augmentation master race.


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Response to Bionic implants. 2012-10-06 23:30:55


At 10/6/12 10:51 PM, Suprememessage wrote: If it was possible to mechanically augment yourself, would you do it, and if you would, what would you do?

I'd get a device that helps my brain compute things, like a built in calculator, because fuck math.

The brain doesn't work digitally


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Response to Bionic implants. 2012-10-06 23:31:08


I wouldn't because:

1. It would literally (depending on the upgrade) cost an arm/leg

2. I don't want to be regarded as even more of a freak

3. I don't want metal inside me

4. I don't need any of it

5. Your mom


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Response to Bionic implants. 2012-10-06 23:54:56


At 10/6/12 10:51 PM, Suprememessage wrote: If it was possible to mechanically augment yourself, would you do it, and if you would, what would you do?

I'd get a device that helps my brain compute things, like a built in calculator, because fuck math.

yea that will be awsome i will love to chage my entire body like well uhhh becoming the world ruler :D or just destroing things for fun YAY

Response to Bionic implants. 2012-10-07 02:35:34


I want a bionic eye,because I am blind from one eye. If I could have that,I ask nothing more.


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Response to Bionic implants. 2012-10-07 05:41:26


At 10/7/12 12:12 AM, Cordyceps wrote:
At 10/7/12 12:09 AM, dragoswrath wrote: bionic eyes. I want to go from 20-40 to 'eagle with a telescope'
Or bionic legs. I could run faster, jump higher, and I could fall as far as I wanted without injury.
Bionic legs, you say?

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*You'll never get Robot Legs.*

Bionic implants.


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Response to Bionic implants. 2012-10-07 07:36:24


Yes, I most certainly would. If I could afford it of course. I'd go full cyborg if given the chance.

I'd get a device that helps my brain compute things, like a built in calculator, because fuck math.

I think you meant "because fuck yeah, math!". You know, because it's awesome.


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Response to Bionic implants. 2012-10-07 07:41:12


At 10/6/12 11:02 PM, Jester wrote: I'd get fucking Adam Jensen-tier decked out in that shit.

"I always asked for this".


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to Bionic implants. 2012-10-07 08:10:08


I want augmented sight.

Bionic implants.


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Response to Bionic implants. 2012-10-07 08:22:09


I just want slightly bigger nostrils. When I fall asleep drunk I can't breathe properly and turn into a mouth-breather and it feels nasty when I wake.


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Response to Bionic implants. 2012-10-07 10:05:59


Ideally, you want something that HELPS you alot, but you can do without because there's always going to be that one douchebag that somehow makes all your bionic parts useless.

That being said, probably a Bionic Arm.


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Response to Bionic implants. 2012-10-07 11:02:01


Mechanical dick.

Not really though. Probably something so I could be young forever, or a computer inside my brain.


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Response to Bionic implants. 2012-10-07 11:06:09


At 10/7/12 10:32 AM, Cordyceps wrote:
At 10/7/12 10:26 AM, Razz wrote: Something to aide vision would be my choice, maybe telescopic vision or laser eyes.
like glasses

I'd implant sunglasses directly into my face. They went ahead with it with little to no reasoning for the implant in Deus Ex 3, so why not.


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Response to Bionic implants. 2012-10-07 11:31:47


I would put my brain into a computer and call myself Skynet.

Response to Bionic implants. 2012-10-07 11:37:05


Probably to highten my reflexes and responce time since it currently takes me 2-3 secounds for me to realize that some one punched me in the face for example.

So obviously hells yes to the first question.