hello and welcome to the first annual newgrounds waifu thread.
i got permission from timmy to do this
i am your host and king. today we celebrate the waifus of your peers and inferiors by sharing and discussing what makes them great. husbandos are allowed. your initial post in this thread should be a picture of your waifu or husbando, a brief description of her or him, and a conclusion in which you dare a neckbeard/teeny bopper/furry shittie to step up to the plate and challenge your waifu/husbando with their waifu/husbando assuming yours has some sort of subjective flaw they want to point out.
there is no perfect waifu, however this thread does have actual judges. i am not going to reveal who they are but you will know immediately when they step foot into this thread and decide whose choices are unjustifiably terrible.
when two or more brave souls begin to duke it out and argue over which goddess is the best, it is customary to begin turning their respective pictures counterclockwise 90 degrees so onlookers know it's happening. ultimately the winner waifu will win a point on the hotness scale regardless of their overall ugliness/unattractiveness to the human eye/king's glasses while the loser waifu is banished to the shadow realm.
i will start us off. no emma watson's allowed.