According to a totally factual and not bullshit news company, semen makes women happier and less stressed.
This is one of those things that is so full of methodological and interpretative flaws it just can't be valid or reliable (determinism, sample bias, assumes cause and effect, the list goes on)... but that doesn't stop me wanting to believe it anyway. A few thoughts though:
1. Why would only women benefit from semen? None of the antidepressants supposedly found in it are gender-specific.
2. Wouldn't you have to eat it to get the best effect?
3. How in the HELL is anyone supposed to put this information in a sentence directed at a girl and NOT sound like a total creep?
4. Just... why? $100 says not a single girl will read this and think "I'll go blow someone, just to find out if it works now". So what was the point in finding out the alleged health benefits of semen if there's no good way of pushing it as a health food or whatever?
IDK. Discuss or some shit. Alternatively, ram your cock down the nearest woman's throat and tell us if her mood improved. It'd be about as valid a test as this crap.