According to a totally factual and not bullshit news company, semen makes women happier and less stressed.

This is one of those things that is so full of methodological and interpretative flaws it just can't be valid or reliable (determinism, sample bias, assumes cause and effect, the list goes on)... but that doesn't stop me wanting to believe it anyway. A few thoughts though:

1. Why would only women benefit from semen? None of the antidepressants supposedly found in it are gender-specific.
2. Wouldn't you have to eat it to get the best effect?
3. How in the HELL is anyone supposed to put this information in a sentence directed at a girl and NOT sound like a total creep?
4. Just... why? $100 says not a single girl will read this and think "I'll go blow someone, just to find out if it works now". So what was the point in finding out the alleged health benefits of semen if there's no good way of pushing it as a health food or whatever?

IDK. Discuss or some shit. Alternatively, ram your cock down the nearest woman's throat and tell us if her mood improved. It'd be about as valid a test as this crap.

I wouldn't doubt it? Vagina and all things related make men happy and less stressed, why wouldn't dick and all things related do the same for women ^.^

Obviously....

And what about men, huh?

It must be true if it's in the Daily Mail.

I don't see how this is news, since we would do it anyway.
With or without these facts.

At 10/6/12 06:13 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: I have done a study that shows people who give me money get laid more often...

Go ahead, it's worth a try at least..

That's called prostitution, silly.
It's already been invented, yes.

Did anyone actually read the article?

It's based off a survey study (strike 1) on an extremely specific sample size (strike 2) and bases it's findings on a correlation = causation train of thought (strike 3).

Next batter up, preferably one that's not a fucking windowlicker. This ones been chewing on the end of his bat for the past 30 minutes.

At 10/6/12 06:13 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: I have done a study that shows people who give me money get laid more often...

Go ahead, it's worth a try at least..

But I forwarded the chain mail last year as you said and we still don't have world peace, how could I believe you now?

what about men?

if so, i'll start gobbling cocks tommorow

At 10/6/12 05:19 PM, Painbringer wrote: And what about men, huh?

Semen isn't meant for males.

"Bitches suck my dick cuz it's good for her damn health"
-Lil B the Based God

It also helps with their morning sickness if they ingest the semen that impregnated them.

chicks love to suck cock.

At 10/6/12 05:13 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: So what was the point in finding out the alleged health benefits of semen if there's no good way of pushing it as a health food or whatever?

I guess you've never heard of this bookthen?

I read somewhere that semen also helps prevent cancer.

At 10/7/12 12:06 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: I read somewhere that semen also helps prevent cancer.

It seems like almost anything these days either prevents or causes cancer.

I suppose it is constructed that way to further encourage reproduction. It is one of the many systems that makes us love to hump eachother.

At 10/7/12 12:08 PM, Sectus wrote: I suppose it is constructed that way to further encourage reproduction. It is one of the many systems that makes us love to hump eachother.

The population of the world is constantly growing? Why should we need to encourage reproduction?

I can't believe I've been so selfish and harmful to women by masturbating. I'll get to work as soon as I can.

I can believe this entirely. Jizz is excellent.

At 10/6/12 05:13 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: This is one of those things that is so full of methodological and interpretative flaws it just can't be valid or reliable (determinism, sample bias, assumes cause and effect, the list goes on)... but that doesn't stop me wanting to believe it anyway.

I two, feel that this isn't reliable in anyway.

Maybe its the combination of getting off and semen. It could be possible.