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Semen is good for women. 2012-10-06 17:13:35 Reply

According to a totally factual and not bullshit news company, semen makes women happier and less stressed.

This is one of those things that is so full of methodological and interpretative flaws it just can't be valid or reliable (determinism, sample bias, assumes cause and effect, the list goes on)... but that doesn't stop me wanting to believe it anyway. A few thoughts though:

1. Why would only women benefit from semen? None of the antidepressants supposedly found in it are gender-specific.
2. Wouldn't you have to eat it to get the best effect?
3. How in the HELL is anyone supposed to put this information in a sentence directed at a girl and NOT sound like a total creep?
4. Just... why? $100 says not a single girl will read this and think "I'll go blow someone, just to find out if it works now". So what was the point in finding out the alleged health benefits of semen if there's no good way of pushing it as a health food or whatever?

IDK. Discuss or some shit. Alternatively, ram your cock down the nearest woman's throat and tell us if her mood improved. It'd be about as valid a test as this crap.

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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-06 17:14:18 Reply

I wouldn't doubt it? Vagina and all things related make men happy and less stressed, why wouldn't dick and all things related do the same for women ^.^


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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-06 17:16:16 Reply

At 10/6/12 05:13 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: 1. Why would only women benefit from semen? None of the antidepressants supposedly found in it are gender-specific.

They're probably working under the assumption that men aren't ingesting semen. That's the only flaw I saw in the study.

2. Wouldn't you have to eat it to get the best effect?

They're talking about oral sex. Swallow.

3. How in the HELL is anyone supposed to put this information in a sentence directed at a girl and NOT sound like a total creep?

It was a scientific study. Why does this matter?

4. Just... why? $100 says not a single girl will read this and think "I'll go blow someone, just to find out if it works now". So what was the point in finding out the alleged health benefits of semen if there's no good way of pushing it as a health food or whatever?

What the fuck do you not understand science.

Semen is an antidepressant, you don't find that even slightly interesting?

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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-06 17:16:54 Reply

Obviously....


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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-06 17:19:53 Reply

And what about men, huh?

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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-06 17:52:25 Reply

I really doubt semen is an antidepressant.

Getting laid improves mood though.


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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-06 18:01:51 Reply

It must be true if it's in the Daily Mail.


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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-06 18:11:47 Reply

At 10/6/12 05:14 PM, DevinArcane wrote: I wouldn't doubt it? Vagina and all things related make men happy and less stressed, why wouldn't dick and all things related do the same for women ^.^

i want to think you are joking but i highly doubt it at the same time

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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-06 18:12:25 Reply

I don't see how this is news, since we would do it anyway.
With or without these facts.


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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-06 18:13:14 Reply

I have done a study that shows people who give me money get laid more often...

Go ahead, it's worth a try at least..


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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-06 18:14:42 Reply

At 10/6/12 06:13 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: I have done a study that shows people who give me money get laid more often...

Go ahead, it's worth a try at least..

That's called prostitution, silly.
It's already been invented, yes.


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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-06 18:23:55 Reply

Did anyone actually read the article?

It's based off a survey study (strike 1) on an extremely specific sample size (strike 2) and bases it's findings on a correlation = causation train of thought (strike 3).

Next batter up, preferably one that's not a fucking windowlicker. This ones been chewing on the end of his bat for the past 30 minutes.

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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-06 18:27:25 Reply

At 10/6/12 06:14 PM, Blazejsg wrote:
At 10/6/12 06:13 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: I have done a study that shows people who give me money get laid more often...

Go ahead, it's worth a try at least..
That's called prostitution, silly.
It's already been invented, yes.

ohai, didn't see you there..

And it's not prostitution. They are just generous people and so am I.

And to your previous post, you may have not been told this, but you're more awesome than the average girl<3


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-06 19:02:20 Reply

At 10/6/12 06:13 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: I have done a study that shows people who give me money get laid more often...

Go ahead, it's worth a try at least..

But I forwarded the chain mail last year as you said and we still don't have world peace, how could I believe you now?

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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-06 19:10:15 Reply

what about men?

if so, i'll start gobbling cocks tommorow


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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-06 23:40:55 Reply

At 10/6/12 05:19 PM, Painbringer wrote: And what about men, huh?

Semen isn't meant for males.


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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-06 23:43:27 Reply

Actually, semen causes a woman's immune system to behave differently. How else would sperm be able to roam freely without causing the immune system to freak out?

There are also several hormones released with them, which can upset the woman's hormone system if she receives it too infrequently or too frequently.

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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-07 01:28:58 Reply

"Bitches suck my dick cuz it's good for her damn health"
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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-07 01:33:27 Reply

I don't know about that, but orgasms are good for both genders mentally and physically, although it positively impacts females more than men.


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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-07 01:36:16 Reply

It also helps with their morning sickness if they ingest the semen that impregnated them.


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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-07 01:49:30 Reply

chicks love to suck cock.

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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-07 10:32:32 Reply

At 10/6/12 05:13 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: So what was the point in finding out the alleged health benefits of semen if there's no good way of pushing it as a health food or whatever?

I guess you've never heard of this bookthen?


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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-07 12:06:42 Reply

I read somewhere that semen also helps prevent cancer.


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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-07 12:07:52 Reply

At 10/7/12 12:06 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: I read somewhere that semen also helps prevent cancer.

It seems like almost anything these days either prevents or causes cancer.


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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-07 12:08:40 Reply

I suppose it is constructed that way to further encourage reproduction. It is one of the many systems that makes us love to hump eachother.

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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-07 13:03:33 Reply

At 10/7/12 12:08 PM, Sectus wrote: I suppose it is constructed that way to further encourage reproduction. It is one of the many systems that makes us love to hump eachother.

The population of the world is constantly growing? Why should we need to encourage reproduction?


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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-07 14:43:43 Reply

I can't believe I've been so selfish and harmful to women by masturbating. I'll get to work as soon as I can.


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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-07 15:04:09 Reply

I can believe this entirely. Jizz is excellent.


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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-07 15:04:17 Reply

At 10/6/12 05:13 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: This is one of those things that is so full of methodological and interpretative flaws it just can't be valid or reliable (determinism, sample bias, assumes cause and effect, the list goes on)... but that doesn't stop me wanting to believe it anyway.

I two, feel that this isn't reliable in anyway.

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Response to Semen is good for women. 2012-10-07 15:21:07 Reply

Maybe its the combination of getting off and semen. It could be possible.


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